TwiLyghtSansSparkles

Ta daa!

We even have a character called Doctor. And I didn't include her name in her profile. I think I have a signature now.

Does he want his jacket to become a smiley face parachute?

It wasn't to plan a fight; more a "this is what Funtimes will do; what say you?" sort of a thing.

Awww….he's cute. *goes to obsessively find former bartender whose Kryptonite is clams* I PM'd Voidus about the ensuing fight. As written, the seeds of doubt Nighthound planted will take root in Funtimes' mind pretty soon, and she'll figure it out.

I typed "creepy tamales" into Google and this was the first result. I find it mildly disturbing, how easy that was to find.

Tamales aren't creepy! They are tasty and bring joy to all the little children!

Can't or shouldn't? But how can we go on without knowing Ray's opinion of tamales? THE WORLD MUST KNOW!

Argh. Curse these 100 pages of ponies and beard jokes! I don't even remember if he said anything about it on here. Protector doesn't look any different; I know that much. EDIT: Nothing about change in appearance in this thread, though I assumed he used shadows to cloak himself or something to avoid giving away his identity. (Though it would make a bit more sense for Penumbra to spill the beans all at once, given what we've seen of him so far.)

"I feel you there, T, he seems like a pretty rude jerk." "Don't call me T." Too late, Nathan realized he had doomed himself to being called T for the foreseeable future. ​He could've come up with worse. "Anyway, we are having a conversation here, so how about you leave us alone for a bit. Don't worry, we can kill you later." The idea of shrugging off a living shadow didn't strike Nathan as prudent, but he didn't particularly feel like confronting one, either. Before he could object, Nighthound turned to Funtimes. “Funtimes really, why do you think she´s your friend? She´s using you for protection, in fact I´m willing to bet everyone you know is only using you for protection or as an attack dog. Also I never said anything against chimichangaritos. Right, isn´t this shadow guy the homeless one that blew up the cars woman in the museum? Weird he seemed right up your alley.” Nathan expected her to object, or lash out, or look confused, at the very least. He certainly was. She smiled a moment, then laughed. "He was in our alley, not up it." She hugged Ray even closer as pink cotton was buffeted about. "And once Purple Phoenixface finds his hat, we'll all be friends together! I'm nice to my friends." As if to prove her point, piles of pink cotton became piles of tamales.

I didn't think Penumbra looked like anyone specific? Not like Phoenix, at any rate.

Yes, please. Specifically, to an Epic who calls herself Doctor Funtimes. And turns croutons and gummy bears into defensive maneuvers. He hasn't done much except shout his name yet, so it seems more likely for the others to continue their conversation.

No, no it does not. Hmm….new theory, then. Yeah, we kinda did…. Yay! Funtimes reaction, or wait for Voidus….

And on the 6th of January, there shall be much rejoicing in the land, for the second tale of our namesake will be released.

In Nighthound's introduction, he mentions three Epics—Double Bubble, the Cupcake King, and the Catinator. I think it's one of those.

Hm….I had a theory that the Anti-Clam is Nighthound's split personality, but that doesn't fit…. Former bartender. This means something…..

So he makes their weaknesses tangible and….turns them into something that will just make them say "Ewww…."? We need him NOW. Hmm…. Maybe if we met him on a giant clam farm, it wouldn't count? I kind of want to meet this guy now.

Exploding gummy bears sounds more like her anyway. Still waiting on someone to create an Epic whose weakness is giant clams, BTW.

Hmm…. Does it count as out-of-character knowledge if the character is so random a near-invincible precog couldn't predict her actions, and would therefore cover a rival in said hated thing just because? Questions, questions. I think a short Nighthound reaction would be fine.

She will cover him in something he hates more than he should. If you catch my drift. Just did.

And as the three (four? five? hard to tell with those split personalities Phoenix has) all try to outdo each other, Funtimes will quietly install herself as Empress. Girl power for the WIN!

In-game, I think Nighthound is first. If we're counting pre-game casualties, he'd probably be tied with CorpseMaker. For second place….does it count if the bodies are still walking and talking? If so, Lightwards is in a close second.

Why do I think that won't work as planned? O.o By the way, I saw Nighthound standing outside the store with a "Free Hugs" sign, so I stood next to him with one that said "Hugs: $1." Not only did I get more hugs than Nighthound, but I also made $23.

It's the bowler hat. It's extraordinarily difficult to picture someone with a bowler hat not talking in a British accent. This goes for Purple Phoenix, too.

Does he also have Notice This, where anything that will help him in the future begins shimmering with translucent rainbows, like this: