The 100,000th post wins!!!

[Experience he/him]

1926

The gerbils began plans to move to Mars so a pandemic never affects them again.

[Immortal Platypus]

1927

Hamster gangsters invade the weakened gerbils from Eris.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1928

REO, finally having gotten its star-sized mouse traps, uses them on the Gerbils and Hamsters while they are weakened from disease and war. The Greater Neptune Alliance sends an expedition led by Jacques Cartier, and discovers Rhode Planet, the smallest of the planets.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1929 

The crime gerbils use highly advanced scissors to break out of their cages and amass on the planet of lergil to start their plans to take over the galaxy.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1930

REO begins the invasion of lergil.

An amassed group of Brandon Sanderson fans create a religion based on his books. Through a series of crusades all other cultures and religions are destroyed.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

1931

The Stick comes all the way from the Frostlands to support the rodents of Lergil, and issues their three commandments:

1. I am a stick

2. Thou shalt never be fire

3. I am a stick

The Stick retreats back to the Frostlands to sign copies of their book: I am a stick 

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I just want to make clear that The Stick is one of the deities of Sandersonism.

 

Edited August 29, 2023 by Ravenclawjedi42

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

16 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

1931

The Stick comes all the way from the Frostlands to support the rodents of Lergil, and issues their three commandments:

1. I am a stick

2. Thou shalt never be fire

3. I am a stick

The Stick retreats back to the Frostlands to sign copies of their book: I am a stick 

 

1932
The Pantheon of Sandersonism grows. 

Spoiler

We need more gods.

 

[NameIess]

1933

The pantheon of Sandersonism shrinks.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

1931

The Stick comes all the way from the Frostlands to support the rodents of Lergil, and issues their three commandments:

1. I am a stick

2. Thou shalt never be fire

3. I am a stick

The Stick retreats back to the Frostlands to sign copies of their book: I am a stick 

 

Reinforced by the Stick's legendary commandments, the Lergilites win the war.

1 hour ago, Nameless* said:

1933

The pantheon of Sandersonism shrinks.

The followers grow.

1934

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1935

A new god, Chouta, emerges. He helps grow sandersonism even MORE.

[Experience he/him]

Then a one armed  gerbil eats Couta

1936

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1937

Chouta is eternal, and no matter how much he is eaten he will not disappear. The clan of one-armed gerbils begins to pray to him, adding their numbers to Sandersonism.

[Experience he/him]

1938

An alien race contacts the worshipping gerbils from another galaxy

[solarcat she/her]

1939

waiittt was this always an RP?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1940

The followers of Sandersonism, primarily the gerbils, respond by sending the entire collection of Sandersonism religious texts.

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No, it hasn’t always been an RP. Not that I know of, at least. This started 1 page ago.

 

[Experience he/him]

If we're gonna turn this into an RP might as well move it over to roleplaying...

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1942

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Probably.

 

[Ravenclawjedi42]

1943

A bunch of Gerbils went to the recently-conquered Andromeda Galaxy and began colonizing it, which the lord ruler agreed with but Sazed didn’t.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1945 

Highlord Sanderson, great God of Sandersonism and creator of Worlds sends a shipment of supplies to all those who back him.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1946 

The shard honor invests in mercury after killing Odium and Ambition.

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, Experience said:

If we're gonna turn this into an RP might as well move it over to roleplaying...

no, this is basically a cross between TLT and TLPW. Both of those are in FGaRS. Thus this should still be here.

1946

Edited August 29, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

no, this is basically a cross between TLT and TLPW. Both of those are in FGaRS. Thus this should still be here.

1946

1947: ghostblood's take over venus

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

1948: Metallic arts start appearing on earth

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1949:

Metallic artists begin lead-burning fad, all die off.

 

[Aeoryi she/her]

1950: Hoid visits Earth to get metallic arts