King of the Thread

[Vapor she/her]

because i really don't deserve it more than everyone else

[Quivil]

Does that mean we can't nominate you?

[Vapor she/her]

oh you can, but i won't feel like i deserve it

sorry i made this depressing

[Emi she/her]

36 minutes ago, Vapor said:

stop nominating me

but you are the best 

[Quivil]

I nominate Emi!

[Emi she/her]

...that was unexpected, but thanks

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I nominate Shallan! She seconds, thirds, and fourths the motion!

[Knight of Iron she/they]

I nominate myself as Knight of the Thread.

[Quivil]

I second the motion!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I nominate me self as the chief assassin of the thread.

[Gak he/him]

Thaidakar the Ghostblood is now the cheif assassin of the thread, but only on Wednesdays, for a cost he will assassinate someone running for king, which does absolutely nothing.

side note, I'm back on the thread for the first time in months, and its so weird, I'll try to set up the voting sometime soon.

[Quivil]

I nominate myself as Thread Demon!

[AonDoor he/him]

Objection! Leading the witness!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

On 11/12/2021 at 11:50 AM, Johnny Boy said:

Objection! Leading the witness!

Oh, shush. Tani is the perfect thread demon.

[Quivil]

(Bwahaha!)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Tani for thread demon - officially seconded.

[Gak he/him]

candidates for thread demon

1. Tani

2. nobody, but it could be you, or a rock, or basically anyone or anything

 

candidates for king of the thread

1. Ookla the short  is short (sorry, couldnt think of a good one)

2. vapor the eternal king

3. chaos is my favorite

4. a baby goat possibly a baby chasmgoat

5. Emi good for her

6. Shallan ok, neat, first sanderson charector nominated

7. Shallan? wait, twice?

8. Shallan?! no three times

9. Shallan??!!  gee, thats a lot of nominations

ten isn't taken yet, just saying

 

if you are reading this good for you, post a fork picture and i will give you a upvote

Edited December 22, 2021 by Ookla the Purplexed

[AonEne he/him]

I nominate this fork: 

[NameIess]

I like the look of that fork. Got the looks of a leader about it, that it does. That's a fork you can trust.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

2 hours ago, Nameless said:

I like the look of that fork. Got the looks of a leader about it, that it does. That's a fork you can trust.

FORK 2021!

HE WILL BE A FORK, WHICH IS BETTER THAN MOST POLITICIANS!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

1 hour ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

FORK 2021!

HE WILL BE A FORK, WHICH IS BETTER THAN MOST POLITICIANS!

This cracked me up XD, thank you.

[Gak he/him]

candidates for thread demon

1. Tani

2. nobody, but it could be you, or a rock, or basically anyone or anything, please nominate more people

 

candidates for king of the thread

1. Ookla the short  is short (sorry, couldnt think of a good one)

2. vapor the eternal king

3. chaos is my favorite

4. a baby goat possibly a baby chasmgoat

5. Emi good for her

6. Shallan ok, neat, first sanderson charector nominated

7. Shallan? wait, twice?

8. Shallan?! no three times

9. Shallan??!!  gee, thats a lot of nominations

10. this fork This is a fork you can trust              if you see this be on the lookout for more, they are everywhere

 

 

 

the poll will open soon, currently unable to open it

EDIT: voting has been fixed

Edited January 14, 2022 by Gak

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I AM A STIIIIICK SO I WIN.

[NameIess]

When you can't trust sticks, stick with forks cause they stick sticky food.

Edited February 9, 2022 by Nameless
No I don't know why I wrote that sentence, why do you ask?

[Voidspawn he/him]

I would like to take the time to remind people that Black Text is evil and anyone who uses Black Text cannot be considered for King of the Thread.