Certified Gay Disasters

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*is confused*

How do you connect those two

Imagine just bringing him back with that

In the dream SMP Techno had a whole Greek mythology theme going, and a irl mythology degree.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Hawks said:

Wait no do it!!!!

Have you ever heard the story of Theseus?

Of course...?

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

In the dream SMP Techno had a whole Greek mythology theme going, and a irl mythology degree.

Ahhh verstehe

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

WELL I SHAL GO OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY!!

I SHALL– oh damn. Good point. Backing off now.

Thank the gods that thou has decided to refrain

Just now, Hoid Slayer said:

IS THE PURPOSE OF MAN NOT TO STRIVE TO BECOME SOMETHING GREATER? IF THIS BE OUR CURSE, THEN I WELCOME IT WITH OPEN ARMS! LET HIM ADMINISTER JUDGEMENT TO THOSE NOT AFRAID TO CHALLENGE THE FATES!

.. damn good point i cant argue with that.

SUMMON HIM THEN MORTAL

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Hoid Slayer said:

IS THE PURPOSE OF MAN NOT TO STRIVE TO BECOME SOMETHING GREATER? IF THIS BE OUR CURSE, THEN I WELCOME IT WITH OPEN ARMS! LET HIM ADMINISTER JUDGEMENT TO THOSE NOT AFRAID TO CHALLENGE THE FATES!

YEAHH!!! *HEADBUTTS @Kansas Stormcursed FOR SOME REASON*

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Of course...?

Ahhh verstehe

He told a story of it its was peak i think about tit daily

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Nvm

Edited November 4, 2025 by KnightSkye Reforged

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

YEAHH!!! *HEADBUTTS @Kansas Stormcursed FOR SOME REASON*

*neck poke*

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Storm it I'm doin' it.

@Chaos

..really

Edited November 4, 2025 by Kansas Stormcursed

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*neck poke*

..really

What? *is innocent*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I wish to note that I HAD NO PART IN THIS

I SAID NO

[Keke They/he]

5 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Nvm

YOU … BRO THE TAG WILL STILL BE IN HIS NOTIFICATIONS BOX OMG

4 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*neck poke*

..really

…. He actually storming did it

1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

What? *is innocent*

Nuhuh

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I wish to note that I HAD NO PART IN THIS

I SAID NO

… *dies*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

3 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I wish to note that I HAD NO PART IN THIS

I SAID NO

 

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

YOU … BRO THE TAG WILL STILL BE IN HIS NOTIFICATIONS BOX OMG

…. He actually storming did it

Nuhuh

… *dies*

TREMBLE BEFORE ME! FOR I AM PROMETHEUS!

[Keke They/he]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

 

TREMBLE BEFORE ME! FOR I AM PROMETHEUS!

YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL TO A FATE SO TERRIBLE!!

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

*deletes account*

*disappears into internet*

I WAS NEVER HERE

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Hawks said:

YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL TO A FATE SO TERRIBLE!!

I HAVE BROUGHT YOU FIRE!!

...

Hellfire maybe, but still. FIRE!

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 hour ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

...and so Hawks started on his journey of becoming Kelsier.

Ughhhh I’m out of rep so here’s ten thousand rep

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Honors ghost said:

Ughhhh I’m out of rep so here’s ten thousand rep

Thanks! I need it. 

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*deletes account*

*disappears into internet*

I WAS NEVER HERE

NO WE MUST STAND STRONG!

1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

I HAVE BROUGHT YOU FIRE!!

...

Hellfire maybe, but still. FIRE!

….

Spoiler

while we are doing Greek mythology

fire, fire, swallowing ilium

FIRE, FIRE, burning in your soul

Just now, Honors ghost said:

Ughhhh I’m out of rep so here’s ten thousand rep

Real

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

11 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Nvm

Awwww

5 minutes ago, Hawks said:

YOU … BRO THE TAG WILL STILL BE IN HIS NOTIFICATIONS BOX OMG

He prob doesn’t get that many notifs anyway

12 minutes ago, Hawks said:

He told a story of it its was peak i think about tit daily

You think about WHAT daily?

12 minutes ago, Hawks said:

SUMMON HIM THEN MORTAL

I WILL

I WILL DO WHAT GODS FEAR TO DO

AND IF IT BE MY FOLLY, THEN SO BE IT

@Chaos

How’s it going, man? I never see you really interacting outside of rules clarifications (happy belated birthday btw). If you see this, I hope our shenanigans don’t cause you much trouble. We don’t need your mod powers here right now (it started as a joke), so you can consider this a check-in on you as a person (or just ignore it if you want). The man behind the myth.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

19 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*is confused*

How do you connect those two

Imagine just bringing him back with that

Hahahahah first time Brandos back since 2016 and it’s on the gay thread

 

omg I stay home from school one day and this is what’s happening jeezus

Edited November 4, 2025 by Honors ghost

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

Also side note

7 minutes ago, Hawks said:

YOU … BRO THE TAG WILL STILL BE IN HIS NOTIFICATIONS BOX OMG

This is giving ”Eurylochus, you’ve doomed us all!” from Epic

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Hoid Slayer said:

Awwww

He prob doesn’t get that many notifs anyway

You think about WHAT daily?

I WILL

I WILL DO WHAT GODS FEAR TO DO

AND IF IT BE MY FOLLY, THEN SO BE IT

@Chaos

How’s it going, man? I never see you really interacting outside of rules clarifications (happy belated birthday btw). If you see this, I hope our shenanigans don’t cause you much trouble. We don’t need your mod powers here right now (it started as a joke), so you can consider this a check-in on you as a person (or just ignore it if you want). The man behind the myth.

BROTHER!!I ADMIRE YOU'RE BRAVERY! JOIN ME IN VALHALLA WHEN WE DIE!

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Hoid Slayer said:

Awwww

He prob doesn’t get that many notifs anyway

You think about WHAT daily?

I WILL

I WILL DO WHAT GODS FEAR TO DO

AND IF IT BE MY FOLLY, THEN SO BE IT

@Chaos

How’s it going, man? I never see you really interacting outside of rules clarifications (happy belated birthday btw). If you see this, I hope our shenanigans don’t cause you much trouble. We don’t need your mod powers here right now (it started as a joke), so you can consider this a check-in on you as a person (or just ignore it if you want). The man behind the myth.

It i think about it

omgwait yeah he needs a nice little check in every now and then

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Hoid Slayer said:

Awwww

He prob doesn’t get that many notifs anyway

You think about WHAT daily?

I WILL

I WILL DO WHAT GODS FEAR TO DO

AND IF IT BE MY FOLLY, THEN SO BE IT

@Chaos

How’s it going, man? I never see you really interacting outside of rules clarifications (happy belated birthday btw). If you see this, I hope our shenanigans don’t cause you much trouble. We don’t need your mod powers here right now (it started as a joke), so you can consider this a check-in on you as a person (or just ignore it if you want). The man behind the myth.

....

I didn't catch that. @Hawks care to clarify?

Also: WHY

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Honors ghost said:

Hahahahah first time Brandos back since 2016 and it’s on the gay thread

Pfttt yes

Just now, Hoid Slayer said:

Also side note

This is giving ”Eurylochus, you’ve doomed us all!” from Epic

… yes peak peak 

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

BROTHER!!I ADMIRE YOU'RE BRAVERY! JOIN ME IN VALHALLA WHEN WE DIE!

SINCE WHEN IS VALHALLA GREEK MYTHOLOGY

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Hawks said:

Pfttt yes

… yes peak peak 

SINCE WHEN IS VALHALLA GREEK MYTHOLOGY

THE GREEK GODS WERE TOO SCARED TO TAKE ME IN SO I PULLED A KRATOS AND I'M GOIN' TO THE ÆSIR!!