Sharder One-Liners

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Yes! I knew you'd post it! I am high and proud of the quote above me!

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

"

"I WILL COMMIT ILLEGALITIES NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU ATTEMPT TO OUTLOGIC ME" - @Wyver

 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

Yes! I knew you'd post it! I am high and proud of the quote above me!

 

Yeah you know me too well lol

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"Well
I should be doing a book for Biology, menu for French, presentation for Human Geography, and homework for math but I'm here soooooooo" - @SpartanBrigade

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Procrastination my beloved
Honestly I think that's just a universal experience for any Sharder in school lol

Edited May 13, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I have a C in math because of you! And 27 F-s!

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Good heavens

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

OKOKOK my grades arent that bad

Also, I know it isn't one line, but I want the world to know my priorities:

"-I grab Vindication III

-I go to Scadrial

-I eat some conveniently placed Lerasium I did not steal from the local farmer's market

-I go up to Wax

-I introduce myself as a young, innocent, humble, child who wants to make a book about Wax's life

-He lets me in

-I pull a 'whoopsie' on him

THE END!!" - @Wyver

Quote

fun fact you can tag yourself!!

 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Can you do that?
That feels illegal

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Yeah

@Wyver @Wyver @Wyver

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

"As the classic adage goes: be gay; do crime." - @Entr0pic

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"so you buy grandmas in cookie clicker so are you buying them like the 1619 (slavery)" - @BUTTER_BENJI_64

[Immortal Platypus]

5 hours ago, YEVAD said:

Man they only get weirder

I’d reccommend scrolling through older TLPW pages

theres some pretty good stuffs there.

EDIT: “*slurpy laugh*” - @Bird Furious

”But you and your smiley faces foiled me” @Cinnamon

”are you suggesting someone forces Platypus to be friends?” @Immortal Platypus

“And hacob isn't Platypus 2.0, Hacob is Platypus. There is a place I'm going with that idea, don't worry.” @Immortal Platypus

“Becomes one with the floor” @Aeoryi

”Life is about bikes!!!!” @The Wandering Wizard

“I LIVE IN MY MINDS EYE ON THE WORLD OF KIMUIRUIN IN THE MOUNTAIN RIDGES OF SPINEBACK.” Also @The Wandering Wizard, in the same page.

”Yeah the urn dragons just wanted some lasagna ” @The Wandering Wizard, you’ve got some really funny ones

“cause suffering involves suffering perhaps” @Immortal Platypus

”Because saffron deserves water” @Aeoryi

”EAT MY BALLS" @TheRavenHasLanded

what is this? NO CONTEXT!

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, Immortal Platypus said:

what is this? NO CONTEXT!

Wait which one

[Immortal Platypus]

3 minutes ago, YEVAD said:

Wait which one

either of the two page numbers you included

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

3 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

either of the two page numbers you included

Mid 1800s 

4 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

either of the two page numbers you included

Wait I think I’m misunderstanding 

[Entr0pic He/him]

1 hour ago, SpartanBrigade said:

"As the classic adage goes: be gay; do crime." - @Entr0pic

‘Tis the truth, this statement. The person who wrote it must be extremely attractive and charismatic 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Indeed must be

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

"In conclusion, joining the Penguin Nation offers a unique blend of community, culture, and environmental connection, all centered around the celebrated leadership of Queen Wyver. With a commitment to growth, support, and sustainability, it’s a nation where everyone can thrive and embrace the beauty of togetherness.yes" -@grammerlyAI

"you should make me a villian in this" -@Oh Bel

"Me Touching Gchildren?" -@Oh Bel

Edited May 13, 2025 by Oh Bel

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

"ok can I go to my room and play Pokemon ?"- once said me  @BUTTER_BENJI_64

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

30 minutes ago, Oh Bel said:

"In conclusion, joining the Penguin Nation offers a unique blend of community, culture, and environmental connection, all centered around the celebrated leadership of Queen Wyver. With a commitment to growth, support, and sustainability, it’s a nation where everyone can thrive and embrace the beauty of togetherness.yes" -@Wyver

"you should make me a villian in this" -@Oh Bel

"Me Touching Gchildren?" -@Oh Bel

Actually, it isn't by me, it's by Grammarly AI

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

"*eats Bel Oh while revealing she is a fullborn and can compound gold* suck this! Actually, I'll suck YOU! *Eats Bel Oh*"

-@Wyver

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

 

"ond a vidio in one of them just look at it your self " @BUTTER_BENJI_64 I think I was on stuff but this was on a pm 

 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Oh Bel said:

"*eats Bel Oh while revealing she is a fullborn and can compound gold* suck this! Actually, I'll suck YOU! *Eats Bel Oh*"

-@Wyver

high n' proud

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

Just now, Wyver said:

high n' proud

why did you do that ???? what was the sentence 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

3 minutes ago, Oh Bel said:

"*eats Bel Oh while revealing she is a fullborn and can compound gold* suck this! Actually, I'll suck YOU! *Eats Bel Oh*"

-@Wyver