Sharder One-Liners

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

5 minutes ago, Invisible said:

THAT’S WHAT I SAID 

AND THATS WHY YOU GOT QUOTED!

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

AND THATS WHY YOU GOT QUOTED!

TANK YOU

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"EW! WHO IS THAT! HE LOOKS LIKE A TOAD!!!" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

"A little murder now and then never hurt anyone!" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Oh, it's fine. He's bald." - @InfiniteInsanity

This one actually gets far weirder with context.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

 

"Eyyyy, I'm a demon now.

Exciting." ~ @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

 

 

"Candy and blood don't mix very well... I've tried it " ~ @Just-A-Stick

Edited January 30, 2024 by Just-A-Stick

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"What do you mean? That guy's a professional shoulder angel, not a superhero." @Channelknight Fadran's last words on the Shard.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"A lightsaber is a super-heated gas, I.E. a plasma, but a strange force causes it to act like a solid. The blade is virtually invincible, because it's not actually a solid, but rather a gas." - @Channelknight Fadran's first words on the Shard.

As far as I can tell.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"HAHAHA IM A DEMON 

COME CLOSER I WONT HURT YOU" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

me: *looking at past job offers i've received through emails**receives a multitude of job offers for Subway Sandwiches*

@InfiniteInsanity : *whispering* "Go make sandwiches. It's your destinyyyyyy"

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"Life is pain, (highness,) but worth it. Anyone who says otherwise, is having a really hard time, or trying to sell you something." ~ @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

"Life is pain, (highness,) but worth it. Anyone who says otherwise, is having a really hard time, or trying to sell you something." ~ @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

XDDD

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"This book smells so good!" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

5 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

"This book smells so good!" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

IT DID

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

14 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

"This book smells so good!" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

books smell awesome. 

Especially old copies of LotR.

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

"Therapy is expensive. Bubble wrap is cheap. Choose wisely." ~my brother

*five minutes later*

"I chose wisely." ~my dad, casually popping bubble wrap on the couch

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"Blood? No, I prefer a strong beer." ~ @Invisible

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

"Blood? No, I prefer a strong beer." ~ @Invisible

Keeping tabs on me, are we now?

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, Invisible said:

Keeping tabs on me, are we now?

*pats head*

Only on your beverages of choice, dear. 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

*pats head*

Only on your beverages of choice, dear. 

I CAN DRINK WHAT I WANT OKAY!!!

Spoiler

Why do I instinctively want to put quotes around that.

 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, Invisible said:

I CAN DRINK WHAT I WANT OKAY!!!

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Why do I instinctively want to put quotes around that.

 

*Raises finger*

Are you not LDS? 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

*Raises finger*

Are you not LDS? 

I am.

Okay, so I don't drink anything caffeinated or alcoholic.

OTHER THAN THAT I DRINK WHAT I WANT. 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

8 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

"Blood? No, I prefer a strong beer." ~ @Invisible

Yes.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, Invisible said:

I am.

Okay, so I don't drink anything caffeinated or alcoholic.

OTHER THAN THAT I DRINK WHAT I WANT. 

*triumphant smirk*

That's nice, dear. 

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Yes.

-_^

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

*triumphant smirk*

That's nice, dear. 

-_^

Revel in your victory now. I will get back at you.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

*triumphant smirk*

That's nice, dear. 

just cause it's against the WoW doesn't mean he can't do it...