Kobold King

Yep. And it's incredimazible:

He's awesome! Want Deathwish to stop by to pick him up, involving him with the siege more than he already is? I've been at a loss with what to have Deathwish do in his introductory post.

Note to self: keep watching this show, and visit Oregon at earliest opportunity. Have you ever seen this video? It's often described as "Doctor Who meets Gravity Falls." And it's awesome.

There are absolutely no ways to make this statement not sound awesome. Hi, Quiver, hi, Ashiok! Are you two considering joining the RP? Here's a summary I wrote for The Dalles.

Does all Oregon humor look like this? Because that's what Gravity Falls humor looks like.

I just watched the first episode of this show. It was quite possibly the strangest thing I've ever watched.

Lightweave a boxed DVD set of Firefly season 2. Conjure it up at Comic-Con.

Thanks. All in good time. I need to find a good MLP spear vector so I can pose him with Syl on the Shattered Plains. Parties without us? I can't imagine they're any good.

When you're so immersed in the fandom, you think of the member named "Edgedancer" before the order of the Knights Radiant.

I hope you realize that the day this crossover is written is the day you need a new computer, because it would be so awesome it would melt your hard drive.

Let me finish up my long-winded replies to a couple of private conversations, and then I'll post Syl and Kaladin. Either here or on the Stormlight Archive board, I'm not picky. Though then again, I might wait till I have Szeth and Dalinar done too. Dalinar in particular is giving me fits, since this guy is so utterly awesome. Let me put his awesomeness in Question thread terms: it is impossible for Nighthound and Dalinar Kholin to share the same universe, because Dalinar Kholin is too storming righteous and badchull to allow it. Somehow, he'd fly across the galaxy just to smite Nighthound where he stood. That's how awesome this character is.

Thanks! I will begrudgingly surrender Lightsong dibs to you... but in return, I demand unrestricted access to Vasher dibs. Though I've already gotten three characters from the Stormlight Archive done, so it might be more polite for me to let you have Warbreaker characters. I don't know how many SA ponies will be left by the time you read the books and the ponification madness falls upon you.

As one of the Chief Ponifiers of the Question thread, I've decided to start expanding our trade outside of the Reckonerverse a little bit. So tell me, does this look like a decent Kelsier pony to anyone?

You could always use the powers but change the name to something like Blaze, Cinder, or Scorch Sear.

Voidus is the Element of Generosity. Not only does this make a beautiful amount of sense, but we now have one sixth of the Elements of Harmony. If we assemble them all, can we use them against the Vashikaran spambots?

We have a lot of Twilight Sparkles and a surprising number of Raritys. Also, Twi? Remember how you asked what Lightwards would be doing in the Final Empire? Regrettably, I have the answer.

Quiver might very well set Herd hitponies on me if I murdered Lyra in a story.

Maybe the founder of the organization could be Princess Luna--who when she uses her powers, comes dangerously close to becoming Epic!Nightmare Moon? ... Dang. Now I want to write this as a sequel to the King Hanat vs Card Null story from before. Starting with the Pony!Reckoners carrying out a hit on the High Epic Heartstrings.

Cons: He'll take your Breath?

...Is it strange that now I can't get the idea of the Mane 6 as a Reckoners cell out of my head?

That poor professor. Said hyperactive pilot just won't give the guy a break. She's threatened bodily harm against him twice, and she surrounds herself with absolutely awful people. One of her new "friends" is actually plotting to murder the professor because he doesn't like how he treated his in-laws, and the more benign of them are a goth and a hippie that nearly drove the poor man to tears by relentlessly making fun of his clothing and his charitable ambitions. Seriously. For me, that woman--I think her name is "Doctor" something?--crossed the Moral Event Horizon in her very first appearance. She kidnapped her future boyfriend right out from a disciplinary council with his boss, destroying so much of his employer's personal property that her boyfriend's certain to never find stable employment with him again. She ruined the poor guy's life, and then roped him into a completely non-consensual relationship that's honestly too creepy for words. I think so. It's been a while since I read it, but one of the wiser, more mentorly figures of the book is a con man who's somehow became the governor of a city by claiming to have magical powers. It is he that convinces the girl and her partners in crime to take up the hitman trade.

Yeah. That book was hard to read. Fortunately there's an RP based on the book with a far more likable cast of protagonists. My favorites are a college professor trying to found a charitable society, a wealthy coffee shop patron who's running for mayor, and the brother of an Astorian civil servant who takes on an adorkable young redhead as his personal protege. One of the main characters is literally heartless. Literally heartless.

The hypocritical part of the book is that the leader of the terrorists was once a public servant himself, but since he "suppresses" the "corrupted" part of himself he's considered to be okay. The worst part is that the girl's next victim is implied to be the first victim's sister. This is a full-blown serial killer we're talking about.

Right here. I regret to say I didn't save my graph, but I was almost a pure straight line between Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy, with only a single dull point facing Applejack. I am apparently a much more two-dimensional character than the rest of y'all.