Kobold King

So you are suggesting that he's evil, but has some good effects? I wonder what could be so bad that Desolations and the Splinterings of Honor, Devotion, and Dominion are preferable alternatives. Maybe Adonalsium WAS evil, and part of Odium's motivation for destroying other Shards is to prevent It from being reassembled. EDIT: As per Argent's suggestion, removed spoiler. I'm not even quite sure why I put it there in the first place. Thanks for the tip!

Has upvote abuse been an issue recently? Also, what precisely constitutes upvote abuse--is it mainly people with dummy accounts, or are there aspects to it I am unaware of?

In lieu of upvoting, because quota, I just want to say that a Silent Gatherer interlude would be awesome and full of cool information. What about a dying person's interlude? Possibly someone in Taravangian's hospital, and we see his PoV as he gives a Death Rattle? It would probably be just as insanely unintelligible as Taln's interlude, but I think it could be cool. We could finally get a better grasp on what they see.

I've seen your hidden message before! I am in the Central Time Zone, and it is 9:10 A.M. at my location. I am still receiving the message that I've reached my positive vote quota.

Oh. Facepalm. I haven't read Shadows for Silence in the Forests of Hell, so I guess I just read it as the nearest equivalent that I'm aware of.

Without the ability to upvote, I feel so powerless. As if I could no longer suck in Stormlight, or if Aons no longer glowed when I drew them. I am nothing without my upvotes.

Storing death? Seems all good, right? But your cells keep growing. Your cells keep reproducing. The Feruchemy doesn't take cellular mitosis into account. If you store death, your cells will reproduce like a cancer, unable to die to leave space for new cells. You will become an enormous, horrifyingly eldritch tumor. At least, that's what my understanding of biology is. Feel free to poke holes.

When you nod in sympathy and understanding, becaues you filled your quota too.

Do I detect a Doctor Who fan, perchance?

Full spoilers for Words of Radiance, I'm afraid. Also, it will murder your soul and rob you of your innocence, so you should avoid it like the plague.

When your research project is Cosmere! ( I wrote a short literary analysis describing how Blushweaver is a foil to Lightsong. )

Maybe that's how Hoid worldhops? Doors open on both sides, after all.

That would be made of awesome. Completely awesome. Just... awesome.

Anyone worth hitting on, anyway. Only a girl who would understand these lines would be tolerant of you spending long hours on 17th Shard or reading BranSan's books.

I've been espousing that theory for a while, actually.

And now, allow me to introduce the newest big meme: Creepy Inquisitor Guy. Original picture from DeviantArt. He seems sweet, but I wouldn't recommend going out with him. He might spike your drink.

When Siri does not refer to an iPhone app. When you contemplate recreating GLaDOS by Awakening said iPhone and Commanding it to "Do science cake".

You forgot to store Connection so none of the professors will like you.

I swore "compatibility before plausibility." And I think Hoid and Jasnah are more compatible, that's all.

Ah, snowball fights. The love of men is such a frigid thing.

I was the King's Wit, which I found remarkably appropriate since I spend most of my time here making jibes and jokes. If you look at my reputation, you'll find only a couple of posts that have been upvoted on intellectual grounds...

No Shipfather! As your Bondship, I forbid you to continue down that line of thought!

You're probably right. Say, you seem to be a stable fella... care to meet me in a dark alley for cup of tea?

HAHA! MESSY MESSY HEMALURGY! SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES! RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING! Pardon me. What were we talking about? Nah, nobody here has spikes, don't be ridiculous.