The 100,000th post wins!!!

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1900

A new era begins.

(Is this some alternate history? I feel like it should be.)

[Immortal Platypus]

yes

1901

[Aeoryi she/her]

1902 england invades mars, Saturn strikes scotland

Edited August 29, 2023 by Aeoliae

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1903 

In a freak accident Pluto is consumed by Jupiter, which is now even bigger.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

1903 

In a freak accident Pluto is consumed by Jupiter, which is now even bigger.

1904

The sun resolves conflict, and Pluto is replaced with eris

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1905

Jupiter collapses in on itself and becomes a black hole. Gerbils, the only black hole resistant animals, inhabit the surface.

 

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

1905

Jupiter collapses in on itself and becomes a black hole. Gerbils, the only black hole resistant animals, inhabit the surface.

 

1906 Jacques Cartier discovers Normandy, claiming the land in the name of the greater Neptune Alliance

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

In 1907 the Jupiter black hole is taken over by the GotGNA, the Gerbils of the Greater Neptune Alliance. Jacques Cartier congratulates them and gives them a hefty award.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

1907

The French Warship Jean Bart sinks off the coast of the Andromeda Galaxy.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

1907

The French Warship Jean Bart sinks off the coast of the Andromeda Galaxy.

1908 an inventor by the name of Leonardo da Vinci invents a freeze ray, and is deemed the ultimate man.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

In 1911 nothing happened. Somehow.

Edited August 29, 2023 by Ancient Elantrian

[Ravenclawjedi42]

1912

The Hamsters of Andromeda are angry at France and attack the Neptunian alliance, which now controls the whole Solar System, beginning the Interplanetary Rodent Wars.

Edited August 29, 2023 by Ravenclawjedi42

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1913

Rodents are banned anywhere near the star Polaris. 

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

1913

Rodents are banned anywhere near the star Polaris. 

1914

A group of Mice go there anyway. The Neptunian Alliance seeks allies in Alpha Centuri.

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1915

The REO or Rodent Extermination Organization begins the use of Black Hole guns to exterminate rodents. The practice of snorting rodents is quickly stopped by this.

Edited August 29, 2023 by Ancient Elantrian

[Ravenclawjedi42]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

1915

The REO or Rodent Extermination Organization begins the use of Black Hole guns to exterminate rodents. The practice of snorting rodents is quickly stopped by this.

1916

The Gerbil leader of the Neptunian Alliance attacks the REO for this, bringing them into the Interplanetary Rodent Wars.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1917

Bolbi Biggans attempts to create peace by writing the book “Bear and Thack Again,” a book about “A guy named Tokelin who sits home and does nothing, and for some reason has no jewelry.”

Instead of creating peace it is quickly banned for causing death by what scientists are now calling “Understimulation of the brain.”

The Interplanetary Rodent Wars continue. REO begins investing in new, Star sized mouse traps.

[Immortal Platypus]

This feels like TLT in the pre-plot days

1918

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Wow! We are almost 1/50 of the way there! And it has only been three years! Do the math… how long will it take… (hint: how long do humans usually live.)

1919

Edited August 29, 2023 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

[Aeoryi she/her]

1920.  Man named elon plotlot saves x.com from dying.

[Immortal Platypus]

5 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Wow! We are almost 1/50 of the way there! And it has only been three years! Do the math… how long will it take… (hint: how long do humans usually live.)

1919

My kid is going to get 100,000 lol. though it has been faster recently

1921

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Lets go,

1922

[Aeoryi she/her]

1923. Robots take over indonesia using chatGPT

[Experience he/him]

1924

Nothing happens cuz a pandemic

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1925
The gerbils are nearly wiped out by the pandemic.