The cult of the stick

[Quivil]

Y'know, fighting fire with sticks is not a thing...

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

On 10/5/2021 at 2:57 PM, Tani said:

Y'know, fighting fire with sticks is not a thing...

but with metal tipped sticks maybe, spears are sticks by the lore.

[Quivil]

You also can't fight fire with spears. It doesn't work.

[Guest]

I AM A STICK!

[Guest]

Anything will work as long as you have the power of the stick

[Quivil]

Except that the power of the fire destroys the power of the stick.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

This is getting ridiculous. STICKS, UNITE!

[kelcib she/her]

20 hours ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

This is getting ridiculous. STICKS, UNITE!

I agree ALL STICKS UNITE!!!!!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

STICKS WILL WIN AGAINST FIRE, WE HAVE THE WILLPOWER.

[Guest]

YES WE DO

[Guest]

And no, there is NOTHING more powerful than a stick.

[Quivil]

You may have the willpower, but I have the firepower.

[Guest]

We could

A. Take a really big stick and smother the fire

B. Hollow out a really big stick, fill it with water, and dump it on the fire

C. Just wait for the next highstorm

D. There are lots of possibilities but I'm not going to state them here. You get the point, we can win against fire.

[Guest]

Also, there is no fire without first having stick. That is a fact, do not dispute it. Without us, you could not survive. All we have to do is reclaim our troops.

[NameIess]

10 minutes ago, ECJHtheEdgedancer said:

Also, there is no fire without first having stick. That is a fact, do not dispute it. Without us, you could not survive. All we have to do is reclaim our troops.

Coal, oil, and leaf would like to have a word with you.

[Guest]

Close enough. Tani’s fire was made with sticks.

[Guest]

Also leaf is part of stick and Roshar has no fossil fuels, not around long enough. Zahel says so.

[Mockingjay365 she/her]

I agree with Tani.

FIRE SHALL CONSUME THE WORLD!!!!!

[Guest]

@Mockingjay365, you haven’t even read Stormlight. You have no right to make such a statement.

Edited October 15, 2021 by ECJHtheEdgedancer

[Mockingjay365 she/her]

@ECJHtheEdgedancerwhy do you like sticks so much? Everyone knows that fire is better. Even the people at our school think so. You watched me ask them.

[Mockingjay365 she/her]

And don’t you know it’s a bad idea to say my name online? I haven’t said yours, but I know your full name, address, birthday, etc.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

[Guest]

Only because they have no idea what they are talking about.

[Mockingjay365 she/her]

I don’t have to have read Stormlight, but I know that fire is better!

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Mockingjay365 said:

And don’t you know it’s a bad idea to say my name online? I haven’t said yours, but I know your full name, address, birthday, etc.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

I changed it read the post

Edited October 15, 2021 by ECJHtheEdgedancer

[Mockingjay365 she/her]

@ECJHtheEdgedancerYou did literally like 2 minutes ago!