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  1. Kobold King
    We are a peaceful bunch of jolly cooks and rabblerousers. So long as there are members who hunger for our sweet creations, as long as there are competing factions to amuse us with their antics, we will be present to laugh and daintily nibble snowcones. We thank you for your magnificent hospitality, Queen Elsa. Dost thou require cutlery, in the form of spoons, knives, or forks?
  2. Kobold King
    Insurrectionist Fungus leads the Shroomies, though he rarely deigns to speak with his followers. And yes--I enjoy myself here. Newcago is a jewel upon this forum, one of the great wonders of fandom. I, Kobold King, Highprince of Cutlery and founding member of the Wafflesworn, extend a warm and slightly syrupy hand of friendship. Let the Wafflesworn reside in court, baking you indefinite quantities of pastries and other delicacies.
  3. Kobold King
    It shall be done. Together, we will rule the 17th Shard make waffles!
  4. Kobold King
    The Shroomies are a strange lot, united in a singular love of kiwifruits that nearly rivals their hatred of the Featherblades. They are headed by Insurrectionist Fungus, a member who rarely deigns to speak to lowly peasants save to taunt his enemies.
  5. Kobold King
    Aha! Despite fearsome opposition, my perseverance has ended with my true calling achieved.
  6. Kobold King
    I would have, but Ashiok beat me to it. I will still vie for the position "Highprince of Cutlery", however.
  7. Kobold King
    Ah, wonderful, wonderful! The Wafflesworn have risen, ready to take their true place as the great cooks of this forum. And Cook Ashiok has summed up our mission beautifully. Let us move forward in the twin desires of culinary delight and chaos!
  8. Kobold King
    Sadly? I think not. My time among the Unaligned has been... delightful. No wait she's with the Newcagos never mind. And as for sweets, I have unlimited access to the Newcago Court, and have helped myself to multiple bars of white chocolate and snowcones with not the slightest trace of opposition. I still can't believe I've gotten away with it so often. In short, my diabolical machinations have transpired precisely how I have intended. I have eaten metric tons of snowcones, and already the seeds of discord have been sown amongst the future nobility of this forum, the Wafflesworn. I am unstoppable!
  9. Kobold King
    Ah, but if I stay amongst the Unaligned, then I can laugh at the Observer's Guild itself.
  10. Kobold King
    We should have an entire faction of caterers. The Wafflesworn or somesuch.
  11. Kobold King
    This is a necro post, but I didn't want to start a new topic for a question that I haven't been able to answer. When does this actually come out? Have we any official confirmation on when and where we can expect to see this? I can scarcely sit still in my seat because of how awesome that sample was.
  12. Kobold King
    "Lemon?" asked Kobold King optimistically, not knowing the true horrors of the world.
  13. Kobold King
    Mwahahaha, "what flavor". How little he knows... I don't actually know either.
  14. Kobold King
    He responds so nonchalantly to a full-scale infilteration of the staff? Well that's odd... GASP
  15. Kobold King
    Not hinting or anything, but I would accept payment in snowcones.
  16. Kobold King
    ...Why do you both have the same profile picture now? I'm so confused.
  17. Kobold King
    * begins manufacturing kiwi-flavored snowcones * Sell-out.
  18. Kobold King
    Stop it! You're draining my upvote quota!
  19. Kobold King
    Merciful Domi. And just when I thought you couldn't surprise me anymore.
  20. Kobold King
    Has anyone asked about what to call people from Yolen? Because switching between "Yolenite" and "Yolenese" is starting to annoy me. I'm contemplating asking about it. EDIT: I forgot about this and seem to have missed the deadline. Never mind (unless you have the answer).
  21. Kobold King
    And the God King turns out to be their father. Spoilers: Susebron loses an eye in the next book.
  22. Kobold King
    That's remarkable! Everyone please divert attention to these magnificent weapons. * grabs a bar of white chocolate * Don't mind me, just look at that exquisite craftsmanship...
  23. Kobold King
    Tom Hiddleston?
  24. Kobold King
    Hey, I like sad. It's like happy for deep people.
  25. Kobold King
    Never has a self-insert fanfiction been so blatantly planned.
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