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Orlion Blight

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  1. Orlion Blight
    Mead is pretty good! Sake, not so much. And Trump has only won one primary, so your decent into alcoholism may be premature
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    Get to the choppa!
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    I'm leaving you, Meredith. You and your old mops and brooms.
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    I thought it was about assassinating the dictator of North Korea!
  5. Orlion Blight
    Sounds like an in between stage.
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    If he didn't, then I would have. I have been scouring my mind for past videos... I lack only access to a laptop!
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    That's what we let them think. A happy cat believes he's the bestest kitty in the whole wide world. And because we want our kitties to be happy, we indulge in this charade.
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    If someone happens to win the lottery, you do not say they are "financially successful". Instead, they are lucky bastards. Same with your parents. The job being given to someone else after it was offered to you without warning would be like winning the lottery, highly unlikely and in no way indicative of your parent's competency in the area of job hunting. So just follow through with the phone call, and everything will work out
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    The key to being interesting is to be mysterious. And to own a cat
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    Truly, he is the true King of audience surrogate. Thinking about Ye Olde Memes, I'm somehow under the impression that we were more easily amused... I'm not sure why...
  11. Orlion Blight

    But I'm le tired!

    1. Kaymyth

      Kaymyth

      OK, have a nap. But then FIRE ZE MISSILES!

  12. Orlion Blight
    Are you going to order her favorite dish from Zanzibar? That's essential!
  13. Orlion Blight
    Last Saturday, I found Did She Mention My Name by Gordon Lightfoot on vinyl, and am getting around to listening to it.
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    Ewww...donuts... you're better off with plain white sauce!
  17. Orlion Blight
    Oooh, tempeh! It's been a while since I've had that!
  18. Orlion Blight
    I like my steak medium rare, myself.
  19. Orlion Blight
    It isn't always crispy, some people like it "chewy" which is just gross...It is almost like raw bacon...blergh...
  20. Orlion Blight
    That was the first one I saw, even before Charlie the Unicorn."Well, when I'm sad I just sing about all the things in the world that make me happy."
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    Even with cake I feel nothing.
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    "Yea! I'm awesome!" "And, into the ravine."
  23. Orlion Blight
    Feeble attempts are fine. After all, you never know! Just remember to bow out with dignity if the religious qualification is reiterated.
  24. Orlion Blight
    "Wow, my face is soft!"
  25. Orlion Blight
    Drugs
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