"Welcome royalty, nobles, knaves, merchentmen, equestrians, epics, observers, TASTY, knights, and friends to the first ever imperial ball! We will have music throughout the night, and costumes are a must. Whether the costume is of words or so loud that they are visible, it matters not. There are ample refreshments for those who wish to partake, and a joke contest is available for those with too much spare time. Me not being one of those, I will have to leave you for now, but I will return soon. Enjoy yourselves!