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Orlion Blight

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  1. That's what she gets paid for. No need to worry about making her earn her paycheck!
  2. To quote Mark Twain extensively and, therefore, in spoiler form:
  3. More gods to pull you towards it
  4. Quick is currently being a purry fluffykins!
  5. Better than that no good Adolin kid.
  6. Correct, from the LDS website http://jesuschrist.lds.org/testimonies-of-him/articles/the-living-christ-the-testimony-of-the-apostles-of-the-church-of-jesus-christ-of-latter-day-saints?&lang=eng That identifies him as a God, one worshipped even! He bears witness to the Father, and the Father is, of course, worshipped. That's two distinct gods that are worshipped. It's not even henotheistic because Mormons worship both God the Father and Jesus Christ instead of just worshipping God the Father solo. Edit to add the following from the LDS website (link after the quote) https://www.lds.org/scriptures/bd/god
  7. And the God of the Old Testament. And the creator of the universe...And the judge, and so on and so forth. Really, the only thing he isn't is God the Father. An interesting semantic fact is that Mormonism would be polytheistic because it practices worship of God the Father AND God the Son. (I do not include God the Holy Ghost since he is not worshipped, even if he is considered a third "God")
  8. Happy birthday, @Zathoth! In honor of the occasion, some angsty Iron maiden lyrics: "There's a time to live, and a time to die when it's time to meet your Maker. There's a time to live, but isn't it strange that as soon as you're born you're dying?"
  9. @Sunbird What camera do you use? I've been entertaining the idea of getting one for my bird watching activities.
  10. A good grainy bread has been good to me in such situations. In extreme situations, probiotics also help a whole bunch. And, being a attention stubborn mule has been integral in maintaining my current lifestyle. Hee-haw!
  11. @TwiLyghtSansSparkles Having suffered from internal parasites on multiple occasions: you'd know. Also, life hack: anti parasite medicine goes down better with a spoonful of peanut butter. I hope that tidbit makes it in the next Mary Poppins movie!
  12. So I've been toying around with creating an angsty play list and decided to share some entries, even if nobody understand me And of course, you are all invited to contribute! In this example, we see a characteristic of a lot of my angsty songs: the very dramatic.
  13. That's Christian Rosenkruetz! How dare you not be familiar with esoteric, four hundred year old, hermetic and alchemical parody! I think I'm awful at creating any plausible deniability...
  14. Because you don't eat nearly enough ice cream! Appearance aside, if you have significant weight loss, see a doctor. It's most likely just the life change, but better safe than a spectral entity doomed to help the elderly with print jobs for all of eternity. Now, what do I mean by "significant"? I'll flake out on that and leave it up to you!
  15. I imagine the same, except with Buddhist justifications
  16. Got my yearly performance review for work, and I was rated as "Exceeds Expectations"! Woot!
  17. Particularly bacon from McDonald's! Now, Wendy's bacon on the other hand...
  18. Restful sleep is what you need But dehydration is the big one, anyway. Hope you're not coming down with something! Eat more chicken! Stay away from smacking noises!
  19. Possibly through the same mechanisms: dehydration and lack of restful sleep.
  20. @TwiLyghtSansSparkles Stay Hydrated this weekend
  21. So apparently, if you wanted one of the saddest weddings known to man, you can pay 600 dollars and get married at a Taco Bell.
  22. My cat is shocked at my forewardness.
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