TwiLyghtSansSparkles

Yes. Idea. Good. This one.

When I realized what that meant, I laughed way too hard at the image: "Don't come any closer, Altermind! I have a cow and I'm not afraid to use it!" Okay, okay, I know the cow would be his undead slave and therefore dangerous, and I know it'd be freaky to see a full-grown cow spring up from someone's plate, but still. It's not the most conventional form of protection.

She's a zombie slowly regaining consciousness and self-awareness. He's a pebble looking for a boot. It'd be like a much more badchull and less lovey-dovey version of Warm Bodies. I'd darn you to heck right now, but Mailliw already killed every Lightmind ship I could think of with Altermind's first impression of Lightwards. Sounds good. Let him wonder what Funtimes is doing. That's enough to make anyone shudder.

I'm excited. I don't know why, but I'm excited to see Alice again. I don't have a lot of precise moments planned out, either. There was Funtimes' introduction, which I had in my head already, but other than that Remington's bit of backstory is the only real long(?)-term plan I have at the moment. And that's only because it gives insight into what he's done in the past, who he thinks the real enemy is, and how far he's willing to go to take that enemy down. Kobold, I think?

Um….at this moment, no. Once he and the other, um, servants (only saying the "um" because of a "special mission" Funtimes has for the Unicyclist later—spoiler: it's weird) can speak freely, I'll drop insights into his backstory. Like I said, I have this one clearly defined moment that I know I'll add in, but I'm just looking for the right place and time to do it.

I already have an uber-badchull (if rather dark) moment written into his backstory. I hope to give him more like it.

First off, Mailliw, I finally found a theme song for Altermind! I posted it a page or two back. Second, pony codes. Funtimes: 2735000000C94FC99EECFE0220100FE1EUO18370222000005148E20BE1F28A0501FE6BBF004CB2 Nathan: 373B000000773737FFC49D0000000CCFEUN183734B00000220C9520CFF7FFF0C107F3FCC004CB2 Finally, did someone say Slaughterhouse and the Crow are having a creep duel?

Eep. That's all I have to say about that.

Rocky road is delicious, butter pecan is (in my experience) mostly enjoyed by the elderly, gelato is superior to ice cream, and sorbet is clearly inferior. Bring me fudge brownie, pretty please!

Rum raisins, maybe? Nobody likes rum raisin ice cream.

That implies they're sweet.

She acts more vanilla-y, anyway. So if "vanilla" is the Epic term/slur for non-powered people, do humans have a comparable term? And by humans, I mean Remington, and by comparable term, is there something ice cream flavor-related he could call then that doesn't sound incredibly stupid? he seems like the "match your rude name with two of my own" type.

They are beards of great beauty.

Yes, he is a ginger. I don't think any web program could create a beard that magnificent.

Any objections to changing Nathan's hair color? I fully intend to keep his "I-am-SO-screwed" face.

I don't. I have the saved pictures, but not the code. I could probably recreate the code once I get home, though.

Umm.....yes? Seriously, that made my morning.

You win all the internets. All of them. I am quite certain Berry Sperry would agree with you. Any party that ends with an impromptu trip to Oregon instead of his murder is, by definition, the best party ever.

Allow me a shift at work to collect my ideas. Actually, I have the perfect ship for Nighthound. It's an evil, snotty rag of an accountant who takes her job way too freaking seriously and treats the receptionist like something she stepped in. (No, I'm not drawing from my own experiences. What are you talking about?)

Out-cracked, maybe. Even I didn't let Nighthound/watermelon come anywhere close to canon. I read the story, though. Just the right amount of wrong.

Whilst browsing the TVTropes Crack Pairing page, I was linked to a story where the Great and Powerful Trixie falls in love with a sentient pine cone. ..... I.... I have no words. NO WORDS

I don't know, Newcago stayed steel after Steelheart died. Kobold? Would the pocket universe die with Möbius?Edit: question answered.

Who said we have to unleash him? Maybe no one wants to see him again. Maybe Funtimes grows bored with taunting him and is conveniently distracted by a shiny. Maybe her distraction is so great she never tells any other teleporter about the pocket universe. Edit: I like the Deathgale pony. He's very dapper.

Wouldn't matter to anyone but the four creeps trapped there. Funtimes can make it out and pop in now and then to crack jokes at their expense.

I say we convince the contestants that it would be best to hold the contest in a giant locked hamster ball, courtesy of Funtimes. Möbius would attempt to outdo her by sealing the hamster ball in a pocket universe. Once that was done, Funtimes would visit the pocket universe, transform the hamster ball into Möbius' weakness, and leave the four creeps stranded. Is one of them "Creep" by Radiohead?