Kobold King

I'd pay good money to see Nathan's "We're so screwed" face upon seeing Funtimes hit it off with the spirit of chaos and disharmony. I'm still just as confused as Voidus is. Will Tutorial Land and Chaos Land be separate locales?

That could work. If the random insanity we've hosted on the Question thread is any indication, the Chaos thread could be very random. With chaos in mind, who'd be up for a campaign where Discord takes on Regalia and the Babilar Epics? We could call it "Discord Takes Manhattan," and his opening assault could involve turning Regalia's water into Mountain Dew and corrupting Newton into a distinguished and well brought-up lady.

Granted. You are capable of controlling all machines with your mind, and they are unable to hurt you or anyone you care about. For your curse: your eyeballs burst into flame and roast out of their sockets. I wish that my brain would automatically censor profanities.

Dear Heavenly Father, Please watch over Your child, Khyrindor's brother. We ask that you keep him safe through his operation and unharmed from the ravages of disease. We ask that you guide him, the doctors, and his family during this time of illness. Please heal his body and comfort his loved ones. In Your name we pray, Amen. Your brother shall be in my regular prayers, Khyrindor. I can't do nearly the good for you that God can, but for what it's worth, I wish him the best of luck in the chemotherapy. And I wish him, yourself, and the rest of your family strength and courage in facing this dilemma.

Yeah, that's the general Pattern my puns keep falling into.

Like Murk herself, I'm just a touch confused about what's going on in the fight. I'll refresh myself by reading all the latest posts again, then I'll try to put up another post for her.

On a scale from 1-"On a scale of 1-..., how are you feeling today?", how meta are you feeling today?

Yes I am. Roshar puns are hard--I tried to make a good spren pun, but all of them just seem too Sylly to post.

Only if you insist on running down the jaywalker and murdering him with your Shardblade.

Granted. You become so grotesquely hideous that the mere sight of you will turn mortals to stone, like Medusa of old. Walking into a store will instantly kill every clerk and worker in the building, allowing you to walk out with as many oreos as you can carry. I wish for impenetrable skin.

Somehow, kandra's ability to disguise themselves as other people doesn't seem nearly as impressive.

And in the post-credits scene, Hoid dramatically turns to the camera and utters "I'll be back" in a thick German accent. Then he turns and stalks away.

The Outback, maybe? Plenty of space. A few kangaroos to terrorize. Firefight spoilers:

The last time a Lightweaver said this, men later called the event "The Recreance."

I was going to post a Stormlight Archive joke, but let's face it--Shattered Plains puns just aren't what they're cracked up to be.

"Really, Michael? You filled the entire movie with explosions, again!" "Yes. And...?" "Look at this scene. Vin Steelpushes against a chariot, and the chariot explodes. With fire. That doesn't even make sense!" "We directors need not make sense."

During her talk with Altermind.

I'd read that fanfic. Both, but mainly the RP. (Darkrose will never, ever become canon, but after I wrote an offhand line I realized it could detail Sam's weakness if she were ever to become an Epic.)

All these suggestion would be pretty awesome to see. Somehow Cormac being a bully doesn't surprise me. For the record, it's possible to guess Darkrose's weakness from the RP proper. Anyone care to hazard a guess or two?

Granted. Double that amount is dumped on your head when you least expect it. Also, your enemy survives but is horribly mutilated. (S)he takes immediate legal action against you, using your history on this thread as evidence against you. While no legal precedent has been set concerning the Nightwatcher, I'm sure the opposing lawyer could make an excellent argument for your wish being an attempted contract killing. I wish for the ability to flawlessly predict the future political climate of any city or nation.

Why do I get the feeling that you've lived in every one of those towns?

What Happened in Medieval Ireland confirmed.

Möbius can travel into space. Why not combine the two ideas? If we made it canonically dubious enough to allow video game-esque respawns, then the potential for random meetings could be limitless. Wanna see whether Slaughterhouse could take Panda in a fight? Step right up and see. Wanna see whether Darkrose and Sunburst could take on CorpseMaker's gang all at once? That can be arranged. Wanna see if Funtimes working with Richard the Lion-Heart could successfully take the Holy Land from Saladin's forces? Absolutely possible.