Certified Gay Disasters

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

35 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

So if I change it to this I'd be less scary?

 

....

OMG YES

That would be perfect

step one to less scary

do that

it fits your personality perfectly

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

9 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

I'm just enjoying the show. After all, what does a god have to worry about a mod?

Perhaps not an ordinary mod… but there are those that make even gods quiver

He Who Must Not Be Named

He Who is Above All

Hear his name, @chao-

*tackled again from behind*

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Hoid Slayer said:

Perhaps not an ordinary mod… but there are those that make even gods quiver

He Who Must Not Be Named

He Who is Above All

Hear his name, @chao-

*tackled again from behind*

*is the one who tackled hs from behind*

SPEAK NOT HIS NAME

FOR IF YOU SHALL HELL WILL BE RAINED FROM THE HEAVENS

Edited November 4, 2025 by Hawks

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Hoid Slayer said:

Perhaps not an ordinary mod… but there are those that make even gods quiver

He Who Must Not Be Named

He Who is Above All

Hear his name, @chao-

*tackled again from behind*

...I am sooooo tempted to tag Him now.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Hoid Slayer said:

Perhaps not an ordinary mod… but there are those that make even gods quiver

He Who Must Not Be Named

He Who is Above All

Hear his name, @chao-

*tackled again from behind*

*tackles again*

*smack*

NO

BAD

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

*is the one who tackled hs from behind*

SPEAK NOT HIS NAME

FOR IF YOU SHALL HELL WILL BE RAINED FROM THE HEAVENS

WHAT HAS A GOD TO FEAR FROM HELLFIRE!? IF YOU CLAIM GODHOOD, STAND UPON YOUR CLAIM!

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

...I am sooooo tempted to tag Him now.

*dives off Hoid Slayer to tackle you*

*smack*

NO

BAD

[Keke They/he]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

...I am sooooo tempted to tag Him now.

Imagine how freaking kaotic things would be if He interacted around like will does

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*tackles again*

*smack*

NO

BAD

... @Chao

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

... @Chao

*double ear smack*

NO

Just now, Hawks said:

Imagine how freaking kaotic things would be if He interacted around like will does

*fear*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Hawks said:

Imagine how freaking kaotic things would be if He interacted around like will does

*thinks really hard about it.*

[Keke They/he]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

WHAT HAS A GOD TO FEAR FROM HELLFIRE!? IF YOU CLAIM GODHOOD, STAND UPON YOUR CLAIM!

THOUGH I AM A GOD HE IS THEE GOD. HE CANNOT BE DEFEATED! EVEN GODS MORE POWERFUL THEN I TREMBLE BEFORE HIM

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*double ear smack*

NO

*fear*

*is fear to but laughs cause it would be so funny*

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*thinks really hard about it.*

 

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*double ear smack*

NO

*fear*

YOU DO NAUGHT BUT DRIVE ICARUS CLOSER TO THE SUN!!

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

YOU DO NAUGHT BUT DRIVE ICARUS CLOSER TO THE SUN!!

*groin stomp*

YOU NO SPEAK

[Keke They/he]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

YOU DO NAUGHT BUT DRIVE ICARUS CLOSER TO THE SUN!!

ICARUS FELL IN A FLAMING BLAZE AS A CONSIQUENSE OF HIS MISTAKE! LEARN OF HIS FAILURE AND BE BETTER THEN HIM!

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*groin stomp*

YOU NO SPEAK

*winces feeling the pain of reading such a horrible;e fate*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Hawks said:

THOUGH I AM A GOD HE IS THEE GOD. HE CANNOT BE DEFEATED! EVEN GODS MORE POWERFUL THEN I TREMBLE BEFORE HIM

*is fear to but laughs cause it would be so funny*

 

I AM BUT A MORTAL AND I DO NOT FEAR HIM!!

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

YOU DO NAUGHT BUT DRIVE ICARUS CLOSER TO THE SUN!!

Oh wait was that an Epic quote?

*restomps groin*

YOUR EFFORTS ARE FUTILE

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*groin stomp*

YOU NO SPEAK

*vomits blood anime style*

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

ICARUS FELL IN A FLAMING BLAZE AS A CONSIQUENSE OF HIS MISTAKE! LEARN OF HIS FAILURE AND BE BETTER THEN HIM!

*winces feeling the pain of reading such a horrible;e fate*

JOKES ON YOU MOTHER-RUSTER I LIKE FIRE!!

[Keke They/he]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

I AM BUT A MORTAL AND I DO NOT FEAR HIM!!

YOU ARE A IGNORANT MORTAL! THOU DOESNT KNOW OF HIS POWER! YOU SHALL FALL AS ICARUS BUT WITHA WORSE FATE! YOU WILL SEE THE WORLD CONTINUE TO SPIN WITHOUT YOU THERE!

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*vomits blood anime style*

JOKES ON YOU MOTHER-RUSTER I LIKE FIRE!!

THIS ISNT THE FIRE OF ORANGE AND YELLOW! THIS IS A METAPHORICAL ONE! THE FIRE OF PAIN AS YOU SEE YOUR FRIENDS CONTINUE WIHTOUT YOU!

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Oh wait was that an Epic quote?

*restomps groin*

YOUR EFFORTS ARE FUTILE

Nope, just a Greek mythology reference. Cause Technoblade's been on my mind.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

But what if... @Brandon Sanderso

*Tackled from behind*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Nope, just a Greek mythology reference. Cause Technoblade's been on my mind.

*is confused*

How do you connect those two

Just now, Hmmm lies said:

But what if... @Brandon Sanderso

*Tackled from behind*

Imagine just bringing him back with that

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

YOU ARE A IGNORANT MORTAL! THOU DOESNT KNOW OF HIS POWER! YOU SHALL FALL AS ICARUS BUT WITHA WORSE FATE! YOU WILL SEE THE WORLD CONTINUE TO SPIN WITHOUT YOU THERE!

WELL I SHAL GO OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY!!

2 minutes ago, Hawks said:

THIS ISNT THE FIRE OF ORANGE AND YELLOW! THIS IS A METAPHORICAL ONE! THE FIRE OF PAIN AS YOU SEE YOUR FRIENDS CONTINUE WIHTOUT YOU!

I SHALL– oh damn. Good point. Backing off now.

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Hmmm lies said:

But what if... @Brandon Sanderso

*Tackled from behind*

Wait no do it!!!!

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*is confused*

How do you connect those two

Imagine just bringing him back with that

Have you ever heard the story of Theseus?

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

YOU ARE A IGNORANT MORTAL! THOU DOESNT KNOW OF HIS POWER! YOU SHALL FALL AS ICARUS BUT WITHA WORSE FATE! YOU WILL SEE THE WORLD CONTINUE TO SPIN WITHOUT YOU THERE!

IS THE PURPOSE OF MAN NOT TO STRIVE TO BECOME SOMETHING GREATER? IF THIS BE OUR CURSE, THEN I WELCOME IT WITH OPEN ARMS! LET HIM ADMINISTER JUDGEMENT TO THOSE NOT AFRAID TO CHALLENGE THE FATES!