The Person Below Me

[Truthwatcher at the Rim she/her]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Empyreal said:

Yes. I don't do it often, I prefer walking. 

TPBM is tired of winter already

Not so!  Yet.

TPBM has a driver's license

[Aspiring Writer]

8 minutes ago, Truthwatcher at the Rim said:

Not so!  Yet.

TPBM has a driver's license

Of course, that's the one I see. No, still can't, haven't taken the test.

TPBM has a Switch

[Eluvianii he/him]

Hopefully, a couple weeks from now that will be true. 

TPBM is counting the days until the 22nd.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

What's on the 22nd?

TPBM has no idea what to get their family for christmas.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

I guess it would be the situation... If I celebrated Christmas. 

TPBM is not a christian, and still celebrates Christmas for some reason.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Nope. I am a christian so... yes and no? I don't really know what the exact answer would be. But No is really the best answer. I guess.

TPBM ate lift's tenth pancake.

[Cosmical Existence she/her]

Who? Me...? *wipes suspicious looking crumbs off mouth* How dare you accuse me of something so atrocious.  

TPBM likes Qui Gon Jinn 

[Eluvianii he/him]

4 hours ago, Ookla the Bored said:

What's on the 22nd?

Brandon's birthday, also known as Koloss Head-Munching Day. Also the day he posts the State of the Sanderson. 

3 hours ago, Ookla the Empyreal said:

TPBM likes Qui Gon Jinn 

Probably. It's been ages since I watched those movies.

TPBM likes peanut butter. 

[Trutharchivist he/him]

The 22nd of December? Isn't that just about the winter solstice?

And no, I don't like peanut butter, thank you.

TPBM actually takes interest in astronomical events.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Correct.

TPBM is not, for they are not, for no one is, yet all are not.

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

7 hours ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Correct.

TPBM is not, for they are not, for no one is, yet all are not.

Nope.

 אִם אֵין אֲנִי לִי, מִי לִי. וּכְשֶׁאֲנִי לְעַצְמִי, מָה אֲנִי. וְאִם לֹא עַכְשָׁיו, אֵימָתַי:

If I am not for me, who will be for me? And when I am for myself alone, what am I? And if not now, then when?

TPBM has read the Belgariad. (And if they haven’t, they should!)

[Trutharchivist he/him]

If you already quote cryptic hillel quotes, why not אם אני כאן הכל כאן, ואם אין אני כאן מי כאן?

(Which means: if I'm here all's here, and if I'm not here who's here?)

Back on topic, I don't believe I have, and I'm not convinced I should.

TPBM thinks we should make a recursive TPBM.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Maybe, but I’m not sure how it would work.

TPBM exists.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

I think, therefore I am.

TPBM answers the definition of this sentence precisely, and believes he could make a better recursive TPBM.

Edited December 4, 2020 by The Worldookler

[Experience he/him]

Nope!  

TPBM enjoys playing sports more than watching them.

[Truthwatcher at the Rim she/her]

I mean, I don't like sports at all, so yes and no?

TPBM is a Dustbringer

[Flyingbooks]

No. I'm a Truthwatcher.

TPBM would make lots of Breath puns if they were an Awakener.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

*Inhales deeply* No.

TPBM thinks that they are very funny even when they know the joke they just made was pitiful.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

No, I’m hilarious.

TBPM has found out what is wrong with this sentence.

[Cosmical Existence she/her]

Yes. I noticed it right away. You put TBPM instead of TPBM. That hurt my eyes!   

TPBM has heard of a Chris-tmas tree

Edited December 9, 2020 by Ookla the Empyreal

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

On 12/8/2020 at 8:32 PM, Ookla the Empyreal said:

Yes. I noticed it right away. You put TBPM instead of TPBM. That hurt my eyes!   

TPBM has heard of a Chris-tmas tree

Why is there a dash? Heard of them, but don’t subscribe to redressed ancient pagan customs.

TPBM lights a menorah.

[Condensation she/her]

Nope.

TPBM owns a hamster.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

1 hour ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

TPBM lights a menorah.

It's the first time I see someone calls it that instead of chanukiah, but I guess the latter is a later invented word.

And I don't own a hamster. Or any pet at all. Interestingly enough, my family had hamsters once, but we had to get rid of them, I don't remember why.

TPBM thinks that dragons are better pets than any of the normal, mundane ones.

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

1 hour ago, The Worldookler said:

It's the first time I see someone calls it that instead of chanukiah, but I guess the latter is a later invented word.

And I don't own a hamster. Or any pet at all. Interestingly enough, my family had hamsters once, but we had to get rid of them, I don't remember why.

TPBM thinks that dragons are better pets than any of the normal, mundane ones.

And I never heard it called a Chanukia until I worked in a Modern Orthodox Yeshiva. I still don’t get why it was changed; I’ve read the Talmud on the hilchos Chanukah and they use Menorah. It didn’t need a special name for 2000 odd years; why does it need one now?

I agree about dragons, as long as we’re talking about nice ones like Toothless.

TPBM has children.

[Cosmical Existence she/her]

2 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

Why is there a dash? Heard of them, but don’t subscribe to redressed ancient pagan customs.

There’s a dash because it’s not a Christmas tree, it’s a Chris-tmas tree. As in a tree with pictures of all the famous people named Chris (especially the ones from the Marvel movies) 

 

16 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

TPBM has children.

No, I do not. Though my siblings have been mistaken for my children on occasion. 
 

TPBM likes mint