The non-ookla club

[Condensation she/her]

11 minutes ago, Ookla the Tortured said:

*wins*

NOOOOOOOO

Just kidding.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

35 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

NOOOOOOOO

Just kidding.

Haha! I have vanquished the Feruchemist!

 

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Tortured said:

Haha! I have vanquished the Feruchemist!

 

Oh, good job!

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Oh, good job!

I meant I vanquished you. Get it? 

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Tortured said:

I meant I vanquished you. Get it? 

Oh, yes. Except I'm still Community Queen.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Oh, yes. Except I'm still Community Queen.

Sheesh. You’re too good. I quit. Goodbye Shard! See you on the other side!

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Tortured said:

Sheesh. You’re too good. I quit. Goodbye Shard! See you on the other side!

 I just post a lot.

Please don't leave us! Then I won't have any competition!

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

 I just post a lot.

Please don't leave us! Then I won't have any competition!

Haha. Like I’m competition. 

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Tortured said:

Haha. Like I’m competition. 

Yes you are. Remember that one time when you were (I think) the King of the entire Forums area?

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Yes you are. Remember that one time when you were (I think) the King of the entire Forums area?

 

 That was great. Ahhhh.  I think I had over two hundred posts that day. 

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Tortured said:

 

 That was great. Ahhhh.  I think I had over two hundred posts that day. 

That was glorious to see.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

That was glorious to see.

Gloryspren circled Bearer’s head. Hundreds upon hundreds of them. Like golden spheres, glowing and pulsing. 

[Condensation she/her]

Connie snatched a couple away as she realized that she was past 6,800 posts.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Connie snatched a couple away as she realized that she was past 6,800 posts.

But Bearer took the rest of them as he realized he had. . . Um. . . 2,200 posts. 
No, Bearer had 22,000 posts. 

[Condensation she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Tortured said:

But Bearer took the rest of them as he realized he had. . . Um. . . 2,200 posts. 
No, Bearer had 22,000 posts. 

Obviously. Bearer took the lead, gaining 21,799 posts at the speed of light.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Obviously. Bearer took the lead, gaining 21,799 posts at the speed of light.

21,798 more gloryspren started to circle Bearer. He was the most popular person in the Shard now, besides Connie. 

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Tortured said:

21,798 more gloryspren started to circle Bearer. He was the most popular person in the Shard now, besides Connie. 

Wait - no, he had become the most popular of them all! He had surpassed Chaos and Brandon Sanderson!

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Wait - no, he had become the most popular of them all! He had surpassed Chaos and Brandon Sanderson!

He did that, but Connie was still more popular than him!

Edited November 29, 2020 by Ookla the Tortured

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Tortured said:

He did that, but Connie was still kore popular than him!

As "kore" was not a word, he surpassed Fadran and Condensation! He became widely known as the most popular person on earth!

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

As "kore" was not a word, he surpassed Fadran and Condensation! He became widely known as the most popular person on earth, besides Connie.

 

Edited November 29, 2020 by Ookla the Tortured

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Tortured said:

 

You... didn't say anything.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

You... said the most important thing in the world.

Yeah, I did. 

Edited November 29, 2020 by Ookla the Tortured

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Tortured said:

Yeah, I did. 

Now that Bearer was all-popular, he turned his focus to other things.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Now that Bearer was all-popular, he turned his focus to other things.

But since Connie was even more popular than him, she did the important things while Bearer did whatever he wanted. 

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Tortured said:

But since Connie was even more popular than him, she did the important things while Bearer did whatever he wanted. 

Connie abruptly dropped in popularity when she spent one day doing yard work, leaving Bearer the most popular.