Kobold King

I have that effect on people.

I wouldn't be opposed to that, for the record.

Also, I'm still running for President on the "_____ for President" thread. Vote for me today and you'll get one free ponification of your choice.

1, 2, 3, --Hark! Behold, Sharders, Kobold King is still in the running! Let me show you that I am willing to keep my campaign promises. You were promised ponified versions of world leaders! And you will get ponified versions of world leaders! Vote for me in either the Presidential or World Dictator categories and you'll qualify for one free ponification of your choice! Scroll to the top of this page and vote today!

I vote for all three options, but the first two in particular. Which reminds me that I need to develop a weakness for Sharkbait.

If it helps keep people away from their points, it was worth it.

Base image shamelessly stolen from Delightful.

I still haven't seen an Emperor's Soul casting thread. Hint hint.

A piece of utter insanity inspired by a private conversation and by Disney's Frozen. Major spoilers for Firefight follow. Starring Megan as the singer during the climax of the book. * opening music plays * The flames burn bright 'round my body tonight I'm being burned alive. Prof's gone way off the deep end And it's doubtful I'll survive. Regalia planned this, though I'm not sure how or why If I'd been shot instead, I wouldn't have to die... Adjust the aim, point the gun at me David's rifle will let me beat this heat I'm really glad it's remote con-trolled... Well here I gooooo! Let it go! Let it go! Not burning up in that smog! Let it go! Let it go! I'm dead but not for long! I don't care If I go insane The assassination failed... Death never stopped me long anyway. It's funny how some distance Makes everything seem small And the fear that nearly killed me Can't get to me at all! It's time I went on the attack To defeat Phaedrus and turn him back David won't get squished tonight... Time to fight! Let it go! Let it go! I am one with Time and Light! Let it go! Let it go! I rise as Firefight! Prof can't fight My time-changing light Let his force fields fall! My power twists the very laws of time and space! My soul shines outwards, lighting up the terror on Prof's face! And one thought shines through me, this one thought is clear I'm never going back; Tonight I feel no fear! Let it go! Let it go! Phaedrus lifts off and flies Let it go! Let it go! David hasn't died! Here we are Safe in Babilar I will feel no fear... Death can't stop Firefight anyway.

Granted. Your brain will be liquefied every time you hear the English language spoken." 24 hours after each liquification you will be reincarnated on the streets of Antananarivo, Madagascar in a brand new body. I wish for the Nightwatcher to alter my general quality of life in a way that the average person would concur is for the better.

Quota wouldn't let me upvote that. Perhaps a sign that he's aware of his impending doom.

I may or may not let him start showing his badchull side during the CM War, and in his assertiveness with his new dominion on the next game day. Until then, he can continue to be comically thwarted by Funtimes and insulted by Lucentia.

I'm not sure whether this remark is hilarious or horrifying. Anyone else want to write an Epics in Equestria scene? I for one want to read one where the Unicyclist is unmasked, revealing this:

If he works very hard, someday Epic!Lightwards might be as badchull as Pony!Lightwards.

Illustrated here: what the Empire of Light's ascension would have looked like if Lightwards, Funtimes, and Nighthound had attacked the Third Diamond Dog Kingdom instead of the MoNA.

Or Celestia herself, for that matter. Really, King Hanat. What were you thinking? (Is What Happened Outside of Canon: Equestria an actual possibility? 'Cuz that could be really fun.)

That's not even considering the Mirror Pool. Get Rainbow Dash enthused with some Equestrian patriotic spirit, laden her with improvised explosives, send her into the Mirror Pool, and you have a royal air force capable of obliterating any enemy in ten seconds flat.

(Somehow I think a series of letters written between Celestia and an Epic warlord would read a lot like these. )

Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned a magical lesson about friendship. When a bully punches you in the chest and threatens to murder you, a true friend will immediately jump to your aide by sealing said bully in a pit of tar. Friendship is about sticking out for each other. Your faithful student, Berry Sperry P.S. Can I go home now? To my faithful student, I am pleased to hear that you are finally learning lessons about friendship. Jade is a wonderful pony, and I'm sure that you and she will become the best of friends if you only give her the chance. With that in mind, no. You can not come home yet. Try making friends with Sammy Rosey and Revolution Sunburst. They're nice. --Princess Celestia Dear Princess Celestia, If you'll pardon me for saying so, your majesty.... FRIENDSHIP IS NOT WHAT THIS PONY HAS IN MIND. Ahem, what I mean is that she seems to think I should be her special somepony. There's been an awful lot of nuzzling here. Your faithful student, Berry Sperry To my faithful student, That's adorable. --Princess Celestia.

Yes. Yes. All of the yes. He is perfect. Do you have hos code and cutie mark? If so, they're going STRAIGHT to my Vault.

Definitely so. I like her! And the changing skies will make for a great setting detail in Astoria.

LIVE LONG AND PONIFY, TWILYGHTSANSSPARKLES. I WISH YOU THIS IN KAPS' LOCKE, THE NATIVE LANGUAGE OF MY PEOPLE.

YOU MUST IT IS YOUR DESTINY