The Person Below Me

[Mat he/him]

Yeah. Guess which one  

TPBM has a Christmas tree up right now

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Not quite yet. 

TPBM can only play one musical instrument.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I can't play any

TPBM doesn't celebrate Christmas.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

I do.

TPBM would drop kick a puppy for 2 million dollars.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I like to think not, but...

TPBM has more than 500 posts.

Edited November 29, 2021 by Ookla the Pendragon

[Eluvianii he/him]

Miraculously I do. 

TPBM aims for 30,000 rep. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Who doesn't?

TPBM believes that the (original) trolley problem has an obvious answer, and can't see why there's controversy about it.

[Eluvianii he/him]

I don't. There, now you're part of the controversy.

TPBM has their life planned. 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Hahahaha *dies of laughter* no.

TPBM is an Ookla.

[Quivil]

Yep.

TPBM hasn't read Cytonic yet

[Mat he/him]

Unfortunately. But I requested a preordered signed copy for my birthday next month, so theoretically the book is in my house somewhere :P.

TPBM’s weather is rainy.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Sadly no, this place is too much of a desert. Still cold for the time of the year though.

TPBM likes to dance. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

with ur mom

TPBM thinks that ^ was moderately cringy.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Very cringy.

TPBM doesn't like public speaking.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I’m indifferent toward it.

TPBM is in school

[Morningtide she/her]

Nope! I was about 30 minutes ago though.

TPBM is listening to Christmas music right now

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I’m indifferent toward it.

TPBM is in school

[Quivil]

not at the moment

TPBM likes puzzles (like sudoku and stuff)

[Eluvianii he/him]

I do. My current favorite are nonograms. It feels like a bit of an adventure trying to guess what the picture will be, and once I find out I like to think I'm collecting them and that's the most recent addition. 

TPBM has an obscure hobby. 

[Hen she/her]

Well my hobby is trying new hobbies so I think I qualify. 

the person below me has no Idea who I am. I've done the math and I find it likely. Who am I kidding a barely know what math is. still likely though

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I know who you are (barely though, I recognised your pfp.) Did you use to be called Hentient?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I've seen you around before, on old threads

TPBM is trying to do complex algebra but keeps getting tripped up on addition errors

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Edited November 30, 2021 by Ookla the Confused

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Aargh yes. all the time.

TPBM has reported a spambot within the past three days.

Edited November 30, 2021 by Ookla the Pendragon
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[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

no but i have stolen my title from them

TPBM is not a bird

[Hen she/her]

8 minutes ago, Ookla the Pendragon said:

I know who you are (barely though, I recognised your pfp.) Did you use to be called Hentient?

indeed, tis my full name

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Pendragon said:

Aargh yes. all the time.

TPBM has reported a spambot within the past three days.

I want to be cool and part of the club so ims is gonna say that I have reported a spam bot even though I havent opended the shard in a solid 20 years before today

Edit:

Oh shooty. you beat me Ookla the Confused. But I am a bird! How awkward

The person below me still has their childhood teddybear!

Edited November 30, 2021 by Hen