Ookla the Absent

I am back to the Shard!

How did I just go from 7 to 6 posts today after making two new ones?

Why is that lady on the Warbreaker cover vomiting?

I've swung back to Lurcher/Sparker. I seem to be stuck on a pendulum between cIron and Allomantic iron/Feruchemical zinc, with stops at Allomantic iron/Feruchemical gold and Allomantic iron/Feruchemical steel, and then just Allomantic iron along the way.

Shells are just pastas that didn't exercise. Spaghetti are pastas that exercised too much. Macaroni is pasta that exercised just the right amount.

[qoute]A word to the foolish: don't insert images if you don't know if it will work. Guess what I'm about to try?

[qoute]A word to the foolish: don't insert images if you don't know if it will work. Guess what I'm about to try?

I spent all day cuddling with my pug yesterday. Now he wants me to do it again.

Do you have three shard accounts? (this one, notvoidus, and another I can't remember)

I'm an Atium Misting! Too bad Elend burned it all. But hey, the fourth Wax & Wayne book is titled "The Lost Metal", after all.

Hello internet!

I solemnly swear by the Order of the Sticky Sticks I will finish WoR by Saturday.

Free beer for time travelers! Yesterday evening, under my oak tree. Don't mind the net.

100 REP EXACTLY

Went on a road trip to Utah, and realized that Utah valley is Shinovar

idk what IS on my mind ??

AHM A SHARDBAHRAR SWINGIN' MAH SWORD

To find Sharders with the top Rep and posts, go to the Forum home screen and look at the bottom right, right above the users online. Hope that helps!

I now officially have the 50th highest rep on the 17th Shard. My life is complete.

I am the Starter of Things, apparently.

I just changed my profile name from Serendipity to Scriptorian. Also, my profile pic is different.

Suddenly very depressed