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Kobold King

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  1. Svrakiss are demons in Derethi myth, so yeah... basically, run.
  2. I presume everyone I meet is American. Drop-chasmfiends? Drop-koloss? I'd come up with something clever, but... but I'm just a little shaken up. Have fun playing with kangaroos, or whatever Australians do. << Culturally confused kobold >>
  3. DELIGHTFUL'S AUSTRALIAN? I... I need to rethink my life. So much of it was a lie... Awesome song though. If I remember correctly, my first theory thread was speculating on Jasnah being a worldhopper.
  4. Great, now I'm going to feel mildly revolted when I reread WoA and HoA. Happy now?
  5. I think the plural of "Adonalsium" is "Adonalsia". Somebody should ask for a confirmation on that.
  6. You have become king. Of everything. Seriously, why can I not give more than one upvote. Roshone riding a warg to take his revenge on a whitespine. The perfect conclusion to the debate and the thread. All arguments have been rendered invalid. The Internet may stand for a thousand years more, but nobody will ever write a more epic fanfiction in so few paragraphs.
  7. Thanks! I'll get back to my math-checking, then...
  8. OK, I give up. What was the King's Tester?
  9. Are you kidding? I'd read it for the extra 3% alone.
  10. How would you spike a spren? Using the Cognitive ideal of a spike? Or by using some sort of Shardspike? It's a neat idea, I'm just wondering how that would work in practice.
  11. I was going to make a joke about "seeing" someone in a romantic way, but then I got too completely creeped out to finish.
  12. This is incredibly awesome. I love your depictions of these characters. Also, I can't help but imagine Helaran saying "Father, go to Damnation" with the exact face he's depicted with. Makes me laugh every time.
  13. Rust. Now I'm wondering whether Sebarial and Palona are Firesoul Ferrings, and that's how they kept warm.
  14. That would be... awesome, to say the least, but I don't know what he'd use as a focus for it. It could be a motivation for causing atium and lerasium to regrow in the world.
  15. Odium's the kind of guy who would make eleven of the Unmade just out of spite. "Ha, try keeping things symmetrical now!"
  16. *Wipes feathers off of face and smiles innocently.* Good point about Lerasium. Though I really like the idea of mistform. Hmm... using an atium spike, can you steal a Listener's ability to bond spren and change forms?
  17. I'll say this here as well. If we give Eshonai a bead of Lerasium, and do we have mistform? Soulstamp Eshonai, and do we have forgeform? What about those strange birds we see in the Sixth of the Dusk preview? Can we have a birdform? (Known exclusively as "chickenform" on Roshar.)
  18. "Emily! The Sharders are being crazy-obsessed again." "Storms. I'll set the burglar alarm so they can't sneak in for the Stones Unhallowed outline. You stand in the doorway and RAFO everything they throw at you."
  19. According to Coppermind, Chanarach is a female Herald. Doesn't rule out Palona, though. That anagram is hilarious.
  20. Awesome! I wonder what other forms we can produce using Investiture. Give Eshonai a bead of Lerasium, and do we have mistform? Soulstamp Eshonai, and do we have forgeform? But no! Diversion, distraction, etc. We need a new topic for this.
  21. When you look at all the recent shipping threads, and discover that you really wouldn't be surprised if there's a Romantic Realm.
  22. When your bold attempt to decipher Harry Potter Realmatics disintegrates as you attempt to decide on Patronuses for each major Cosmere characters. Vin's would be either swirling mists or a wolfhound, Kelsier's like fast-growing flowers (in memory of Mare). Vasher's would be a sword, just so he could have a smoky black sword in one hand and a glowing white one in the other. Kaladin's Patronus would be a glowing cyclone, because winds. Shallan gets a skyeel, while Dalinar and Adolin both get Ryshadium.
  23. When you give in to your desires and come up with grand explanations for how EVERY MAGIC SYSTEM EVER fits with Realmatics, and what Shard Invested in it.
  24. If it gives me the opportunity to imagine Rosharan Hemalurgy and possibly Parshquisitors, it's worthwhile.
  25. [conspiracy theory] Take a look at this quote: We have assumed that ReSephir is one of the Unmade, but is she actually a kandra? The name fits a kandra. She gives birth to abominations--could this be a reference to an evil kandra practicing Hemalurgy? Hemalurgy as an art is certainly a dark essence. So terrible. So consuming, as an end-negative art. And "she is here". Did ReSephir infiltrate the Silent Gatherers? [/conspiracy theory]
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