Non-Adult Club

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

5 minutes ago, revelryintheart said:

Did you know that in French yogurt can be a verb?

3 minutes ago, Experience said:

*After coming home from school*

Mom: "Hey son, how was school? What did you do today?"

Son: "Ya, it was good. A lot of math. Oh, ya. We also yogurted."

What...what does that mean, though? Do I want to know?

[Experience he/him]

Just now, DramaQueen said:

What...what does that mean, though? Do I want to know?

I have no idea. I just made that up.  

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

1 minute ago, Experience said:

I have no idea. I just made that up.  

I'm mostly asking Rev.

[Experience he/him]

1 minute ago, DramaQueen said:

I'm mostly asking Rev.

I would also like to know. @revelryintheart

[Mat he/him]

7 hours ago, revelryintheart said:

Did you know that in French yogurt can be a verb?

I believe it is a political term?

[Wind he/him]

It probably has something to do with yogurt...

[revelryintheart she/her]

Ok so it was originally "chanter en yaourt" which translates to "to sing in yogurt." It was then shortened to "yaorter" which means "to yogurt". You yogurt when you're singing a song but you can't remember the words so you kind of just mumble along. 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

22 minutes ago, revelryintheart said:

Ok so it was originally "chanter en yaourt" which translates to "to sing in yogurt." It was then shortened to "yaorter" which means "to yogurt". You yogurt when you're singing a song but you can't remember the words so you kind of just mumble along. 

That's awesome.

[Condensation she/her]

Oh my gosh, I think I need to yogurt more.

[Wind he/him]

I always yogurt when singing!

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

I'm going to say that in choir sometime. 

My choir director: [censored], were you singing? I couldn't hear you.

Me: No, sorry, I was too busy yogurting.

The whole choir: ...what.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Hmmm. I wonder what yogurt tastes like. . .

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

1 minute ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Hmmm. I wonder what yogurt tastes like. . .

Have you never had it?

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

No, i have. im just dum. 

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

1 minute ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

No, I have. I'm just dumb. 

You're not dumb. Just don't become one of the Idiots.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Why did you capitalize my letters? And correct the word dum?

[Mat he/him]

3 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Why did you capitalize my letters? And correct the word dumb?

I will educate you on the Grammar Police  

It is a great organization devoted on correcting spelling and grammar. But there are those who... disagree with this. Such as Shard of Reading.

[revelryintheart she/her]

1 hour ago, Matrim's Dice said:

I will educate you on the Grammar Police  

It is a great organization devoted on correcting spelling and grammar. But there are those who... disagree with this. Such as Shard of Reading.

hay dun't ferget mii

[I Am A Fish he/him]

10 hours ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Why did you capitalize my letters? And correct the word dum?

Because she's bent on world domination.

8 hours ago, revelryintheart said:

hay dun't ferget mii

We won't.

10 hours ago, Matrim's Dice said:

I will educate you on the Grammar Police  

It is a great organization devoted on correcting spelling and grammar. But there are those who... disagree with this. Such as Shard of Reading.

I think the Shard of Reading is more qualified to be teaching grammar, than a pair of dice.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Whaaaaa? Stoop corectinng mi. ples. 

Hmmm. It feels good not to be an adult.

[Condensation she/her]

20 hours ago, Matrim's Dice said:

I will educate you on the Grammar Police  

It is a great organization devoted on correcting spelling and grammar. But there are those who... disagree with this. Such as Shard of Reading.

Yes, we are quite great. If you disagree with us, you may find yourself on the topic "The Idiots Club" speaking in barely recognizable English.

10 hours ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

Because she's bent on world domination.

We won't.

I think the Shard of Reading is more qualified to be teaching grammar, than a pair of dice.

No, not world domination. Just Shard domination.

8 hours ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Whaaaaa? Stoop corectinng mi. ples. 

Hmmm. It feels good not to be an adult.

*Hmm. It feels good to not be an adult.

[Experience he/him]

4 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Yes, we are quite great. If you disagree with us, you may find yourself on the topic "The Idiots Club" speaking in barely recognizable English.

No, not world domination. Just Shard domination.

*Hmm. It feels good to not be an adult.

I wouldn't even categorize it as English.

And really, does the number of 'm's actually matter?  

[Condensation she/her]

That's true. Well, it's English, but spelled completely incorrectly.

Yes, actually. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hmm

Variants: hm or less commonly hmmm.

[Mist she/her]

23 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Yes, we are quite great. If you disagree with us, you may find yourself on the topic "The Idiots Club" speaking in barely recognizable English.

No, not world domination. Just Shard domination.

*Hmm. It feels good to not be an adult.

This last one is stylistic.

Also, variants are also correct, to the best of my knowledge. 

I have to be responsible and start preparing to adult. Senior year.

[FriarFritz]

3 hours ago, Mist said:

This last one is stylistic.

Also, variants are also correct, to the best of my knowledge. 

I have to be responsible and start preparing to adult. Senior year.

May your graduation be less... interesting than mine was...

And actually, I believe the most correct form may be, "Hmmm. It feels good to be not an adult," as "to not be" splits the infinitive, a minor grammatical peccadillo, and "not to be" creates a dissatisfying separation between noun and adjective (possibly).