Oathlovania - an Stormlight Parody of Megalovania

[AonEne he/him]

HI EVERYONE! So a while back I heard Megalovania for the first time and it...utterly destroyed me. So I had to write a Sanderson parody of it, of course. Oathbringer ending spoilers, alternating Odium and Venli POVs. I will probably try to record this later and edit that in, though my voice is trash lol. I really hope you enjoy it, and all feedback is treasured! 

Odium: 

Glowing with Light 
Eager, ready cause they think it's their fight 
Highprince's army, darkeyes and light 
All those Radiants, shiny and bright 
Silly young Rosharans 

There's Dalinar, not Thrilled to be here (), flaming like a star 
I appear and victory's not far 
This is gonna be the deciding spar 
You're my champion 

Venli: 

Humans, you won't win today 
All his Rhythms punctuate your death 
Don't you try to make a storm now, just relent 
The wrong sister lives today - I just don't know what I'm doing here 
Murderous cries and Light-killing smiles acquaint me with your goals 

Odium: 

Sparking through the Everstorm and into the sky 
The Fused and singers, my whole army, come to take what's mine 
A son of Honor dares to look me in the eye? 

Your words are accepted but it's too late 
I'm here to lay a claim to all your agony and hate 
Come a little closer ~ I promise you won't regret it 

What was that you said? 
You invite pain into your head? 
(Venli:) Oh, your Passions are strong 
But my enemy, you are wrong 
What is this new song?! 
What is this new song?! 

My people, massacred, no reason why 
Any why you tell yourselves is a lie 
Gemstones start to mean nothing when it's only one day squeezed out of a lifetime 
I sing, I hum, I scream, I cry 
I watch as families fall beside me 
These powers mean nothing when I'm just bluffing 
Three Realms combine and then 

I say the Words, now I have the key 
My lightspren hides deep inside of me 
Ambition is vicious, yet it vanishes and I'm left kneeling here 

I've sworn the Oaths, but do they mean anything 
Voidspren swirl around the Shardic king 
My sister died so I could be here tonight 
Can I do better? 

Glowing with Light, I only want to end this whole fight 
All those singers, skin patterns bright 
Keep my hope desperately in sight 
I'll cross any border 
I'll disobey any order 

to free who i can 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

1 minute ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

I am dying of laughter. How does this not have more rep?

cause it was just made...

[Channelknight Fadran]

2 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

I am dying of laughter. How does this not have more rep?

Because it was posted 10 minutes ago...

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

Honestly, yeah, Toby Fox= Musical genius

This is great!

[AonEne he/him]

Thanks everyone!!  

[Chasmgoat he/him]

this is purty cool! 

Edited December 7, 2020 by Chasmgoat
arg, those edit pirates...

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, Chasmgoat said:

this is pretty cool! 

Thank you  

[Goob he/him]

Sans' blue glowing eye was just stormlight

[Chinkoln he/him]

Umm, why did Ene edit Chasmgoats post to remove an emoji, but then leave the emoji in her quote of them?

[AonEne he/him]

3 hours ago, Chinkoln said:

Umm, why did Ene edit Chasmgoats post to remove an emoji, but then leave the emoji in her quote of them?

I didn't remove any emojis, just changed purty to pretty.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

This is awesome! Have you played Undertale?

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Ethereal said:

This is awesome! Have you played Undertale?

I haven't, though I want to!

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

16 minutes ago, Ookla the Intimidating said:

I haven't, though I want to!

Would love to hear your reactions as you eventually play through it!

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Unamused said:

Would love to hear your reactions as you eventually play through it!

Will do if the game is anything like the music, I'm eager to see it. I've also seen Deltarune and it was sweet.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

*seconds Wyn*

Also it has cute doggos 

[Chinkoln he/him]

54 minutes ago, Ookla the Intimidating said:

I didn't remove any emojis, just changed purty to pretty.

Oh, when I had looked at it there had been no emoji in their post, but an emoji in your quote. Must have been a display flaw on my phone!

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Okay, now I'm not trying to say anything, I'm just making observations here.

There's a guy with a vendetta and depression, both stemming from the death of his little brother, who was a ray-of-sunshine precious cinnamon roll boi. He's got glowing eyes and blue gravity magic and a background in the sciences.

He's also in the military, and dang good at what he does. He's physically fit and wields a glowing spear. He doesn't really wear armor, but when he does I'm sure he's quite intimidating.

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

21 hours ago, Brightness Warrior said:

Okay, now I'm not trying to say anything, I'm just making observations here.

There's a guy with a vendetta and depression, both stemming from the death of his little brother, who was a ray-of-sunshine precious cinnamon roll boi. He's got glowing eyes and blue gravity magic and a background in the sciences.

He's also in the military, and dang good at what he does. He's physically fit and wields a glowing spear. He doesn't really wear armor, but when he does I'm sure he's quite intimidating.

Kala-sans? 

More likely than you think.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

CROSSOVER TIIIIIIME

I think Undyne would be a Windrunner, honestly. While she is the Royal Guard Captain, she is more focused on serving her people than upholding authority (though these causes can be confused at times).