Sharder One-Liners

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, dezaS said:

AAH A LIBRARIAN

*feels a sudden urge to sort books in reverse lighthouse*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

"I bet you didnt expect…. LEGS." - @Hawks

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Shattered Cosmere said:

"blurble blurble... :(( blurble? blurbleeeee :(( blublurble b-blurb??? BLURB!" - @Bird Furious

*noms vomit* - @SpiritOfWrath

Wonderful.

do you

do you have any

any more?

[Shatter He/Him]

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Wonderful.

do you

do you have any

any more?

Yup. Mwahahahahahaha

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, The Shattered Cosmere said:

Yup. Here's one from me.

  On 3/11/2025 at 8:51 PM, Βοηθήστε said:

I crave violence

ok

*runs away*

NO NO NO ANY VOMIT?

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

2 hours ago, Terrisman said:

Morning! Have you eaten Greenland?

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

"Lebanese is my favorite gender" - me yesterday

[Through the Living Hope]

YIPPIE! MURDER!

- @Wierdo

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

I CRAVE VIOLENCE - @THE DEMON

[Keke They/he]

On 3/14/2025 at 1:53 PM, Entr0pic said:

On a scale of horrific to Eldridge, ham sandwich. 

 

On 3/14/2025 at 1:54 PM, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Hoids third wisdom tooth 

 

On 3/14/2025 at 4:06 PM, dezaS said:

Wait! Doesn't bananas eat hindleyite? Suck muck!

 

On 3/16/2025 at 3:05 PM, dezaS said:

Wow! Cambodia? My pet German is from there! Also, french people are watching you! 

 

[Entr0pic He/him]

8 minutes ago, Hawks said:

 

 

 

 

Ham sandwich

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Entr0pic said:

Ham sandwich

That thread is the perfect place for these

[Entr0pic He/him]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

That thread is the perfect place for these

True, true. I’m honored for your use of my little comment. I was rather proud of that one. 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

On 3/26/2025 at 9:18 AM, THE DEMON said:

I CRAVE VIOLENCE - @THE DEMON

You quoted your self?

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

3 hours ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

You quoted your self?

Yeah you havent?

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 hour ago, THE DEMON said:

Yeah you havent?

No

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

2 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

No

Tsk ask. Welp.

[Keke They/he]

"Is that the finger eating one?" @Rick A or for non April 1st @sparkofhope

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

""Is that the finger eating one?" @Rick A or for non April 1st @sparkofhope" - @Hawks

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

""Is that the finger eating one?" @Rick A or for non April 1st @sparkofhope" - @Hawks - @Doomslug the Arcane or for non April First same

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"""Is that the finger eating one?" @Rick A or for non April 1st @sparkofhope" - @Hawks - @Doomslug the Arcane or for non April First same" - @dezaS

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

3 minutes ago, somebοdy said:

 

Do you often drink lotion?

-@somebody

Edited April 1, 2025 by TheBestTruthwatcher

[Keke They/he]

Just now, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

-@somebody

I DOOO

[Keke They/he]

‘‘Laaaaammmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 

I'll rizz up the ai then. Rizz em with the tism.” @Argenti this is why we love you

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

“When things change, I tend to assume that people have died.”

-@WhiteHairedDrifter

Scuddit can’t copy his ping on mobile. I’ll edit this from my computer. 

Edited April 11, 2025 by Bird Furious