Certified Gay Disasters

[Keke They/he]

7 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Shhhhh I want to have my funny writing powers

Ok then

6 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Ok! I'll stay as long as you don't let Kansas cult-ify/drug me, cause he already said I get to be the token straight friend.

Ok dont cult him

 

1 minute ago, Hmmm lies said:

Alrighty, I'll be patient, and also keep pitching ideas

Ehh if you wanna have your character have like psychic powers or something for no reason, I don't think anyone'll bat an eye. This isn't meant to be a super serious thing obviously.

Also if you wanna make a character with a different gender/sexuality as your IRL one, that's totally fine

Everyone throw ideas out for the sitcom!!!!!!!!!!

[Hmmm lies she/her]

So I have a character planned, who is kinda like the Nightwatcher in the Stormlight Archive, which anyone else can go visit, and some shenanigans will ensue. This won't be my main RP character, but rather an element of the setting that I'll manage. So that'll be fun.

[Keke They/he]

4 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

So I have a character planned, who is kinda like the Nightwatcher in the Stormlight Archive, which anyone else can go visit, and some shenanigans will ensue. This won't be my main RP character, but rather an element of the setting that I'll manage. So that'll be fun.

Ok now im gonna start drafting up the roleplay

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Just now, Hawks said:

Ok now im gonna start drafting up the roleplay

Delightful! And it doesn't need to be perfect when we post it. If we ever add new elements, you can always just edit the OP

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

57 minutes ago, Hawks said:

,mmmmm maybe

i still think he’s Bi…. Bi himself. Hehaheahehahe

*Laughs in taken*

 

#definentlynowwearentbeatingthecultallegations

Storm off (in a loving way)

47 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

Btw Hawks, for our sitcom thread, I was thinking we could invent a cosmere-style planet for it. Gender-based magic system or something idk

41 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

Let's not actually make any specific rules though, that way all the RPers can decide their own powers. Soft magic? In my Brandon Sanderson forum?

39 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

The magic system: Whatever the hell you want

If you think your asexual character should be able to eat garlic bread and get super-strength, that's great. If you think your asexual character should be immune to all magic like they're made of aluminum, then that's great too. Both characters/interpretations can exist.

7 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

So I have a character planned, who is kinda like the Nightwatcher in the Stormlight Archive, which anyone else can go visit, and some shenanigans will ensue. This won't be my main RP character, but rather an element of the setting that I'll manage. So that'll be fun.

This sounds awesome. We could some of us run different new Shards to affect the planet.

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Hmmm lies said:

Delightful! And it doesn't need to be perfect when we post it. If we ever add new elements, you can always just edit the OP

Yeah im making a sign up thread first. It’s my gm instincts. 

Anyways

what kind of sitcom or whatever?
we need a plot

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Storm off (in a loving way)

This sounds awesome. We could some of us run different new Shards to affect the planet.

Hmmm, good idea, though I wouldn't call them 'The Shards'

How about 'The Certified' as a reference to this thread name.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Hawks said:

Yeah im making a sign up thread first. It’s my gm instincts. 

Anyways

what kind of sitcom or whatever?
we need a plot

Shhh no we don't

We'll make a plot if there's a world and characters

Gayness makes its own story

Just now, Hmmm lies said:

Hmmm, good idea, though I wouldn't call them 'The Shards'

How about 'The Certified' as a reference to this thread name.

Bet

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Shhh no we don't

We'll make a plot if there's a world and characters

Gayness makes its own story

Yeah, we'll figure it out as we go. I think the best way to structure this is that we'll all just play around for some time, but eventually, story arcs will naturally form. (I speak from experience from another forum's RP threads)

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Hmmm lies said:

Hmmm, good idea, though I wouldn't call them 'The Shards'

How about 'The Certified' as a reference to this thread name.

 

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Shhh no we don't

We'll make a plot if there's a world and characters

Gayness makes its own story

Bet

Ok so who are the head queers?
and true it does but how would we start it?

[Akimikoisthecutest]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

This sounds awesome. We could some of us run different new Shards to affect the planet.

Can I run a shard?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Can I run a shard?

I think anybody who is there at the start can make and run a Certified, and after that there can be exchanging of hands and stuff

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

 

Ok so who are the head queers?
and true it does but how would we start it?

Like TLT. Just make characters and interact

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I think anybody who is there at the start can make and run a Certified, and after that there can be exchanging of hands and stuff

Like TLT. Just make characters and interact

Ok

[Hmmm lies she/her]

I propose the following arrangement for the Certified (our Shard equivalent)

Each person gets to make/run one single Certified. However, they shouldn't be the main focus of the persons RP, at least not at first. (Similar to how the Shards don't directly intervene much in Mistborn Era 2) Instead, the Certified become part of the world, and mortal characters can interact with them as they choose. (Yes, you can make your own character be like a priest of your own Certified)

Edited November 3, 2025 by Hmmm lies

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Hmmm lies said:

I propose the following arrangement for the Certified (our Shard equivalent)

Each person gets to make/run one single Certified. However, they shouldn't be the main focus of the persons RP, at least not at first. (Similar to how the Shards don't directly intervene much in Mistborn Era 2) Instead, the Certified become part of the world, and mortal characters can interact with them as they choose. (Yes, you can make your own character be like a priest of your own Certified)

 

I like that

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Hmmm lies said:

I propose the following arrangement for the Certified (our Shard equivalent)

Each person gets to make/run one single Certified. However, they shouldn't be the main focus of the persons RP, at least not at first. (Similar to how the Shards don't directly intervene much in Mistborn Era 2) Instead, the Certified become part of the world, and mortal characters can interact with them as they choose. (Yes, you can make your own character be like a priest of your own Certified)

 

This makes sense, but hear me out: A Certified that for some reason really looks up to/worships a mortal character. It be stupid, but really funny.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

The 'Disasters' are the equivalent to Vessels, while their 'Certificate' is the certificate that allows them to be a god.

1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

This makes sense, but hear me out: A Certified that for some reason really looks up to/worships a mortal character. It be stupid, but really funny.

That sounds great, actually. The 'not too much Certified intervention' would be a soft rule, not a hard rule. So long as the mortal gets plenty of attention too.

 

I'm just trying to avoid the issue a lot of RPs have, where everyone wants to be one of the super cool magic things, but then as a result there aren't any normal characters to RP with.

Edited November 3, 2025 by Hmmm lies

[Keke They/he]

15 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

I propose the following arrangement for the Certified (our Shard equivalent)

Each person gets to make/run one single Certified. However, they shouldn't be the main focus of the persons RP, at least not at first. (Similar to how the Shards don't directly intervene much in Mistborn Era 2) Instead, the Certified become part of the world, and mortal characters can interact with them as they choose. (Yes, you can make your own character be like a priest of your own Certified)

I think the amount of Certified there are should def be able to change depending on how many people sign up

13 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

The 'Disasters' are the equivalent to Vessels, while their 'Certificate' is the certificate that allows them to be a god.

That sounds great, actually. The 'not too much Certified intervention' would be a soft rule, not a hard rule. So long as the mortal gets plenty of attention too.

 

I'm just trying to avoid the issue a lot of RPs have, where everyone wants to be one of the super cool magic things, but then as a result there aren't any normal characters to RP with.

Yeah. My charactre (who i might have be a my Certified because they have powers) has some powers. 

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Hawks said:

I think the amount of Certified there are should def be able to change depending on how many people sign up

Yeah. My charactre (who i might have be a my Certified because they have powers) has some powers. 

 

"Ptehr" stuff?

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"Ptehr" stuff?

… other stuff

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Ummm maybe fix some of the spelling. (If you copy-paste it all into a spoiler tag and post it here, I could edit it for you)

 

I'd add the following: A planet name (you decide!), an RP name (I suggest: The Queer Tales of (planet name)), and an explanation of the Certified.

 

Also, if you all don't mind, if I could be made a moderator of the RP, I think that could be good, just cause I usually stay on top of things and also came up with the idea of making an RP thread.

Edited November 3, 2025 by Hmmm lies

[momadrac they/them]

31 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Storm off (in a loving way)

This sounds awesome. We could some of us run different new Shards to affect the planet.

 

31 minutes ago, Hawks said:

Yeah im making a sign up thread first. It’s my gm instincts. 

Anyways

what kind of sitcom or whatever?
we need a plot

 

27 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I think anybody who is there at the start can make and run a Certified, and after that there can be exchanging of hands and stuff

Like TLT. Just make characters and interact

 

25 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

I propose the following arrangement for the Certified (our Shard equivalent)

Each person gets to make/run one single Certified. However, they shouldn't be the main focus of the persons RP, at least not at first. (Similar to how the Shards don't directly intervene much in Mistborn Era 2) Instead, the Certified become part of the world, and mortal characters can interact with them as they choose. (Yes, you can make your own character be like a priest of your own Certified)

Can somebody explain all of this to me I missed something

Also what is roleplaying on this website

[Keke They/he]

3 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

Ummm maybe fix some of the spelling. (If you copy-paste it all into a spoiler tag and post it here, I could edit it for you)

 

I'd add the following: A planet name (you decide!), an RP name (I suggest: The Queer Tales of (planet name)), and an explanation of the Certified.

 

Also, if you all don't mind, if I could be made a moderator of the RP, I think that could be good, just cause I usually stay on top of things and also came up with the idea of making an RP thread.

Ok gotcha

and i will make you a mod\

busy rn tho

Edited November 3, 2025 by Hawks

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

4 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

Ummm maybe fix some of the spelling. (If you copy-paste it all into a spoiler tag and post it here, I could edit it for you)

 

I'd add the following: A planet name (you decide!), an RP name (I suggest: The Queer Tales of (planet name)), and an explanation of the Certified.

 

Also, if you all don't mind, if I could be made a moderator of the RP, I think that could be good, just cause I usually stay on top of things and also came up with the idea of making an RP thread.

Yeah you should def be a mod

[Hmmm lies she/her]

3 minutes ago, momadrac said:

 

 

 

Can somebody explain all of this to me I missed something

Also what is roleplaying on this website

Basically, everyone was kinda RPing around on here, being unhinged, and one person thought it seemed like a sitcom. So I proposed the idea of making a dedicated RP thread for our queer shenanigans, and then we all started establishing some lore and stuff.