The non-ookla club

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Connie abruptly dropped in popularity when she spent one day doing yard work, leaving Bearer the most popular.

But then Bearer spent two days doing chores, so Connie again became more popular. 

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Tortured said:

But then Bearer spent two days doing chores, so Connie again became more popular. 

Connie stuck her tongue out at Vapor, causing Vapor to spread the word and Connie to drop further in popularity. Needless to say, Bearer was more popular than her at this point.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

11 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Connie stuck her tongue out at Vapor, causing Vapor to spread the word and Connie to drop further in popularity. Needless to say, Bearer was more popular than her at this point.

But he wasn’t, because he had stuck his tongue out at his sister, and shed and her friends spread the word at how uncool I am, and so Connies is more popular. 

[Aspiring Writer]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Oh, okay.

And with this post, I assume the title of Community Queen!

eh, sure.

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Tortured said:

But he wasn’t, because he had stuck his tongue out at his sister, and shed and her friends spread the word at how uncool I am, and so Connies is more popular. 

*But he wasn't because he had stuck his tongue out at his sister, and her friends and she spread the word of how uncool Bearer was, so Connie was more popular.

Vapor and Bearer's sister met and collaborated to decide that Connie was much less popular.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

22 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

*But he wasn't because he had stuck his tongue out at his sister, and her friends and she spread the word of how uncool Bearer was, so Connie was more popular.

Vapor and Bearer's sister met and collaborated to decide that Connie was much less popular.

But Fog, Cloud, Mist and My brother met and decided that Connie was much cooler, so the whole world even Brandon Sanderson and Eric thought that Connie was cooler. 

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Tortured said:

But Fog, Cloud, Mist and My brother met and decided that Connie was much cooler, so the whole world even Brandon Sanderson and Eric thought that Connie was cooler. 

"Shoot," said Connie. "Wait, who's Eric?"

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"Shoot," said Connie. "Wait, who's Eric?"

Do you watch Shardcast?

The coolest person on the Shard besides you. 

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Tortured said:

Do you watch Shardcast?

The coolest person on the Shard besides you. 

"Oh, him. I thought maybe that was your brother's name. Anyway..." However, cooler was not the same thing as more popular.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"Oh, him. I thought maybe that was your brother's name. Anyway..." However, cooler was not the same thing as more popular.

Well, they recognized Connie as the true most popular person on the Shard, and in the World. 

[Condensation she/her]

Connie sighed and accepted that, but Bearer was certainly the coolest and most popular person in the universe.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

10 hours ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Connie sighed and accepted that, but Bearer was certainly the coolest and most popular person in the universe.

Except for Connie, who was the best. 

[Frustration]

I will not join this, Long Live Ookla Season!

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Reading wondered why the heck Bearer and Connie were doing.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Connie's still more popular.

[Experience he/him]

3 hours ago, Ookla The Frustrated said:

I will not join this, Long Live Ookla Season!

Ack! I just got used to you not doing it. The @frustration!

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

20 minutes ago, Ookla the Shadowed said:

Ack! I just got used to you not doing it. The @frustration!

The @frustration Indeed. 

[Frustration]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Shadowed said:

Ack! I just got used to you not doing it. The @frustration!

I was on vacation I'm sorry.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

I'm sorry @Aspiring Writer but it appears you are alone.

[Aspiring Writer]

@Ookla the Bored

Really now.

@Somebody from Sel

@Whysper

@Chasmgoat

You were saying?

[Chasmgoat he/him]

I want to be an ookla...

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

I was saying. . .