Sharder One-Liners

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I've only been quoted like once for my 1+1+1+1+1...

etc.

Well minus the irl quotes from Chips

Mippo pls say smth crazy

[___ He/Him]

20 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I've only been quoted like once for my 1+1+1+1+1...

etc.

Well minus the irl quotes from Chips

Mippo pls say smth crazy

No way

[NerdSandwich she/her]

*exaggerated sigh*

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, ___ said:

I HATE BABIES

OMG IRL MIPPO QUOTE TOTALLY REAL DON'T CHECK POST

[Shatter He/Him]

Not sure if I've ever been quoted here lol. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

"[Italian is] Spanish if Spanish was hot
Still not as good as French" - @SpartanBrigade

[Shatter He/Him]

38 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"[Italian is] Spanish if Spanish was hot
Still not as good as French" - @SpartanBrigade

French sucks tbh. Hate learning it. Sorta still have to :/

I love the blunt elegance and beauty of English. 

Edited May 7 by Shatter

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 minutes ago, Shatter said:

French sucks tbh. Hate learning it. Sorta still have to :/

I love the blunt elegance and beauty of English. 

Yeah

English is stupid and dumb and confusing

But that's what makes it beautiful

Although the spelling could use some work...

[Factor She/Her]

“My dreams were haunted by my pet rabbits.

My pet rabbits are little demons in disguise”

- @Conure1243

“I don’t have any pets… I think the demons in my basement would eat them all

 

On second thought… those demons might be my pet”

- @GG0z

“now give me that plot point or i will steal your dog”
- @Verdance

“Yeah, you’re too busy getting murdered to hurt us”

- @Through The Living Grub

Edited May 8 by Factor

[Myst He/Him]

lol I need to get out of the SE forums more, I’ve been here like 6 months already

[___ He/Him]

7 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

OMG IRL MIPPO QUOTE TOTALLY REAL DON'T CHECK POST

WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS

[GG0z He/Him]

“Well, of course not! Cheese isn't the meaning of life either, despite the fact that I quite like it

Also, be warned, I'm too tired to form much coherent thought right now”- @Conure1243

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Was Sleep Deprived Conure really that unhinged?

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

"Was Sleep Deprived Conure really that unhinged?" — @Conure1243

"I already had more than enough murder weapons, so that part's covered." — Also @Conure1243

 

"I turn on comedic sound effect mode." -- @Through The Living Ketek

Edited May 8 by Usseewa

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

His name is Larry. He's nice don't worry- @Oranjejuicemonki

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

His name is Larry. He's nice don't worry- @Oranjejuicemonki

Are u talking about that guy who got banned for trolling/multiple accounts?

[Oranjejuicemonki He/Him]

No, I'm talking about Larry

He's nice don't worry

[GG0z He/Him]

“I don't understanding, so I'm just going to go eat a concerning amount of unidentifiable meat”- @Conure1243

Tired Conure is something else

[Conure1243 He/Him]

13 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Tired Conure is something else

Indeed...

I didn't even think I was that tired

[Katalri_105 They/her]

“So ignore them, respectfully” - @Spahc11

[Katalri_105 They/her]

“Then I’ll follow you, Cytonically” - @KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren 

[Spahc11 He/Him]

On 5/10/2026 at 1:02 PM, Katalri_105 said:

“So ignore them, respectfully” - @Spahc11

Better than 'I hung the baby'...

ALTHOUGH YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WITH CONTEXT...

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

"Gaslighters…. Assemble!"

                    -  @Katalri_105

Edit:

"REVIVIFY! Or perhaps TRUE RESURRECTION!"

                   - @al_lan_mandragoran

Edited May 11 by KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren

[al_lan_mandragoran]

25 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

"REVIVIFY! Or perhaps TRUE RESURRECTION!"

                   - @al_lan_mandragoran

I suppose I asked for that.

[Verdance he/him]

‘Oh hey look 

its 12:20AM and i am not asleep

luckily, my friend mister cinder block can help with that’

- Verdance