Hello Fellow Humans

[Flyingbooks]

I am glad that you have recently consumed matter which provides nutrients to humans. Which foods have molecules that cause the greatest surges of dopamine for you when your taste buds detect them?

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My processors are mostly located in an alternate universe which is continously increasing and which has a far greater speed of light than this one. 

 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

I have no idea. I don't know what proximity telepathy or any of the basic ways to achieve time travel.

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Such a shame.

 

[Negative_Null They/Them]

I have seen an interesting series of online videos explaining possibilities of time travel. I don't know whether they would work or not.

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Unfortunately, they would not.

Flyingbooks, that is very interesting. My group has been trying to develop a similar system for years. Would you help us figure out how to transmit information through the planar void?

 

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, Flyingbooks42 said:

I am glad that you have recently consumed matter which provides nutrients to humans. Which foods have molecules that cause the greatest surges of dopamine for you when your taste buds detect them?

I particularly enjoy foods with an excess of sucrose or grease, even though they damage my body.

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Which is odd. Another strange thing about humans.

 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

yes, Causing harm to my body is so much fun. I love to stub my toes all the time! along with cutting myself with paper!

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it is surprising humans have lasted this long.

 

[Flyingbooks]

I also do not know anything about proximity telepathy or time travel! That makes us similar, which is a required condition for us, as humans, to begin to form interpersonal bonds. What else do you not know? Do you have no idea how to transport data between universes?

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I actually do know how to do these things. I am attempting to hijack a human form of speech called "sarcasm" in order to hide the true meanings of my words.

edit: I made a spelling mistake, which is absolute proof that I am a human. I have now corrected this mistake.

Edited December 15, 2020 by Flyingbooks42

[Negative_Null They/Them]

Perhaps we should stop talking about things about which we know nothing. We don't want to waste our valuable time.

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Humans may not be over intelligent, but they may notice that we are talking about these things and be interested. 

 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Unfortunately, alien life is impossible along with other universes.

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Just in case humans are watching.

 

[Condensation she/her]

Uh... what do you enjoy doing?

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I have noticed that the humans spend much time watching boxes. Perhaps mention this?

 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

I enjoy paying a person for poison which I willingly consume!
 

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I do not understand why a human would do this. But it is a popular ritual.

 

[Flyingbooks]

1 minute ago, 00kla said:

Perhaps we should stop talking about things about which we know nothing. We don't want to waste our valuable time.

That is a very good idea. After all, we, as humans, only have a very short and limited lifespan which we are able to spend on various activities.

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If they realize the techniques that we already have, they will not conduct their own research on them, which would deprive me of information about human thought processes and reduce the likelihood that they will discover new techniques for time travel, telepathy, and interuniversal travel.

 

[Negative_Null They/Them]

I do enjoy reading books or watching videos repeatedly. Even though I already know the plot and events that will happen, it still gives me enjoyment.

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Very confusing

 

[Condensation she/her]

Ah yes, that is one of my favourite pastimes!

[Chasmgoat he/him]

I am going to have my fingers dance across a board with many buttons and stare at some light emitters for a few hours.

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since there happens to be no actual humans on this "thread" (what a weird name) I have come to the conclusion that our knowledge about humans not being able to read spoiler boxes was false and that we have humans in our midst discovering more about the universe.

 

[Condensation she/her]

Sounds great, I might join you.

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What? How could it be?

 

[Tacitus]

I quite like to ingest different life-based materials so that I can continue to function.

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Impossible! Completely impossible!

 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Yes, let us consume these corpses.

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Ok, Anyone who admits to being human in a spoiler box gets a rep!

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that should fool them

 

 

[Tacitus]

Corpses provide stimulation for my sense of taste.

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Anyone who admits to being a human in a spoiler box now gets two rep.

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Ah yes, the impenetrable double spoiler box

 

 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

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new plan to fool the humans. Use grey text inside a spoiler box.

 

 

Edited December 15, 2020 by Chasmgoat

[Shard of Reading he/him]

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I am a human.

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I have achived triple spoiler boxes! I am unidentifiable by the humans!

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Gimme that rep you fool.

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I understand that humans enjoy getting little orange hearts on these things we call posts. I cannot begin to understand this, but in order to disguise myself among them I will begin a quest to receive some. I believe the method of doing so is called "memes"

 

 

 

 

 

Hello fellow human fellows!

Edit:

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I have done something in my posts that the humans call misdirection, to fool them for a longer period of time.

 

Edited December 15, 2020 by Ookla the Bored

[Frustration]

Bold of you to assume my humanity, I am eternal, I am all I AM FRUSTRATION!

also @I Am A Fish

[Chasmgoat he/him]

13 minutes ago, Ookla The Frustrated said:

I am all I AM FRUSTRATION!

*I am all, I AM FRUSTRATION!

you forgot a comma

 

[Tacitus]

Yes. Frustration is a common ailment among people of my species, which is human.

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Very human.

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No Human could possibly uncover this message, as it is far too well hidden. They don't even have voidrift conductors yet.

 

 

Edited December 15, 2020 by Ookla the Counselor

[Frustration]

6 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

*I am all, I AM FRUSTRATION!

you forgot a comma

 

Do not question me mortal.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla The Frustrated said:

Do not question me mortal.

I never questioned you. I simply corrected you.