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  1. Kobold King
    Be a Coinshot. Surround yourself with a thin metal foil, and Steelpush outwards at all times GIANT METAL HAMSTER BALL.
  2. Kobold King
    Miles Hundredlives walks into a bar. Being a Gold Compounder, he quickly heals from all damage and demands to know who put it there.
  3. Kobold King
    * Introducing Ben Affleck as Steelheart *
  4. Kobold King
    Eshonai?
  5. Kobold King
    "We have an army." "I am a stick."
  6. Kobold King
    I felt a chill upon reading this.
  7. Kobold King
    "I will respect the opinions of those who disagree with me." "I will not sass people I find irksome."
  8. Kobold King
    Great job Curiosity. When you're done leaving your hint, go write us a Diagram 'k?
  9. Kobold King
    You're a kindly spren sent by the Almighty to help humanity? Sorry Swimmingly, not buying it. You know way too much about Hemalurgy for that...
  10. Kobold King
    One of the maps or notes with Nazh's name?
  11. Kobold King
    You can't. That's the whole point--you'll never see them coming.
  12. Kobold King
    You are a model to us all.
  13. Kobold King
    Yes, we were all wondering about your... shall we say... unconventional approach to responsible childcare.
  14. Kobold King
    Syl?
  15. Kobold King
    You know what we call quitters 'round here? Test subjects.
  16. Kobold King
    I'm guessing it was someone who once held Szeth's Oathstone, but I can't think of anyone who carried raisins around... Mr. T, maybe?
  17. Kobold King
    Yes, that explains a lot! Thanks. Are there any resources you can recommend where I can learn more about this?
  18. Kobold King
    I hadn't heard that "thou" rule. How would you refer to an equal or a superior in Ye Olde Speech?
  19. Kobold King
    Psst. "Thou hast" an old sense of proprietary. "Thy" is in the possessive case. That will be all. Go back to your duel.
  20. Kobold King
    Lord Ruler. Cosmere pop-up ads. "If you're a metal worker, Steel Inquisitors hope you don't know this ridiculously easy trick. Select your desired Allomantic ability..."
  21. Kobold King
    Awaken a website server with thousands of Breaths. Command the server to give those Breaths to the One Millionth visitor to the site.
  22. Kobold King
    Here's where Edgedancer powers come in handy. Use the Abrasion Surge to send them sliding across the house! Use the Regrowth Surge to do away with the inevitable injuries!
  23. Kobold King
    Soulcast their least favorite toys into bread and jam. Or their favorite toys, depending on how they behave.
  24. Kobold King
    We've got a chain reaction of new members now. Welcome, Sethborder! Hope you enjoy your time here!
  25. Kobold King
    I AM FREE! I mean, your turn now Swimmingly. I thought about making a "ruin" pun, but I thought that would be too obvious. Don't really get the relevance of this, but OK...
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