Kobold King
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Awesome. Now just to read what it was, and--Oh Stormfather. I already knew, but seeing out in the open again... But no. This is Twi's moment to shine. I can't ruin it with my prudishness! I'd like to shake your virtual hand for your victory, Twi. Just... not the left one.
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Congratulations, Twi! You deserve this. (Silver, whatever secret was in that spoiler tag didn't carry through. Just so you know.)
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Very true, but it might be a teensy bit difficult to get him to answer Silverblade's interview questions.
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Rate the Signature Above You!!
Kobold King replied to Silverblade5's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
A while ago I had "Watch out for stobor." I've considered switching back, but I don't want my fellow RPers to think I'm abandoning them. As for yours: Huge! Includes colored text! Bulk comprised of an annotated list of theories, which you are well-known for. Official Compilation of FAQs--very useful! Curator of the original Dark Alley list, which was famous even in the days when I was a lurker and has since grown to epic memetic proportions. 9/10, would bow before the might of the Catquisitors again. -
There's also a line somewhere that says that when he gifts too much power to another person, that person starts to feel the corruption. So gifting is nowhere near as good a solution as
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Rate the Signature Above You!!
Kobold King replied to Silverblade5's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Contains links to several threads Includes pithy saying about the priority of the 17th Shard Includes a link to this very thread--bonus meta! 8/10, would recognize this member from his signature again. -
Or Japanese beetles. So beautiful... but so destructive.
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First off, let me assure you that your writing is excellent and we're glad to have you. It is highly unusual--as in, simply not done--to open up a new thread without talking it over with other players a bit first. I'm not saying you need to take it down, as that is solely Twi's realm of judgment, but it'd be greatly appreciated if you would consult with us a bit before starting new game threads. Thanks.
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I think all the worshiping happening on the "Sanderson Memes" thread is going to your head.
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Classy Epic assassins have been dispatched to your location.
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But... if you can only be a true gentleman if you have a watch set by Metronome... what about Earl Greyback?
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"Wait," Autumn said skeptically. "You're... you're holding a door open for me?" "Of course," Reader smiled. "Isn't that what gentlemen are supposed to do?" "You're no gentleman," Autumn retorted cautiously. Reader managed to look offended, blinking his eyes as if holding back some powerful emotion. "Really, Autumn," he protested, his lips quivering. "Doesn't that Bible of yours say to forgive and forget? Doesn't it say that if a sinner repents, you're supposed to greet him with open arms?" Seeing Autumn's expression unchanged, he bowed his head with his eyes closed. "I... I understand," he said quietly. "I shouldn't have expected such a sudden change of attitude from you. It'll take time for... for people to leave who I used to be behind, as I have." He began to let the door swing close. Autumn continued staring at him in surprise, but little by little a hopeful smile started eating at her lips. "No, no," she butted in, stopping the door with her foot. "I think it's wonderful that you want to change. Not that--well, the thing is--" "It's fine," Reader laughed, taking the door in both hands again. "I was a slontze and I know it. But let's let walking through this door symbolize leaving the old me behind." Sincerely heartened now, Autumn beamed at him at walked through the door. Only for him to immediately slam it shut and bang her on the nose. "Ha ha! You should see the look on your face! Remember when your Aunt Lily found out her husband was cheating on her? You look just as betrayed as she did! Ha!"
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Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak.
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Reader the slontze, Reader the slontze, He spends all his days spouting insults and taunts His star-granted power he constantly flaunts, Making punching his snout all that Autumn wants. Reader the slontze, Reader the slontze.
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Autumn Glass, Autumn Glass All she wants from a man is a little class But on each and every date, alas She finds all her lovers are just plain crass. Autumn Glass, Autumn Glass.
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Compliment the person above you!
Kobold King replied to Delightful's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
You were the first person on the forum I learned the name of. Your posts always had a very distinctive wit to them--a sort of trademark humor that I learned to recognize immediately. You're funny, you're intelligent, you're a brilliant writer; I guess overall you're just Delightful in general. Also, I'm sure you have pretty eyes. -
Let's see. An honorable man who requested solitary confinement to avoid hurting others, or... "Hey Autumn. Is it hot in here, or is it just me? " It seems to me Autumn's choice is very clear.
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What's wrong with a little crazy?
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Sounds good. Which weakness did he learn today? Excellent.
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Like you said, it's hard to say now. However, he'd definitely feel respect for his instructions to lock him up if he ever goes on a rampage. The fact that he remains in prison as opposed to being drenched in water and executed indicates that Vondra hopes to get him back under control someday, as he will allow Autumn to attempt to do. Overall though, I'm as interested to see how their relationship turns out as you are.
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Sounds plausible to me. Where in the city would Vapor be held, by the way?
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And Then Scribbler Received a Stern Talking To But Ultimately Was Fine.
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I thought it was obvious. Whether Scribbler faces immediate repercussions from this depends on whether or not Reader decides to spill the beans. He'll tell her to stand by for a minute before officially dismissing her, so that'll keep her there waiting for the mercy of Reader.
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The worst part is that if he finds out, he'll keep coming up with excuses to keep her busy far into the late hours of night. It might be a while before she can get back to her parents.
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For the want of a nail dignity the kingdom was lost.
