The Idiots Club

[FriarFritz]

Don't do it, Retrac! You're better than this!

[I Am A Fish he/him]

2 minutes ago, FriarFritz said:

Don't do it, Retrac! You're better than this!

Dhoughnth dhu eeht reeetruc! Yee're beehtir vhen deehs!

Edit: cool 888 posts

 

Edited September 23, 2020 by I Used To Be A Fish

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Join the Grammar Police!

Nuuu, uss iz behdderrr! 

I need help too bweac ut of da loooooooop. Iz stuk 

[Retrac he/him]

2 hours ago, FriarFritz said:

Don't do it, Retrac! You're better than this!

Maybe....

[AonEne he/him]

What if I’m sometimes an idiot? 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

2 hours ago, AonEne said:

What if I’m sometimes an idiot? 

Then you're always an idiot, if you get straight A's you can still be an idiot, it's what's on the inside that counts.

[AonEne he/him]

So I can be an idiot and a grammar policewoman at the same time? :D:D 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

So I can be an idiot and a grammar policewoman at the same time? :D:D 

Well yeah, 

But you need to stay loyal to the idiots, no getting on this thread as a Grammar policewoman, or as any policewoman. We idiots have created an altruistic society, where crime is non-existent, and there is no reason for police.

[Condensation she/her]

3 hours ago, Retrac said:

Maybe....

Join the Grammar and Spelling Police!

6 minutes ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

Well yeah, 

But you need to stay loyal to the idiots, no getting on this thread as a Grammar policewoman, or as any policewoman. We idiots have created an altruistic society, where crime is non-existent, and there is no reason for police.

What about WORD CRIMES? You guys are massacring those poor words!

[I Am A Fish he/him]

2 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Join the Grammar and Spelling Police!

What about WORD CRIMES? You guys are massacring those poor words!

No, 

We're not massacring those words, we're giving others (shunned by the random vindictiveness of the English language) a chance in the spotlight. "I" gihts awhl dhah wecohgnision, wut ibowt "ayh"? 

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, I Used To Be A Fish said:

No, 

We're not massacring those words, we're giving others (shunned by the random vindictiveness of the English language) a chance in the spotlight. "I" gihts awhl dhah wecohgnision, wut ibowt "ayh"? 

This post gets an exception.

Word Crimes is my theme song. It's by Weird Al Yankovic and you should all listen to it.

[Enter a username]

@Condensation

Edited September 24, 2020 by AonEne
n o

[I Am A Fish he/him]

That is a thing of beauty.

[AonEne he/him]

I'm going to request that people keep their giant laggy walls of pings inside spoilers or to a few lines only. They only send one notification, but they take a year to scroll down. Sorry to spoil the fun.

3 hours ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

But you need to stay loyal to the idiots, no getting on this thread as a Grammar policewoman, or as any policewoman.

Sure!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

4 hours ago, AonEne said:

So I can be an idiot and a grammar policewoman at the same time? :D:D 

Don’t get stuck between them.

It maeks fings ruf. i cannnnt deesid!

[Kings_way he/they]

wi kneed thi idiots club two joun th urmy uv troothless

[Wind he/him]

K

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I iz a twoofwess! 

This is confusing already.

[Retrac he/him]

Is it bad if I broke my backspace key and my key inbetween g and j?  

[I Am A Fish he/him]

H?

Possibly.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

I noft stwoopeed. isn howw i rollll.

[Condensation she/her]

I don't know why I even come here anymore.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Yhees leyv deehs pways, ahnd nevhiw wetuwn! 

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

Yes, leave this place, and never return!

Hmm. I think I rather like this. I might do this occasionally!

[I Am A Fish he/him]

1 minute ago, Condensation said:

Hmm. I think I rather like this. I might do this occasionally!

Vy awhe yooh cohpi'in myeh?