The Idiots Club

[+Doomstick he/him]

On 9/8/2020 at 5:51 PM, revelryintheart said:

ooo hwhould chu loooook at hthtat eyeve foond meye peepl

Oh would you look at that! I;ve found my people

On 9/8/2020 at 7:40 PM, McWafy said:

I Wuv WUFFLES!

I love waffles

[Frustration]

4 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Ah yes, but he was Frustrated because he came here, which means that he has to use correct grammar to create Frustration, right? Well, the reason he posted here for this period of time is because I was planning a raid on this thread, which he told the idiots(not insulting you, just abbreviating. Also, the title of your topic is The Idiot's Club) about to try to Frustrate me. It didn't work!

Therefore, the reason he was Frustrated is because I planned a raid, which meant he had to come here to Frustrate the Grammar Police, which means that he has to speak with correct grammar. It's all my fault, obviously.

That is correct.

4 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Dear lady? A bit antiquated, don't you think? I'm simply commenting on your word choice, I actually rather like it.

All this talk about propriety has got me feeling quite like this is the eighteen hundreds.

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Frustration said:

That is correct.

All this talk about propriety has got me feeling quite like this is the eighteen hundreds.

You know, I rather agree.

So, good sir, may I trouble thee to inquire after thy health?

[Frustration]

2 minutes ago, Condensation said:

You know, I rather agree.

So, good sir, may I trouble thee to inquire after thy health?

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Oh no, what have I done?

I am quite alright I assure you, and what of yourself, lady Condensation?

[Condensation she/her]

I'm afraid I have suffered a bit of trouble going to sleep, but I am otherwise doing quite well. And how is thy dear mother?

[Frustration]

Just now, Condensation said:

I'm afraid I have suffered a bit of trouble going to sleep, but I am otherwise doing quite well. And how is thy dear mother?

Oh, insomnia is dreadful. My mother is quite well thank you.

[Condensation she/her]

You are quite welcome, Lord Frustration! It is such a pleasure to have thy company on this fine night.

[Frustration]

17 minutes ago, Condensation said:

You are quite welcome, Lord Frustration! It is such a pleasure to have thy company on this fine night.

 

17 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Lord Frustration!

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I could get used to that,

Spoiler

*check rank*

 

 

[dannnex male]

19 minutes ago, Condensation said:

You are quite welcome, Lord Frustration! It is such a pleasure to have thy company on this fine night.

If we’re being consistent, which all grammar police should be, it should be: 

Tis’ such a pleasure...

Can’t just use some archaic terms and not others. 

23 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Oh, insomnia is dreadful. My mother is quite well thank you.

quite well, thank you.

Commas, the Holy Grail of Grammar Police. You should be ashamed. 

27 minutes ago, Frustration said:

I am quite alright I assure you, and what of yourself, lady Condensation?

and what of yourself, Lady Condensation?

titles should be capitalized.

 

and so it has been proven that the raiders are themselves incompetent in the matters of Grammar. And so they are repelled, and idiocy may once again reign supreme. 
 

gud dai.

[Frustration]

1 minute ago, Danex said:

If we’re being consistent, which all grammar police should be, it should be: 

Tis’ such a pleasure...

Can’t just use some archaic terms and not others. 

quite well, thank you.

Commas, the Holy Grail of Grammar Police. You should be ashamed. 

and what of yourself, Lady Condensation?

titles should be capitalized.

 

and so it has been proven that the raiders are themselves incompetent in the matters of Grammar. And so they are repelled, and idiocy may once again reign supreme. 
 

good day.

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Hey, I'm new at this!

 

On 9/8/2020 at 8:49 PM, revelryintheart said:

Pancakes!!!

 

[dannnex male]

Ah ah ah, Didd ewe knot here ze parrtt abut beng REPLLED? Begun thow uv “gud gwamer”

[Frustration]

50 minutes ago, Danex said:

Ah ah ah, Did we not hear the part about being repelled? Begone thou of good grammar

Second wave.

 

[dannnex male]

15 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Second wave.

 

Well you mis corrected my idiocy so you lose AGAIN. BEGONE.

[Frustration]

7 minutes ago, Danex said:

Well, you miscorrected my idiocy so you lose AGAIN. BEGONE.

Third wave.

[dannnex male]

How many waves are there

 

also, I have the perfect argument for turning you to the Dumb Side. You say that you have to correct us, because it’ll cause Frustration to the most people, well, to that I say QUALITY OVER QUANTITY. Condensation’s and Drama Queen’s Frustration at bad grammar vastly out-powers the mild Frustration of all the Idiots in this thread at being corrected. 

Edited September 22, 2020 by Danex

[FriarFritz]

1 hour ago, Danex said:

Tis’ such a pleasure...

Ahem, FriarFritz here, GSP MOTHDAGL. "'Tis such a pleasure..." is the correct version. The apostrophe goes where a letter has been cut out - in this case, the "i" of "it". By common literary usage, this means it needn't necessarily be capitalized, particularly if it's representing dialogue, but I think most of us would prefer the capitalized version. 

[dannnex male]

1 hour ago, FriarFritz said:

Ahem, FriarFritz here, GSP MOTHDAGL. "'Tis such a pleasure..." is the correct version. The apostrophe goes where a letter has been cut out - in this case, the "i" of "it". By common literary usage, this means it needn't necessarily be capitalized, particularly if it's representing dialogue, but I think most of us would prefer the capitalized version. 

Eh that’s fine, my point about consistency still stands right?

[Wind he/him]

Ou acn erver et ird u ba gramer. 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

7 hours ago, Frustration said:

So, I guess I'm helping with your attack.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Oh, good. Time for our revenge!

*Starts playing Revenge Party from Mean Girls the musical full-blast*

How are you guys?

[Kings_way he/they]

nwut gud. 

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, Kings_way said:

Not good.

Very good!

[Kings_way he/they]

I think being an idiot is lowering my IQ, so I've decided to join the grammar police.

@Condensation @DramaQueen @Doomstick, would you like to help me translate this monstrosity?

The second line is "Szeth son son vallano, truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king."

The sixth line is "I am inevitable. I am Iron man"

On 9/15/2020 at 3:38 AM, Danex said:

Tuwue v ur net tvue b, zshath ez ze cuostion. 

Sthezts shun swon valuknno, dwoothwess uv thinobar, werr hweet un zse daie e waz twoue kcil e kwign. 

Eshfs thell varm zeie thcy.

Wooke e ume wuore vasthur. Nu, dtus net thour zeths inposbru.

Kneivar gunno gjive ewe oop, nnevur gekno lesh euew dewkn, kneeviar gun rein aruund en whurth euewe.

Eye eum imbevitbl. Ei emm ireon nmannm.

ewueey thouds heb einmed fer zshe wherd.

Eim reinnong et uv cuotchs teu ideotize.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

7 minutes ago, Kings_way said:

I think being an idiot is lowering my IQ, so I've decided to join the grammar police.

@Condensation @DramaQueen @Doomstick, would you like to help me translate this monstrosity?

The second line is "Szeth son son vallano, truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king."

The sixth line is "I am inevitable. I am Iron man"

Fifth is a Rick Roll

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Vyh awh yuh duing dis

Yaw awh vawai meehhn