The Idiots Club

[Kings_way he/they]

3 minutes ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

Why are you doing this?

You are very mean.

The first line of Danex's post is "To be or not to be, that is the question."

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

3 minutes ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

Why are you doing this?

You are very mean.

You guys broke into the Grammar and Spelling Police. We figured we'd retaliate.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

22 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

You guys broke into the Grammar and Spelling Police. We figured we'd retaliate.

Dehn wai dhoou hyu bwahmhe Moash?

[Frustration]

2 hours ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

29 minutes ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

Then why do you blame Moash?

I'm just doing my job I'm sorry Fish!

*cries in a most Frustrated fashion*

[I Am A Fish he/him]

10 minutes ago, Frustration said:

I'm just doing my job I'm sorry Fish!

*cries in a most Frustrated fashion*

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Mhy nam iz eedgo montoa, yu keeld mhy fater perpare tooooo di

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 hour ago, Kings_way said:

I think being an idiot is lowering my IQ, so I've decided to join the grammar police.

@Condensation @DramaQueen @Doomstick, would you like to help me translate this monstrosity?

The second line is "Szeth son son vallano, truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king."

The sixth line is "I am inevitable. I am Iron man"

The first is "to be or not to be, that is the question"

[Wind he/him]

Te bee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Frustration]

3 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Mhy nam iz eedgo montoa, yu keeld mhy fater perpare tooooo di

Ok, now you crossed a line.

That was uncalled for, you dare defile that line with your bad spelling!

3 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

My name is Indigo Montoia, you killled my father perpare to die.

There, you are clean.

8 minutes ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

I'm sorry

I'm still attacking the grammar police if that makes it better.

[+Doomstick he/him]

5 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Ok, now you crossed a line.

That was uncalled for, you dare defile that line with your bad spelling!

There, you are clean.

I'm sorry

I'm still attacking the grammar police if that makes it better.

indigo? really?

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

41 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

10 minutes ago, Frustration said:

42 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

You did not fix that well at all. Indigo instead of Inigo? Montoia instead of Montoya? Three l's in killed? Perpare instead of prepare? Weird commas and missing periods? Thanks for your non-help.

[Frustration]

Just now, DramaQueen said:

 

You did not fix that well at all. Indigo instead of Inigo? Montoia instead of Montoya? Three l's in killed? Perpare instead of prepare? Weird commas and missing periods? Thanks for your non-help.

That sounds Frustrated

and I wasn't even trying.

*does awkward dance of celibration*

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

17 minutes ago, Frustration said:

That sounds Frustrated

and I wasn't even trying.

*does awkward dance of celebration*

*Joins in on the awkward dance of celebration because awkward dances of celebration are really fun*

[Condensation she/her]

10 hours ago, Danex said:

If we’re being consistent, which all grammar police should be, it should be: 

Tis’ such a pleasure...

Can’t just use some archaic terms and not others. 

quite well, thank you.

Commas, the Holy Grail of Grammar Police. You should be ashamed. 

and what of yourself, Lady Condensation?

titles should be capitalized.

 

and so it has been proven that the raiders are themselves incompetent in the matters of Grammar. And so they are repelled, and idiocy may once again reign supreme. 
 

gud dai.

I can use whatever words I want! *smug smile*

9 hours ago, Danex said:

How many waves are there

 

also, I have the perfect argument for turning you to the Dumb Side. You say that you have to correct us, because it’ll cause Frustration to the most people, well, to that I say QUALITY OVER QUANTITY. Condensation’s and Drama Queen’s Frustration at bad grammar vastly out-powers the mild Frustration of all the Idiots in this thread at being corrected. 

That's definitely the way it works.

7 hours ago, Danex said:

Eh that’s fine, my point about consistency still stands right?

*Eh, that's fine, my point about consistency still stands, right? 

No, it doesn't.

2 hours ago, DramaQueen said:

Oh, good. Time for our revenge!

*Starts playing Revenge Party from Mean Girls the musical full-blast*

How are you guys?

I'm great! Are you still on?

2 hours ago, Kings_way said:

I think being an idiot is lowering my IQ, so I've decided to join the grammar police.

@Condensation @DramaQueen @Doomstick, would you like to help me translate this monstrosity?

The second line is "Szeth son son vallano, truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king."

The sixth line is "I am inevitable. I am Iron man"

Yay! New recruit!

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

16 minutes ago, Condensation said:

I'm great! Are you still on?

Yep!! I'm really tired, though, so I'm not exactly thinking straight. Not the best situation when trying to translate Idiot-ese.

[Condensation she/her]

3 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

Yep!! I'm really tired, though, so I'm not exactly thinking straight. Not the best situation when trying to translate Idiot-ese.

Well, you could always take a break somewhere else. I know when I need to think well, I like to have exciting things happening on one of my RPs. You could join The Linear Thread! It's on the verge of dying.

[Frustration]

11 hours ago, Danex said:

How many waves are there

As many as we need.

11 hours ago, Danex said:

also, I have the perfect argument for turning you to the Dumb Side. You say that you have to correct us, because it’ll cause Frustration to the most people, well, to that I say QUALITY OVER QUANTITY. Condensation’s and Drama Queen’s Frustration at bad grammar vastly out-powers the mild Frustration of all the Idiots in this thread at being corrected. 

Ah, but you see I can have both, I will use correct grammar and spelling on this thread, and bad grammar and spellling on their thread. I get the best of both worlds!

[Condensation she/her]

1 hour ago, Frustration said:

As many as we need.

Ah, but you see I can have both, I will use correct grammar and spelling on this thread, and bad grammar and spellling on their thread. I get the best of both worlds!

Frustration, I believe that is incorrect. On Grammar and Spelling Police, when you use bad grammar, I believe you will either be corrected or ignored. Here, they won't do anything about it. If you wish to Frustrate Queen and me, then you should give us no opportunities to correct you. That has the highest probability of Frustrating me.

[Wind he/him]

Wut wos tha abo 

[Vapor she/her]

6 minutes ago, A Windrunner said:

What was that about?

I'm not sure.

[Wind he/him]

Doncha meen 

Im nut sir?

[Vapor she/her]

Just now, A Windrunner said:

Don't you mean 

I'm not sure?

That's what I said.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

33 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Frustration, I believe that is incorrect. On Grammar and Spelling Police, when you use bad grammar, I believe you will either be corrected or ignored. Here, they won't do anything about it. If you wish to Frustrate Queen and me, then you should give us no opportunities to correct you. That has the highest probability of Frustrating me.

Iyh ahmh emmyoon htoo fwustwasun,

Bhut Iyh cahn fiw sahd.  

[Condensation she/her]

Wow, there's not many posts on here today.

[Wind he/him]

2 minutes ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

Iyh ahmh emmyoon htoo fwustwasun,

Bhut Iyh cahn fiw sahd.  

U dunno cin birs flie?