Ask ANYONE anything

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

You’ve been eating. 

How come my brain isn’t BrAiNiNgInG?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Because math isn't mathing

[Ookla she/her]

4 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Because math isn't mathing

Can I have a question?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Evidently not.

What is the airspeed and velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

african or European?

 

what do you do w/ a drunken sailor?

Edited May 1, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Wittles he/him]

Ask them to sing a sea shanty? Idk the reference I assume it's a reference

How often do you get that absolutely mindblowingly amazing inspiration, but you can't figure out what it is exactly or where it came from?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I feel it sometimes. Usually when I'm reading about some sort of amazing engineering feat. (btw, i learned about this a few weeks ago; I think the feeling you're talking about is called the sublime)

What is the coolest engineering feat you've ever heard about?

Edited May 1, 2024 by Through The Living Glass
forgot a question lol/typo

[Wittles he/him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I feel it sometimes. Usually when I'm reading about some sort of amazing engineering feat. (btw, i learned about this a few weeks ago; I think the feeling your talking about is called the sublime)

Really? I had no idea it had a name! That's pretty cool.

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

What is the coolest engineering feat you've ever heard about?

It might not be technically engineering, but I saw this video one time about how some scientists made little (little being almost microscopic) "robots" out of I think heart cells from a small animal (I can't remember exactly) like a frog or mouse and they didn't much other than systematically scoop dust and move around, but I think it's pretty cool that that's a thing that people can do. Albeit, an incredibly horrifying thing in some respects

Do you have any crayons in your backpack right now? (Or whatever bag you might be carrying)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Wittles said:

It might not be technically engineering, but I saw this video one time about how some scientists made little (little being almost microscopic) "robots" out of I think heart cells from a small animal (I can't remember exactly) like a frog or mouse and they didn't much other than systematically scoop dust and move around, but I think it's pretty cool that that's a thing that people can do. Albeit, an incredibly horrifying thing in some respects

 

Ohhhh yeah! I remember that! I think it was frog cells...? Definitely don't take my word on that though. 

1 hour ago, Wittles said:

Do you have any crayons in your backpack right now? (Or whatever bag you might be carrying)

Mm, I do not.

Have you ever accidentally typed "TPBM" on this thread? 

[Ookla she/her]

Yes, but I've always caught myself before posting it. At least, so far...

If you could choose to have any job for a day (fantasy or real life), what would you choose? 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Pokemon trainer. that way, I can get an Eevee. YeY.

 

What shall we do with a drunken sailor? 

Spoiler

yes, this IS from a sea shanty, I just want any of y'all to make up a rhyming verse.

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

What do you do with a drunken sailor,

What do you do with a drunken sailor,

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Kick him off the Shard.

There, I made up a verse. You're welcome. 

Have you ever babysat kids who weren't your siblings?

[Lunamor she/her]

I babysat my brother’s friend and his sister a few times. Both were very well behaved. It was a really sweet gig, I played with them for two hours and then played games on my phone after they went to sleep. I probably got paid too much for that 

Do you write more formally than you speak?

[Aeternum]

Often, but it depends on how I'm feeling / where I'm writing.

Do you likes making jokes?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I do 'likes' making jokes, yes. 

I like making fun of people more though. 

What color is the sun?

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

White, but we see it as yellow because of earth's atmosphere.

What element is Un on the periodic table?

[Lunamor she/her]

Umm… ungodlyradioactivium?

In that vein, what’s your favorite element?

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Uranium

Or Flourine or Francium, I’ve got a lot of funny quotes pertaining to those elements.

To the “What do we to with a drunken sailor” I reply with the most important question: “Is it early in the morning?”

[strmblsd he/him]

Yes it is so you must throw him in the bed with captains daughter

Does pineapple belong on pizza?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

ABSO-FREAKING-LUTELY.

How well can you paint?

Edited May 9, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[The Stick]

Horribly.

What color is the object precisely π inches in front of you?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 minutes ago, The Stick said:

Horribly.

What color is the object precisely π inches in front of you?

White.

What shape is your parents favorite fruit, using only 1-syllable words not containing "e"

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

10 hours ago, strmblsd said:

Yes it is so you must throw him in the bed with captains daughter

Does pineapple belong on pizza?

YEAAAAA SOMEONE GETS IT!!! :DDDDDD

and yes it does!

10 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

White.

What shape is your parents favorite fruit, using only 1-syllable words not containing "e"

Round?

What merry month did I leave from me home, leaving the girls of Tuam nearly broken-hearted, Saluted me father dear and kissed me darling mother. Also I drank a pint of beer to smother me grief and tears.

Spoiler

Get the reference please! Tell me I’m not the only person who listened to this so much that I memorized some of it °–°

 

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

8 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

YEAAAAA SOMEONE GETS IT!!! :DDDDDD

and yes it does!

Round?

What merry month did I leave from me home, leaving the girls of Tuam nearly broken-hearted, Saluted me father dear and kissed me darling mother. Also I drank a pint of beer to smother me grief and tears.

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Get the reference please! Tell me I’m not the only person who listened to this so much that I memorized some of it °–°

 

June. That's a great song.

How many characters have you killed?

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

2 hours ago, The cheeseman said:

June. That's a great song.

How many characters have you killed?

Agreed! I love that song!

Also in what? DnD, Video Games, Etc.?

What’s your favorite and least-favorite video games? (I won’t judge, I promise)