Kobold King

I assume you immediately thereafter went to the grocery store, bought the cheapest [DATA EXPUNGED] you could find, and sprinkled it over all the entrances to your house.

Read not by choice, but by a very insistent sister who enjoys read-alouds. Still, could have been a lot worse.

It's either that or I sick the raptors on PP. The question "who goes next" is really "how violent are things going to get on this page."

That would descend into even more intense fighting than this one.

Who can be Derpy? We need someone who's not as thoughtful as the others, and generally only appears in the background... Oh of course. Alice Regway!

Final Empire 26 Alloy of Law 3

* OTP unlocked * So, if Voidgaze is Fluttershy, Funtimes is Pinkie Pie, and Lightwards is Rarity... Is Remington Springfield this guy?

Remington Springfield. Nathan stands in awe over his courage and stupidity... I marvel at that most awesome of names.

Final Empire 23 Alloy of Law 9 I have never done something so difficult in my life.

For the second time that day, a pterodactyl-drawn litter soared over downtown Portland. The city was more abuzz than it was before--Lightwards peered out from the litter to watch the tiny people below scurry from street to street, word of their new masters spreading far and wide. He was pleased to see a pair of large grey shapes moving between buildings; most likely Nighthound with two dinosaurs. If he let one of my allosaurs get killed... Lightwards thought irritably. He never finished that thought. From well below his litter, he caught a glimpse of a shadow rising up from an alley, twisting and moving like a living thing as it flew through the air and out onto the city streets. As quickly as it appeared it was gone again, but there was no mistaking it for a simple trick of the light. Its movement was too deliberate, almost predatory in its grace. Concerns about Purple Phoenix momentarily faded. There was yet another powerful Epic in the area. Calamity, how many others were there in this town? The pterodactyls set down the litter not far from the alley he'd sighted the shadow coming from. Lightwards was not surprised to see Funtimes and Traveler standing in the alley with their ridiculous servants. "You're right. Safety in numbers," Traveler was saying with a gesture. "Let's follow." "Follow whom?" Lightwards growled, striding into the alley. The two raptors he'd brought along quickly sniffed out Purple Phoenix's bowler hat. Funtimes was holding it in her hands, looking uncharacteristically non-giggly. The duo's rifle-sporting servant grunted. "Shadow Epic named Penumbra. Didn't you see that shadow?" "Of course I saw it," snapped Lightwards. He glanced at the bowler hat in Funtimes' hands. "Did this Penumbra kill Purple Phoenix?" He directed the question to Traveler, but the redneck spoke up again. "Don't know. He fell off your museum. Penumbra had his hat somehow." How the Calamity has this man survived this long? Lightwards fumed internally. At least the unicyclist is quiet. As if on cue, the Darth Vader blew out a couple of notes, causing his bagpipe to belch flames. Mostly quiet. His raptors began glaring at the redneck intimidatingly, allowing Lightwards to finally speak without the moron hijacking the conversation. "Purple Phoenix left active explosives hidden in the Museum," he informed his allies. "He left his dinosar behind. We need to figure out what the sparks is going on with that man." That, or we need a better screening process for our allies.

Yo TwiLyght, that ship is totes adorbs, and I'ma let you finish, but the Reckoners are the most competent and well-trained Epic assassins in the post-Calamity universe.

I'm guessing Big Al gets hurt, triggering a very unhappy Voidgaze? (Take a wild guess what my OTP is. )

I'll try to write something up pretty soon.

On the bright side, carrot inquisitors see better than any other Invested creatures. Carrots are essential for healthy eyesight.

Hark! The GM hath spoken. I go forth to fulfill my duty for Queen and country. Tally-ho.

Alas, I'm not entirely sure what to do next. Perhaps Lightwards could meet up with Traveltimes and help outfit the search party? It shan't be a long post, methinks, but it should move things along somewhat.

Who goes forth next, pray tell?

Despot? Slave Driver?

Neuromancer? I think that's the title of a book, but it's still cool-sounding.

Puppeteer? Tyrant? Something that emphasizes control over other people, I would say.

Buy. Some of them will be Awakened.

Yes, let's all just forget about Mobius and have a cookie...

I'm going to say "buy" simply because I love the idea of Pokemon being tackled by my favorite author. Pokemon is a franchise that has an infinite storytelling potential that's never been realized beyond a shallow anime series. I'll buy this one too. Finally my sale... there exists a culture with technology superior to our own somewhere in the Cosmere, contemporary with the Stormlight Archive.