Scarletfox Posted September 7, 2020 Author Posted September 7, 2020 "Alright, we're trying this now. We're sending in the studio assistants." *studio assistant* "Yes, yes, come to mama. No, what's that? What are you doing with that?" *thung (or whatever sound heat lamps make when turned on)* *studio assistant* "Ahhhh, it burns!!!!!! No please!" *static* "I'm sorry, but your solution did not work. We now have seven drowneds, and one girl on fire."
Condensation she/her Posted September 7, 2020 Posted September 7, 2020 1234567890 Quote Am I allowed to go again?
Scarletfox Posted September 7, 2020 Author Posted September 7, 2020 Just now, Condensation said: 1234567890 Quote Yes, of course. As many times as you'd like, as the same or different character "May I ask who's calling?"
Scarletfox Posted September 7, 2020 Author Posted September 7, 2020 "Welcome to the show, Tion! What solution do propose to help the seven drowneds and one girl on fire?"
Condensation she/her Posted September 7, 2020 Posted September 7, 2020 "Well, what we really need to do at this point is to get rid of the drowneds because they've caused so much trouble. Place lava on top of them and then blow them up with some handy explosives. This may seem over-inflammatory, but at this point, we just need to get rid of the drowneds so that they stop creating more."
Scarletfox Posted September 7, 2020 Author Posted September 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Condensation said: "Well, what we really need to do at this point is to get rid of the drowneds because they've caused so much trouble. Place lava on top of them and then blow them up with some handy explosives. This may seem over-inflammatory, but at this point, we just need to get rid of the drowneds so that they stop creating more." "We will attempt this now." *studio assistant* here we go with the lava. blehhhhhhhhhh *other studio assistant* and here's the grenade, now run! fjkdlsa;jgfdklsagjkafjdslkafjkdlsajfkldsajfkldsajfkdsljfkldsa (or blowing up noises, I can't think of any) *static* "Congradulations! You plan worked! Our next patient is,--" *female voice* I heard an explosion, where's my husband, his name is Bob? What did you do to him! GRARARARARARAAARARARRARRAAAAAAAA! "oh dear, one moment, please." *static* "Welcome back to Medical Mysteries with Karol Omer! Our next patient is a woman who thinks herself to be the hulk, and is currently rampaging all over the city smashing windows and destroying property. Do we have any suggestions for how to solve this problem?"
Scarletfox Posted September 7, 2020 Author Posted September 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Condensation said: 1234567890 "May I ask who's calling?"
Condensation she/her Posted September 7, 2020 Posted September 7, 2020 "This is Konna, Konna Furcifer. Call me Konna."
Scarletfox Posted September 7, 2020 Author Posted September 7, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, Condensation said: "This is Konna, Konna Furcifer. Call me Konna." "Welcome to the show, this is Konna Konna Furcifer call me Konna! What do you suggest?" Edited September 7, 2020 by Scarletfox
Condensation she/her Posted September 7, 2020 Posted September 7, 2020 "Brainwash her, then give her to me and I will enlist her into my private army. If you require brainwashing technology, I can provide it."
Scarletfox Posted September 7, 2020 Author Posted September 7, 2020 "Of course, this is Konna Konna Furcifer call me Konna, does the brainwashing need to happen before or after we send her to you? Because we could totally do that first!"
Condensation she/her Posted September 7, 2020 Posted September 7, 2020 "Please, go ahead and do it first."
Scarletfox Posted September 7, 2020 Author Posted September 7, 2020 Just now, Condensation said: "Please, go ahead and do it first." "Alright, if you could send some brainwashing technology our way, we would greatly appreciate it!"
Condensation she/her Posted September 7, 2020 Posted September 7, 2020 "It should arrive within the next 3 minutes."
Scarletfox Posted September 7, 2020 Author Posted September 7, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Condensation said: "It should arrive within the next 3 minutes." "Great! We will try this now!" *feminine enraged voice* AWRAGEREARAEEAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *smashing of car window* *studio assistant* ouch, that looks like it had to hurt. Alright, miss, if you'll just hold still....... *static* "I'm sorry, but your solution did not work. It appears that the studio assistant has been torn into shreds. Do we have any other callers?" Edited September 7, 2020 by Scarletfox yeet
Vapor she/her Posted September 7, 2020 Posted September 7, 2020 Wrong number 1234567890 is the number, I'm not dialing.
Scarletfox Posted September 7, 2020 Author Posted September 7, 2020 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: 123456789 "May I ask who's calling?" Quote Current Queue: 1. Channelknight Fadran 2. Truthwatcher Edited September 7, 2020 by Scarletfox
Channelknight Fadran Posted September 7, 2020 Posted September 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, Scarletfox said: "May I ask who's calling?" "Hyaaa!!!" (Link)
Scarletfox Posted September 7, 2020 Author Posted September 7, 2020 Just now, Channelknight Fadran said: "Hyaaa!!!" (Link) "Welcome to the show, Hyaaa. What solution do you propose to help a woman who thinks that she is the hulk?"
Channelknight Fadran Posted September 7, 2020 Posted September 7, 2020 Just now, Scarletfox said: "Welcome to the show, Hyaaa. What solution do you propose to help a woman who thinks that she is the hulk?" "Haa? Hyaaa! Nyegh!! Ha--whaaaa!!!" (Make her think that she's in a drama movie, and make a teary sob scene where someone tries to help her reconcile for her actions!) 1
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