Kobold King

When you're convinced that all sitcoms are set on the same planet, ruled by the Shards Misunderstanding and Overreaction.

Hmm, I'm not sure how much it costs to pay Hasboro. Is copyright law even applicable here unless we try to sell the game? Marbles as spheres sounds awesome. We should also have a Shardblade as a piece. Maybe a chull or a chasmfiend?

Best. Thread. Ever. Braize definitely needs to take the place of Jail. For the train stations, could we use different types of Investiture? Allomancy, Awakening, Surgebinding, and AonDor, perhaps? Fortunately we have multiple different types of currency in the Cosmere. We could refer to the money as spheres or boxings or even Breaths. If I am not mistaken, there are 8 different property colors in Monopoly. Since we have four major Shardworlds that have appeared in published works, could we use two property sets for each Shardworld? Now I need to think of pieces... as I've said before, we absolutely need a stick as a game piece.

That was beautiful. Have an upvote. EDIT: I forgot, I should really post an actual story. "Cat naps, oblivious of mouse. Useless."

What kind of door do Elantrians use? An AonDoor, haha! (I am so, so sorry. I'll not be so Ham-my in the future.)

My dear Khyrindor... you are mistaken. What? I'm so storming Cosmere-y I practically belch Breaths.

Clearly I will be the victor.

When you immediately starting working on a scheme to recreate Iron Man's suit with Investiture. Just give a Coinshot a suit of Shardplate...

Six word contests for the win!

They are united in irregular speech.

Odium and Preservation? After a few centuries, all you'd be able to do is sit around and seethe. Ruin and Cultivation would be pretty cool. Imagine a toddler who builds a massive, impressive-looking tower of blocks just so he can knock it down. Then imagine that on a cosmic scale.

The Syl thread has breached containment! I recommend a full tactical strike to prevent it from escaping onto more threads.

When you're surprised when someone in real life doesn't know the identities of Blunt, Grump, and Thinker. When you frequently refer to "Mr. T" without talking about the A-Team.

When you feel bad when someone asks who the Elsecaller's Herald was, and you have an emotional breakdown because you don't know the answer off the top of your head.

I actually wrote pretty much the whole song, just never felt an opportunity to post it. Eh, I'll do it here. Please note that to make the words fit, the song is sung by multiple characters at different points. Also, there are some pretty massive Words of Radiance spoilers. EDIT: Dividing it so the spoiler tags work better.

The Originators were the people who survived the Final Ascension and went on to found cities like Elendel.

I read this thread, and wonder.

When you start using Rock's speech patterns in everyday conversation. This thing, it happens to everyone, yes?

Another Easter Egg that not everyone notices is Nazh. This man's name, leaving notes for some mysterious colleague, can be found on several art pages in Stormlight, as well as on the map of Elendel in The Alloy of Law. Current consensus is that Nazh is another worldhopper.

I think the reason is simply that swords are way easier to plant into the ground than a bow, spear, or hammer would be. Remember that the Recreance did not take place on an active battlefield. It seems to have been a very deliberate, pre-meditated action.

Remember highprinces: Just say no.

When you get a questioning look from your instructor because you dozed off and wrote "angiospren" instead of "angiosperm".

Exactly. We've been ChaySan the perfect pun for Aons now, and we're still no closer then when we started. Not a single Reya hope have we found on this quest.