Going_North_cal Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 (edited) I am the taynix. The gods of this thread have also just given us a sign, by starting a new page with me. The obvious choice is I. Edited February 28, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 ah but I offer ALL kinds of taynix, com slugs, boom slugs, other slugs, ALL THE SLUGS.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 (edited) Ooo. By mentioning these amazing perks, I was able to benefit from them with actually voting for anyone. Thanks! *Leaves* Edited February 28, 2022 by Sequence
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 *thaidakar grabs @Sequence and shakes him and the benefits come down from his coat*
Going_North_cal Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: *thaidakar grabs @Sequence and shakes him and the benefits come down from his coat* As you can see, shaking voters is not something we want from our king!
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: *thaidakar grabs @Sequence and shakes him and the benefits come down from his coat* Thaidakar was very disappointed to discover that she had already eaten all of the benefits. All of them.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Just now, Doomslug The Destroyer said: As you can see, shaking voters is not something we want from our king! Just now, Sequence said: Thaidakar was very disappointed to discover that she had already eaten all of the benefits. All of them. Thaidakar shrugged, Sequence wasn't even voting. Thaidakar then offers free amazon shipping for first thirty orders.
Going_North_cal Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Doomslug retaliates by offering free shipping on first 50 orders.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Just now, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Doomslug retaliates by offering free shipping on first 50 orders. I vote Doomslug. I CAN BUY SO MUCH STUFFS.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Thaidakar reveals shocking footage of Doomslug destroying inhabitants of the cosmere to build a new empire made of sweat and blood.
Going_North_cal Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Doomslug shoots back that he already admitted to this, but promised to do better in his candidacy speech
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Ooo, more reasons to vote.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Thaidakar gives benefits of free vacations for first fifty years of his reign.
Going_North_cal Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Since Doomslug is a blue and yellow taynix, he can offer free vacations to anywhere, Cytoverse, Cosmere, and beyond!
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Thaidakar includes in their benefits package even more stuff, including free Netflix, Disney plus, Hulu and Espn plus subscriptions.
Going_North_cal Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Doomslug's benefits include that, plus free access to everything Brandon is planning
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Thaidakar then included free nuclear bomb plans.
Going_North_cal Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Doomslug said to the public that anyone who offers nukes is going to be a bad leader.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Thaidakar says that the nukes are actually just teddy bears that throw back children lightly with a soft landing and are not actually nuclear. Thaidakar starts a large ad campaign and starts supporting small businesses.
Going_North_cal Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Doomslug calls out Thaidakar for mislabeling teddy bears, but supports the supporting small businesses bit, and does the same thing.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 (edited) Thaidakar defends himself and says that it was his team, he says that it was Majorie's fault and that he was going to fire her, he does and then says that he is going to pay better attention to who he hires. Thaidakar asks @Sequence to be his vice king. Edited February 28, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood
Going_North_cal Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Doomslug says that there can't be a vice king, this is a monarchy, not a republic.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Thaidakar rolls his eyes and says that a republic is better, Thaidakar says that if he is elected king he will turn the monarchy into a republic for the better of the people.
Going_North_cal Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Doomslug says he is usurping the purpose of this thread. Doomslug calls in @Gak to support him.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Thaidakar gives a press announcement that he would like to make the thread great again and makes that his campaign headline. merch is made with that phrase on it.
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