The cult of the stick

[Wittles he/him]

ALL HAIL THE STICK!!!!!

[Telrao she/her]

PRAISE BE TO THE ONE TRUE STICK

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Could I sell some waffles to you good Sticks?

[Telrao she/her]

*gasp* What kind of waffles? And also...

Do these waffles contain wood? *holds the STICK OF PUNISHMENT threateningly*

[Quivil]

*roasts marshmallows over a fire*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

10 hours ago, Telrao said:

*gasp* What kind of waffles? And also...

Do these waffles contain wood? *holds the STICK OF PUNISHMENT threateningly*

Hwauh?

Why would waffles contain wood, we can't eat wood. >>

[Cash67]

2 hours ago, Tani said:

*roasts marshmallows over a fire*

*checks to see if it’s a gas fire*

[Quivil]

1 hour ago, Cash67 said:

*checks to see if it’s a gas fire*

*it's a wood fire*

[Wittles he/him]

1 hour ago, Tani said:

*it's a wood fire*

*le gasp* 

 

[Cash67]

1 hour ago, Tani said:

*it's a wood fire*

@Telrao we need THE STICK

[Wittles he/him]

Burning wood is heresy of the highest order

[Telrao she/her]

4 hours ago, Tani said:

*it's a wood fire*

*Lifts STICK OF PUNISHMENT*

For your heresy, THE STICK SHALL SMITE THEE, @Tani

*SMAKKS WITH STICKK*

[Quivil]

4 hours ago, Telrao said:

*Lifts STICK OF PUNISHMENT*

For your heresy, THE STICK SHALL SMITE THEE, @Tani

*SMAKKS WITH STICKK*

*violently despawns*

[Cash67]

*puts out fire*

*then eats marshmallow*

Edited February 15, 2023 by Cash67

[Tea Leaf]

*Soaks STICK in water*

*Sticks STICK into fire, then pulls it out unburned*

"Unity between fire and STICK with water!"

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Could we name Shallan as our mortal enemy? Pleeeeeease?

[Tea Leaf]

"Fire and Stick and Water are all different, but together they make a whole."

[Wittles he/him]

4 hours ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

Could we name Shallan as our mortal enemy? Pleeeeeease?

Yes! Shallan shall be the mortal enemy of THE STICK forevermore

[Telrao she/her]

9 hours ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

Yes! Shallan shall be the mortal enemy of THE STICK forevermore

Wha - why?

Oh

OH

Yeah, that makes sense, actually. But she asked the STICK for permission! She was being polite to the STICK...

*places STICK OF PUNISHMENT on a velvet cushion in the Devotary of the Stick* Oh great STICK! Give us your wisdom on this matter!

[Tea Leaf]

On 10/17/2021 at 8:13 PM, Mockingjay365 said:

To all those who wish the downfall of the Fire: You know, deep in your hearts, that you are wrong. The puny stick will NEVER surpass the might of the Fire. While yes, it is true, highstorms can quench the might of the Fire, highstorm is not stick. Also, highstorm would sweep away sticks in commencing flood.

You all know the true being is that of WATER! Slayer of fire, washer of stick, even burning sticks will bow before it! Kneel with heads held high!

[Tea Leaf]

On 3/30/2021 at 0:41 AM, AonEne said:

Oh huh, another one. Stick worshippers never slow down. 

They never do...

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

I find it highly regrettable that this post has become inactive. You fools, attempting to incur the wrath of The One Stick! May he be merciful upon your souls! ALL HAIL THE STICK!!!

[Quivil]

*refuses*

[Telrao she/her]

O PRAISE THE ONE TRUE STICK! MAY ITS WOOD NEVER ROT!!

[Wittles he/him]

The cult of the stick can never die! that's why I'm reviving it. ALL HAIL THE STICK!!!!!