The following conversation actually happened a couple nights ago between me and a random guy:
Guy: Hey, how's it going?
Me: Alright.
Guy: Why are you wearing all white?
Me: Because I'm the Assassin.
Guy: Wouldn't it make more sense for an assassin to wear black?
Me: No. If you're going to be assassinated, you have a right to see your assassin coming.
White to be seen.
Have you read The Way of Kings?
Guy: No. Have you?
Me: I have. Don't read it unless you have time, though.
Because if you do, you will read the sequel, and you will beg the author to hurry up and write the rest.