Mobile Nonsense

[Cinnamon]

Vivienna was the only person who could have a good day at work and he didn’t have a bad attitude so he was like I guess he just didn’t have to work today so he was just trying not really want me working today so he just called and asked if he was working today.

Sylphrena said she would like a new car for the new house but I told you she was not gonna do that.

The Shaod  was the only thing I had left to make sure that it wasn’t too much trouble with my hair as I had a little too long of an issue in my head.

Rithmatist (yeah ik it isn’t cosmere or a character but I really don’t care ) is the best one I’ve ever read on this subreddit so I hope it gets better soon for me too I love the way you did the hair on it looks great and the way it is on your opals are so nice I like it too I love your style and your hair style and the style of the face is very natural I like it very well I think it suits your hair well I think it’s really pretty but you have to keep the style is very pretty I like it suits your face.

 

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Kaladin vs the best way for you and I can be because her and I will try and be a projectile for her fantastic and happy birthday and we are on the table top of a large crystal bowl and we have to deal about the way that the only thing I can think it is a 2-mile of a sociopath and the other end is the same as a luxury home for the family.

Shallan Stormblessed said that the tacos contain the most important business do you have that takes place under a table of the same horrible German accent as you can imagine the most of the important inventions created in the last century and is vital to the Heidrik Family Chem’alic Processing Plant in the United States and the world to suggest that one who is burdened with sorrow should give thanks to God and the lord for the cream puff plate at the end of the table.

Adolin is a good thing to do with the frog catcher and it is SO dark that you can't stop sobbing utterly feral emotion and that sort it was a huge bookworm of your life is meaningless the best thing to wear something like this for school and you were serious and it is SO dark for your own home life that is the absolute best way for us apart to your family name and the details you need for the cream puffs and the details on your wedding gift cards around the corner from your home and home decor to the Heidrik Industries and your business to make sure that your guardians is the perfect place for the perfect wedding.

Dang these are really funny 

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Kaladin is going on the beach 

The stormfather and he said it would have to come out and so I don’t have a car seat so if you can bring me some more stuff I can get it for some time now if he can bring the kid home and so we could do something with them tomorrow if you can bring me some stuff and I’ll see if you need anything else or if need to get with them and I’ll let you guys know what I need to knowledge about and I’ll let you guys know if I have to go to the beach.

Nale is going to be a good one and a little bit more on the phone with the baby and he will have to be in the hospital.

Adonalsium and I’ll let you guys know what time we can pick up the game about the game tomorrow night so we can bring it home and then go back home and get the game and then we could go in and play the game if you want to.

 

I don’t even know

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Hoid is the first to admit he was a member in a military intelligence service.

Wayne and his family have long known the same thing and are not sure how they feel when he is killed by a roadside bombing or the killing by an unknown person or the other two men who were involved with a suicide car.

Elhokar said he had a car and that the driver had a weapon and was in a vehicle that he had stolen and he had to go back home to get his license and then go to a nearby hospital for a second opinion on his injuries to his right eye socket.

Odium and his right hand were not affected at this stage but the left side was slightly affected and he had to have a blood pressure check to be sure he could get the right one back in the next day and that was it and it is now the right side and he has to be on a ventilator and the left one to get a new blood flow out to his left side of the brain.

…

What is this.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

10 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Hoid is the first to admit he was a member in a military intelligence service.

Wayne and his family have long known the same thing and are not sure how they feel when he is killed by a roadside bombing or the killing by an unknown person or the other two men who were involved with a suicide car.

Elhokar said he had a car and that the driver had a weapon and was in a vehicle that he had stolen and he had to go back home to get his license and then go to a nearby hospital for a second opinion on his injuries to his right eye socket.

Odium and his right hand were not affected at this stage but the left side was slightly affected and he had to have a blood pressure check to be sure he could get the right one back in the next day and that was it and it is now the right side and he has to be on a ventilator and the left one to get a new blood flow out to his left side of the brain.

…

What is this.

You phone is violent… and amusing.

Edited September 4, 2023 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

[Aeoryi she/her]

Tress is the best investiture ever since you didn't have to do anything else to help me with anything else to do nothing else to help me out with anything I can do about that and what would they even know about that and what would you rather do with it and the next few weeks I would say no since we have been watching this thread for the past few years ago lol and the other side of the world is the same thing I would say it would help Jim the other side to it being posted on the shard and that will be able back to you and I am not sure what to do nothing in the middle of something else to do nothing in a past week or something else to do with it and the next few days are you going through the daggers and launches at least the one that they would be interesting to know what Chaemorash or not was concerning but it was...

Aether of Night not sure what to expect for my spren and have to be there for the day after work for a few days from the day after work and I think I have to go back to work tomorrow and then we can do it consciously hours later in a few hours a day not a day not too long after that was a week you have a day at a day not too long after this you have a lot to be expected and the next time we do it right before you get back to work...

Nightwatcher Boon bane is that you have a good one to go with you but you don't know what Chaemorash or The best investiture to be in the world is peaceful resolution and you can do it consciously hours a day and go away from society to be a good one to be an inquisitor then you will be able back to work tomorrow so we could have a lot of time to read our lips should be working on a different one and then...

I think the nightwatcher one is the best

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

How in the world is your phone so cosmere aware?

[Aeoryi she/her]

29 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

How in the world is your phone so cosmere aware?

It has Fortune, clearly.

[Edema Rue she/her]

6 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

How in the world is your phone so cosmere aware?

Mine is too, when I type "I love" it now suggests "Brando Sando"

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

1 minute ago, Edema Ruh said:

Mine is too, when I type "I love" it now suggests "Brando Sando"

I honestly don’t understand mine. If I type I love, it goes to spaghetti and pizza. While I do love both of those, there is literally no reason for it to say that.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

The Cosmere County Sheriff’s Department has released the following information on a case that was reported to be related with a man in a black car in a car park on Saturday morning. 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

18 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

I honestly don’t understand mine. If I type I love, it goes to spaghetti and pizza. While I do love both of those, there is literally no reason for it to say that.

Apparently I don’t love anything enough. When I type “I love” it says “You”, “The”, or “Something”. My phone thinks I’m boring and emotionless.

Edited September 5, 2023 by Ancient Elantrian

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Edgli is the one who wants it for her birthday 

Leras so I can see it all 

Ati but she is probably going on the list and she is not too happy 

Marsh her to marry him 

Nightblood but I think I can see it all 

Jasnah her eyes are all the same

Edgli’s is the only one that formed a coherent sentence. It don’t think it realized that the rest are names.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Kaladin said he had been informed of a possible appeal from the government for a decision on whether the government would allow a trial of a convicted killer for killing his wife in the same manner that he was convicted in a similar murder trial last year. 

I…don’t want to know why my phone says these sorts of things.

Edited September 7, 2023 by Edema Ruh

[Immortal Platypus]

54 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

Kaladin said he had been informed of a possible appeal from the government for a decision on whether the government would allow a trial of a convicted killer for killing his wife in the same manner that he was convicted in a similar murder trial last year. 

I…don’t want to know why my phone says these sorts of things.

i mean... from the kind of texts i get... i can understand why your phone says that

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

To bond a spren, you may want to get a new one from the king of hearts and you can bring it to you to die. If you don’t have a good place to go to live life and you die—for something like this is a good thing to do—have a good place to go to live life and life is your life and you die. 
 

To Ascend to Odium, you will need the help of your dad— the shard of your prime minister narendra. We will see if we are able to do anything else to make sure that you can summon him in a good way. We could go for the first time in June. I am not going anywhere in Italia non c’è una che si può prenderne uno di quei due anni e anni fa il punto è la prima volta che mi fa impazzire ma è una bella cosa non mi seguono su un foglio…

To remake Adonalsium, you have to be careful about it and you have to read the book of your life story to see what your thinking about the story of the shard of the world and you have to be careful with your own actions to protect yourself from the others that are not true to themselves.

Added punctuation, but I did not do anything when my phone randomly started spitting out Italian. I honestly don’t get it. 
 

But it is FUNNY!

Edited September 9, 2023 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

[aetherbound he/him]

I'm not on mobile right now but the last time I did something like this it kept talking about fire elementals *cough* @shardnuke *cough*

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Eating a sphere will not affect your body if your brain doesn’t work properly or if you need help with your own problems or if you have the ability to keep it up to date you may not even want to be in your room at all times not even if you don’t know what to expect from your phone.

?

[Aeoryi she/her]

Yelig-nar guarantees that you can't misclick them for me to do nothing else in my life and the next few weeks I have been watching this game a lot more lol so I don't think I will be able to make the decision better than Desolation is the best investiture to be a little disfunctional and the next few things to happen normally but if you don't know how much longer be participating with a cultivationspren already Nightwatcher Boon 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I don’t know what to do with my life right now I don’t know what to do I don’t know what to do anymore I don’t know what to do with myself I don’t know what to do with it I don’t know what to do about it I don’t know what to do with it I don’t know what to do with it (…)

*looks at what I just typed*

well that’s concerning

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

How much does it take for the new one in a year or so and I have no clue how to do that yet but it looks really nice I just don’t want it in my phone and I’m gonna need it right away I just want it in the house so I’m not sure what the price would look for it for I just want the new ones that are not the ones I want the new and I want to be the one that’s not a lot more than what you want but I’m gonna be a little more than that so I’m not sure if you can do that you want me or if I just wanna do that or if I should do that I don’t want it or if I just need it but I’m gonna do that…

Am I really that apologetic in everything I say and do I really complain that much? 

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

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