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  1. Kobold King
    "Overly-addicted"? I am offend! I am offend!
  2. Kobold King
    ...When you're embarrassed to answer that question truthfully. (Um, all of mine I can think of are real. Well, I'm not actually banned from hobby shops yet, but I do say "do you want to destroy some evil today" in the few cases in which someone has wielded a sword in front of me. And "I am offend" remains one of my favorite comebacks.)
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    ...Peter Ahlstrom just posted a reply to something I said. PETER AHLSTROM HAS SEEN A POST OF MINE. And I, an inconsequential newbie at that! :D

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      LinkasZelda

      Whaaaaaaaaaaat? Link? Where? What did you say? What did he say? What were you wearing?

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      Kobold King

      I don't think links work on comments, but here's the URL:

      I choose to interpret his comment as an official confirmation of the Nightstick ship. :P

  4. Kobold King
    Yes. This must happen. One of the speculated Dustbringer Ideals is "I will destroy evil." This must happen. Yes. At the very least, they should be best buddies and Adolin should draw Nightblood. Although, I would like to point out another shipping pair between two self-aware objects: Nightstick.
  5. Kobold King
    Spoilers for The Alloy of Law follow.
  6. Kobold King

    I'm here to bind surges and eat chowdah. And I'm all out of chowdah.

  7. Kobold King
    When you feel disappointed and hollow every day because Stones Unhallowed won't be released anytime soon. My friends and family tell me I shouldn't get so obsessed. They tell me the books aren't worth that kind of deep-seated emotional commitment. I scream "I am offend" at them until they either back down or send me to a psychiatrist.
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    Oh, right. Remind me not to talk about chemistry again. Or physics. Do we know if aluminum can be Awakened? It would be interesting to know whether the metal could be imbued with Breaths or not.
  9. Kobold King
    "Adonai" sort of sounds like Adonalsium, so that's pretty cool. Though Eshonai's Relationship should probably be a separate thread, seeing as I've begun to derail this one.
  10. Kobold King
    I think the "Get out of Braize free" card should be "Broken Oathpact", just for the lolz.
  11. Kobold King
    I always assumed that Allomancy didn't work on aluminum because it wasn't magnetic. But I agree that there could be a greater rationale for this in the Cosmere. Maybe Adonalsium was a conspiracy theorist, and someone stole his hat.
  12. Kobold King
    I think people are too limited in their shipping. Everyone focuses on the crowd pleasers--Kaladin, Shallan, Jasnah, and the Kholin brothers. But where are the Eshonai shippers? Where is the concern for Szeth's love life? Why has no one rallied around the banner of Taravantagia, the heartwarming union between two lifelong friends who have jointly sacrificed their souls for the fate of Roshar?
  13. Kobold King
    It is on the official Firefight page on his website, here. Although, apparently I got it wrong and it's actually "Babylon Restored". I'm not very good with remembering names, it seems. I can only remember basic things, like how the protagonist's name is Davis.
  14. Kobold King
    When you visit hobby shops and shout "would you like to destroy some evil today" whenever a customer picks up a sword. They don't let me in hobby shops nowadays...
  15. Kobold King
    Nah... as Jasnah says, humor, like a knife in the back, works best when it's unexpected.
  16. Kobold King
    I imagined a hazy, smoky color that implies an illusionist... but I suppose deep down inside, I knew the cover would have a fire motif. Still looks pretty awesome though, and the new descriptions on EW and his site are cool. Apparently Manhattan is now "Babylon Reborn", because Epics are a) melodramatic, , like changing city names, and c), are melodramatic.
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    Thanks! I'll get started, then! EDIT: Oh, "Beneath the Bells of Kharbranth". That's what I meant to say, promise. Please don't send the Featherblades after me.
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    Destroy ALL the evil!

  19. Kobold King
    The irony is so solid, a Lurcher can burn it.
  20. Kobold King
    When you tell your family members "the first rule about White Sand is that we do not talk about White Sand."
  21. Kobold King
    Sadly I do not own the Adventure Game, and I've been unable to find any rules explanations. But I love the idea of that, and I'm interested in seeing highscores and best survival times from people. Also, Stormform zombies? My soul exploded into a billion splinters due to the sheer awesomeness of that concept.
  22. Kobold King
    When you verbally insult others by saying they're slower than wounded chulls, while sitting atop a tall stool.
  23. Kobold King
    And now that the topic's been revived, I'm seeing "Darth Vader question" on the front page too. I guess it's cool to see that even a year later, people are still seeing the exact same phrase here. And now I'm contemplating posting a thread called "Darth Vader question" just to see if people will mistake it for "Denth and Vasher question".
  24. Kobold King
    More bad metaphors? Nooooooooo! Also, notable deaths. How 'bout that.
  25. Kobold King
    Well I've gone from "Misting" to "Silent Gatherer". Pretty cool, eh?
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