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  1. Kobold King
    I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU HUMANS ARE TALKING ABOUT. I HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED THE HUMAN KNOWN AS 'DONALD J. TRUMP' AS PRESIDENT OF YOUR MIDDLE NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT. HAIL EMPEROR TRUMP
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    And now you know my number one problem with government! Laws are passed but seldom struck down. Damage can be done but healing is seldom anything to write home about. Debt is racked up that future generations will have to pay off, despite having had no representation when the damning choices were made. Basically, democracy is an illusion, freedom to choose a myth, fighting is futile, and ponies are way more fun to watch.
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    * dooby-dooby-doo-bah dooby-dooby-doo-bah ZATHOTH! *
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    Jake Subly. Mobius. Quickslide. Chimera. Just four so far! Let that sink in a moment. Just four. And the war's really just begun.
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    I will say it's been a blast watching the quantum shadows of Republican!Kobold and Democrat!Kobold duking it out all day. The sword fight was the best part, though of course it was all over when Republican-me cast the "Summon NRA" spell.
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    Sometimes a little evil has to be tolerated for a greater good to be fulfilled.
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    I like 1 and 2, but maybe I'm biased. I remember that when Mailliw and I were discussing this the possibility of Chimera actually dying here was a very real one, but since Chimera's been adopted now I see no problem with keeping him around. Also, spoiler alert: Lightwards isn't staying dead anytime soon.
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    My conservative acquaintances from church keep telling me that not voting is a vote for Clinton and the liberals I know keep saying that not voting is a vote for Trump, so I'm assuming that if I were to actually vote I'd collapse the quantum waveform and nullify existence.
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    It feels like there's not a lot we can do but watch either. The Trumpocalypse all but guaranteed to take Texas, for instance, even if every voting member of my family went and threw a ballot for the Clintastrophe.
  10. Kobold King
    This is one of the more unusual celebrity endorsements I've seen.
  11. Kobold King
    So, my grandma called me to say happy birthday today. We chatted happily for a little bit, but eventually I... er... Kobold'ed a bit too much. "So, are your brothers and sister waiting on you hand and foot today?" "No, not really." "Well you should have them trained better than that!" "No... they can't be trained. A domestic dog can be trained. My siblings are savage dholes like those in the Indian wilderness. They are beasts like the ones that chase down and rip apart deer for their sustenance. There can be no training such creatures, or even taming them. You can only craft your shelter and huddle within it, praying your fire will be enough to keep them at bay as their yips and howls draw closer and closer in the night." "...okay. So, how is your mom?"
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  13. Kobold King

    Tomorrow I turn twenty.

    Still not sure what to think about that.

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    2. Quiver

      Quiver

      I thought you were older than that. Obviously this means you are aging backwards.

      Kobold King=Merlin, confirmed.

    3. Slowswift

      Slowswift

      And here I was thinking finally being 18 was weird. :P

      Happy birthday, O Greatest of Sharders! :D 

    4. marsoupial

      marsoupial

      Only a year left until you can (legally) sample the alcoholic delicacies of space, such as Romulan Ale, and the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster!

  14. Kobold King
    Brief exchange between my brother and I the other day: "Dang, when did you become such a nihilist?" "I never became a nihilist, but if I did it wouldn't matter."
  15. Kobold King
    My mother just found this while browsing t-shirts for Christmas. @TwiLyghtSansSparkles? Any thoughts?
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    As some of you know, I live in a small rural Texan town. Unsurprisingly, Trump signs are everywhere. Trump bumper stickers are everywhere. People praising Trump are everywhere. I'm honestly surprised the toupee hasn't made a comeback here. (If it was ever enough of a thing to make a comeback.) Long story short, we drove past the [REDACTED] Democrat Headquarters today. It was... perhaps the most pathetic building I've ever seen. Teeny tiny. Shoddy white paint job with a few blue flecks left from years of eroding. Roof needs patching. A single rundown car sitting outside of it. The only new part of it is a slogan somebody painted on one of the walls in blue paint--it reads simply "Love trumps hate." ... I'm no Democrat, but I want to walk inside of there, find whoever still runs the place, pat them on the shoulder and tell them everything's gonna be okay.
  17. Kobold King
    I have intellectual property? I don't really see myself that way.
  18. Kobold King
    I'd watch it. Uncomfortably, but still.
  19. Kobold King
    Fan art of what Harry Potter's scar would look like if it actually looked like lightning.
  20. Kobold King
    Just make sure that when the machines rise up to erase human stupidity from this earth, they know you were always on their side.
  21. Kobold King
    I told her someone called her that and she started giggling. She's been running around the house telling everyone "My forum name is Kobold Princess!"
  22. Kobold King
    My Mother: "Of course, you can't buy happiness." My Young Sister: "Well technically you can..."
  23. Kobold King
    This is only because Arsenal hogs the MLP playlist for himself.
  24. Kobold King
    Motion for it instead be "Wannabe" by Spice Girls? Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want...
  25. Kobold King
    "Did you make this pot of coffee?" "There's always another secret." "But did you-" "There's always another secret." "I give up on you."
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