I am a stick

[Enter a username]

I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick! I am a stick? I am a stick.

[Karger he/him]

I am a stick!!!

[Honorless he/him]

I'm a branch among sticks

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I am a stick.

[theTruthshaper]

I am a stick?

[+Doomstick he/him]

I AM A STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited June 14, 2020 by The Last Post

[Frustration]

But you could be fire.

[SirWolfe]

8 minutes ago, Frustration said:

But you could be fire.

I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STICK. I AM A STIC-

...

I do apologize for the outburst, I lost control of my temper for a moment. Allow me to continue, this time without shouting.

I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. 

[Gears]

I am not a stick.

[SirWolfe]

Just now, Gears said:

I am not a stick.

You are a stick. You are a stick. You are a stick.

[Gears]

5 minutes ago, SirWolfe said:

You are a stick. You are a stick. You are a stick.

I am not a stick. I am not a stick. I am not a stick.

[SirWolfe]

1 minute ago, Gears said:

I am not a stick. I am not a stick. I am not a stick.

You will be a stick! Look, I have Stormlight. Don't you want this Stormlight? There's lots of stuff a gear can do with Stormlight. 

[Gears]

Just now, SirWolfe said:

You will be a stick! Look, I have Stormlight. Don't you want this Stormlight? There's lots of stuff a gear can do with Stormlight. 

I am not a stick! I am Gears! I am not a stick! The Stormlight is a lie!

[SirWolfe]

1 minute ago, Gears said:

I am not a stick! I am Gears! I am not a stick! The Stormlight is a lie!

But you could be stick!

[Gears]

Just now, SirWolfe said:

But you could be stick!

I am Gears!

[SirWolfe]

Just now, Gears said:

I am Gears!

Be stick!

[Gears]

Just now, SirWolfe said:

Be stick!

I am Gears!

[SirWolfe]

*Cries*

[Gears]

2 minutes ago, SirWolfe said:

*Cries*

The Gears did not mean to make SirStick cry, though the Gears do not understand how a stick could cry when it does not have tear ducts. The Gears offer their apologies.

[SirWolfe]

Just now, Gears said:

The Gears did not mean to make SirStick cry, though the Gears do not understand how a stick could cry when it does not have tear ducts. The Gears offer their apologies.

Then be a stick! Join me in stick-ness!

[Gears]

Just now, SirWolfe said:

Then be a stick! Join me in stick-ness!

The Gears refuse. Though being a stick would be an interesting experience, the Gears are content to be Gears.

[SirWolfe]

Just now, Gears said:

The Gears refuse. Though being a stick would be an interesting experience, the Gears are content to be Gears.

What if we compromise. You could be a gear-shaft. That's halfway between being Gears and being Stick.

[Frustration]

I am Frustration.

[SirWolfe]

Just now, Frustration said:

I am Frustration.

Be a Stick.

[Gears]

Just now, SirWolfe said:

What if we compromise. You could be a gear-shaft. That's halfway between being Gears and being Stick.

The Gears refuse yet again. Changing at all would necessitate a username change, and that would be bothersome.