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  1. Kobold King
    You are clearly Edgedancer.
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  3. Kobold King
    "Potatoes et Molasses."
  4. Kobold King
    I... I just finished Over the Garden Wall. I need someone to hold me.
  5. Kobold King
    But then, the Grass-type Eeveelution is called Leafeon. Freaking Leafeon.
  6. Kobold King
    Archive of Our Own is supposedly very good, and it's a major hub for smaller fandom writers. I found like, eleven stories written for an obscure 1960s sci-fi writer I like there.
  7. Kobold King
    Meanwhile, at Hogwarts... "Severus... you still cut the crusts off your grilled cheeses, after all this time?" "...always."
  8. Kobold King
    "I want you to look at me while I critique your cooking! I want to see the passion leave your eyes!"
  9. Kobold King
    Not sure, but there's a food critic pony in Season 6 who looks like Voldemort.
  10. Kobold King
    We're four episodes into Over the Garden Wall and my family has unanimously declared that Wirt is me in cartoon form. I have mixed feelings about this. Mostly because his hat is actually really freaking cool.
  11. Kobold King
    My father was explaining to me the riot situation in real-life Portland right now. HIM: "You see, Portland's on a peninsula that has to be accessed from several bridges-" ME: "Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah. I know all this. Though I didn't think you could plausibly hold those bridges without zombie dinosaurs, personally."
  12. Kobold King
    In lieu of questioning sexual orientation, I'm going to stick to what's really important: Does that mean I get to be Plankton constantly hatching crazy schemes to steal back my reputation level?
  13. Kobold King
    Y'know, I've been lurking for a while and considered myself pretty up to date with everything that was happening on the Shard despite my lack of posting, but I think that simple use of first person plural is the first thing that's made me take a small step back and say. "Huh. Okay. Maybe I missed something and should ask about it."
  14. Kobold King
    "An unknown benefactor of the LGBT community appears to have informed him that Martian nuclear weapons on the Moon were a more pressing problem deserving of his concern, diverting the President-elect's attention from the subject for the time being."
  15. Kobold King
    I dunno... at the moment I describe what specifically happened I cease to sound politically neutral. As it is now, everyone can hear me say this and imagine their least favorite politician getting red in the face over whatever issue they like. The moment I specify who it was or what they were arguing I run the risk of ruining it for someone who actually agrees with this politician.
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    * Town newspaper describes a congressman coming to speak * "Hey, I know him!" "...how do you know a U. S. congressman?" "He yelled at me at town hall." "...why did a U. S. congressman yell at you personally?" "I told him his science was bad and he should feel bad."
  18. Kobold King
    You rock 'em better than Backtrack.
  19. Kobold King
    That basically sums up the entire forum.
  20. Kobold King
    No, but the thousands upon thousands of tiny ice daggers being sandblasted into your eyes can make you wish a good lightning bolt would put you out of your misery.
  21. Kobold King
    Gosh darn it. I hate having to say "Thanks Obama" non-ironically.
  22. Kobold King
    Day 1 of the Trumpocalypse. Pizza being delivered remorselessly late, presumably by far right-wing extremist groups. It's worse than I ever feared.
  23. Kobold King
    My brother and I both got a mug of coffee at church. Older guy walked up behind us and said "You better not drink all the coffee or I'll shoot you!" before laughing and walking away. ...it really went from 0 to 100 more quickly than I'm strictly comfortable with.
  24. Kobold King
    Jesus 2020?
  25. Kobold King

    Trumpocalypse 2016

    I for one support our new toupe'd overlord.

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    2. Kaymyth

      Kaymyth

      I am...displeased with the results of this election.

      Extremely displeased.

    3. Assassin in Burgundy

      Assassin in Burgundy

      I can't tell if you're joking. If not, you know you're a sander fan when Kobold's endorsement of Trump means more then Paul Ryan's. 

    4. Darkness Ascendant

      Darkness Ascendant

      Aye Aye Kobold

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