Sharder One-Liners

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"Freeze-dried Nico in the closet, anyone?" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

"My dog and Flynn Rider have an affair, actually-" ~ @SmilingPanda19

[Edema Rue she/her]

“Eddie gets a senior discount at stores.”

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood ~_~

[Experience he/him]

4 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

“Eddie gets a senior discount at stores.”

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood ~_~

Wait, how'd he find out?

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 minutes ago, Experience said:

Wait, how'd he find out?

HEY

YOU’RE ONE TO TALK, OLD MAN

[Cinnamon]

"make Eddie suffer because it’s funny"- @Edema Rue

[Edema Rue she/her]

8 minutes ago, Cinnamon said:

"make Eddie suffer because it’s funny"- @Edema Rue

It seems to happen a lot, though…

[Experience he/him]

44 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

HEY

YOU’RE ONE TO TALK, OLD MAN

Weren't not even that far apart lol

[Through the Living Hope]

I can sense the excitement in this group about taxes. -My teacher

[Edema Rue she/her]

10 hours ago, Experience said:

Weren't not even that far apart lol

But you're OLD

39 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

I can sense the excitement in this group about taxes. -My teacher

Some teachers are so goofy and I love it-

[Through the Living Hope]

2 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Some teachers are so goofy and I love it-

Yeah, but you know the thing about everyone saying "Why doesn't school teach us how to do taxes?"?

I would literally rather bang my head against a wall (somewhat gently) for the class period than listen to it

[Edema Rue she/her]

9 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Yeah, but you know the thing about everyone saying "Why doesn't school teach us how to do taxes?"?

I would literally rather bang my head against a wall (somewhat gently) for the class period than listen to it

Uh oh...but better learn it now than later, right?

Several things my chem teacher has said in the last 10 minutes:

"If it snows today, I'm going to cause a problem."

"Yeah go on a weather strike...cause that'll work..."

Student: "Wait is the test code 1928? The year you were born?"

Her: "Yes," *points at the 19/28 on the board* "This fraction is the year I was born, it's also the year I died, it's also the most you can get on the quiz before I grade it."

[Through the Living Hope]

Apparently we’re going to war with the violas. This is not a war we can afford to lose.

Me to my stand partner 

[Edema Rue she/her]

4 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Apparently we’re going to war with the violas. This is not a war we can afford to lose.

Me to my stand partner 

YOU CAN'T LOSE

BEAT THEM

WIN

WIN

WIN

...what do you play, again?

[Through the Living Hope]

21 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

YOU CAN'T LOSE

BEAT THEM

WIN

WIN

WIN

...what do you play, again?

Violin (2)

[Lord Spirit he/him]

13 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Violin (2)

Me sitting in orchestra right now with a viola in my lap. 

[Through the Living Hope]

3 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

Me sitting in orchestra right now with a viola in my lap. 

WAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

@Edema Rue

[Edema Rue she/her]

23 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Violin (2)

 

9 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

Me sitting in orchestra right now with a viola in my lap. 

 

5 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

WAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

@Edema Rue

WAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!

Wait

I just saw your member title

I REFUSE TO FIGHT WITH THE LIKES OF YOU

LONG LIVE THE VIOLAS

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

 

 

WAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!

Wait

I just saw your member title

I REFUSE TO FIGHT WITH THE LIKES OF YOU

LONG LIVE THE VIOLAS

...

what if

I change it

what then

[Edema Rue she/her]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

...

what if

I change it

what then

Say I'm not a nerd and we'll talk -__-

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

Say I'm not a nerd and we'll talk -__-

Let's not get too hasty there.

But I will change it

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

16 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Say I'm not a nerd and we'll talk -__-

Isn’t it really bad to lie or something?

41 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Violin (2)

Heyyyyyyyy a fellow Violin 2!

Edited May 8, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8

[Experience he/him]

30 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Let's not get too hasty there.

But I will change it

Stay strong!

Don't let her gaslight you!

[Through the Living Hope]

"There's incredible friction in the void." -My writing teacher

[Edema Rue she/her]

41 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Let's not get too hasty there.

But I will change it

Hmm…I can accept this

26 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Isn’t it really bad to lie or something?

Heyyyyyyyy a fellow Violin 2!

Yeah, it is…hence why she should change it.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

2 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Hmm…I can accept this

Yeah, it is…hence why she should change it.

No, thats exactly why they shouldn’t!