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Just now, Ookla the Finwëan said:

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh interesting

no non nonoonnonononoonno

no

Yeah. 
I could go on and on
The school boards wants to take away the trimester and everyone is strongly against it

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Yesss

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I mean, if we're talking Donner Party/plane-crash-in-the-Andes style survival cannibalism, I don't think there's anything that prohibits it.

Killing some rando so you can eat them is right out, of course.

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Yeah, my family watches it every year and we cut paper snowflakes to hang in our windows while we do so

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  • 3 weeks later...
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Time is...Idk what it is but it's weird. I started filling out my mission papers and stuff today, and it really hit me that in less than a year I'm gonna be an adult, off on a mission and doing adult things.

I'm really excited though

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On 12/30/2024 at 9:54 AM, Eran of Arcadia said:

Haha you don't have to be an adult to be a missionary.

I would respectfully disagree, and point to 1 Cor. 13: 11.  I knew some missionaries who remained attached to childish attitudes while in the field.  Four immediately come to mind.  I had three of them as companions over my two years and the fourth served in the same district as me, and each time I was with one of them, we weren't able to really get anything done in terms of teaching people and doing the work of the Lord, because they were too busy screwing around.

Two of the four ended up being sent home early, one of them due to injuries sustained in a recreational activity he probably should have known better than to try, and the other due to some really egregious violations of mission rules and Gospel rules in general, the sort of stuff that could well have also cost him his membership.

If you're about to put your papers in, grow up.  Learn to be a mature adult now, so you'll be ready when you find yourself needing to out in the field.  Because you will need to.  Satan is real, and he will throw opposition at you in ways you never expected.  So put your armor on and get used to wearing it, so you'll have it when the time comes.

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here are some pickup lines cause I'm bored. spoiled for size

Spoiler

“Are you the Iron Rod? Because I want to hold fast to you.”

“Are you Laban’s sword? Because you’re exceedingly fine.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again with my scriptures?”

“Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.”

“Can I borrow your Bible? Because I just lost mine when I fell for you.”

“I was reading the Book of Numbers when I realized I didn’t have yours.”

“Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside you?”

“I knew I’d feel the Spirit at church, but I never thought I’d see an angel.”

“Are you a Gadianton robber? Because you’ve stolen my heart.”

“I think you’re my missing rib. Can I make you one flesh with me?”

“Are you the Liahona? Because when I found you, I found my way.”

“Do you have a map to the Celestial Kingdom? Because I just got lost in your eyes.”

“You don’t need to pray about it, the answer is ‘yes.'”

“I can’t go on a mission because I’m already falling for you.”

“I know we’re advised to avoid steady dating, but I can’t help but be steady around you.”

“Are you a vision? Because you’ve been in my dreams all night.”

“Did it hurt? When you fell from the Celestial Kingdom?”

“I was reading my patriarchal blessing and it said I’d meet someone like you.”

“Are you a golden plate? Because I treasure every word you say.”

“Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.”

“Are you the 116 pages? Because I can’t stop looking for you.”

“I don’t need to see the gold plates to know you’re my treasure.”

“You must be the Word of Wisdom because you’re good for my soul.”

“Are you related to Nephi? Because my heart is swelling with nothing but love for you.”

“Are you the tree of life? Because I feel enlightened when I’m with you.”

“Did you say your name was Moroni? Because you light up my life.”

“Is your name Ammon? Because you just cut my heart out.”

“You must be a stripling warrior because you’ve strengthened my heart.”

“Is your name Zarahemla? Because my heart burns for you.”

“I must need to repent because I can’t stop coveting time with you.”

“You must be a part of the Restoration because you’re restoring my faith in true love.”

“You don’t need a compass to find me; my heart always points to you.”

“Is your name Enos? Because my soul hungers for you.”

“Are you Section 76? Because you just gave me a vision of heaven.”

“Are you a revelation? Because you must have come directly from God.”

“Do you have a Urim and Thummim? Because I see my future with you.”

“Is your name Emma Smith? Because I think I’m in love with the elect lady.”

“Are you the law of consecration? Because I’m ready to devote everything to you.”

“I must be Thomas B. Marsh, because I’d argue over milk strippings for you.”

“You’re like the Kirtland Temple—worth every sacrifice.”

“Are you the word of wisdom? Because I promise to obey your every word.”

“Can we practice the law of eternal progression? Because I want to grow old with you.”

“Do you believe in enduring to the end? Because I can’t imagine my eternity without you.”

“Are you the Liahona? Because my heart always points to you.”

“Is your name Sariah? Because my heart travels in the wilderness for you.”

“Is your name Alma? Because my heart is ‘stirred up’ every time I see you.”

“Are you Zeezrom? Because my heart is changing for you.”

“Are you the Ark? Because I just keep floating towards you.”

“Are you the promised land? Because I’ve been wandering in the desert without you.”

“Is your name Grace? Because you’ve saved me.”

“Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in Eden.”

“Is your name Faith? Because you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

“I must be Moses because I can’t speak when I’m around you.”

“I would part the Red Sea for you.”

“Can you tell me the story of Ruth? Because I’d go wherever you will go.”

“Is your name Deborah? Because you judge my heart.”

“I can’t turn water into wine, but I can offer you a loving time.”

“You’re like the loaves and the fishes… You keep multiplying the love in my heart.”

“Are you Peter? Because you rock my world.”

“Is your name Esther? Because you reign over my heart.”

“Are you the walls of Jericho? Because I’m falling for you.”

“You must be Solomon, because you have the keys to my heart.”


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9 hours ago, Wasing the want of this said:

here are some pickup lines cause I'm bored. spoiled for size

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“Are you the Iron Rod? Because I want to hold fast to you.”

“Are you Laban’s sword? Because you’re exceedingly fine.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again with my scriptures?”

“Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.”

“Can I borrow your Bible? Because I just lost mine when I fell for you.”

“I was reading the Book of Numbers when I realized I didn’t have yours.”

“Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside you?”

“I knew I’d feel the Spirit at church, but I never thought I’d see an angel.”

“Are you a Gadianton robber? Because you’ve stolen my heart.”

“I think you’re my missing rib. Can I make you one flesh with me?”

“Are you the Liahona? Because when I found you, I found my way.”

“Do you have a map to the Celestial Kingdom? Because I just got lost in your eyes.”

“You don’t need to pray about it, the answer is ‘yes.'”

“I can’t go on a mission because I’m already falling for you.”

“I know we’re advised to avoid steady dating, but I can’t help but be steady around you.”

“Are you a vision? Because you’ve been in my dreams all night.”

“Did it hurt? When you fell from the Celestial Kingdom?”

“I was reading my patriarchal blessing and it said I’d meet someone like you.”

“Are you a golden plate? Because I treasure every word you say.”

“Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.”

“Are you the 116 pages? Because I can’t stop looking for you.”

“I don’t need to see the gold plates to know you’re my treasure.”

“You must be the Word of Wisdom because you’re good for my soul.”

“Are you related to Nephi? Because my heart is swelling with nothing but love for you.”

“Are you the tree of life? Because I feel enlightened when I’m with you.”

“Did you say your name was Moroni? Because you light up my life.”

“Is your name Ammon? Because you just cut my heart out.”

“You must be a stripling warrior because you’ve strengthened my heart.”

“Is your name Zarahemla? Because my heart burns for you.”

“I must need to repent because I can’t stop coveting time with you.”

“You must be a part of the Restoration because you’re restoring my faith in true love.”

“You don’t need a compass to find me; my heart always points to you.”

“Is your name Enos? Because my soul hungers for you.”

“Are you Section 76? Because you just gave me a vision of heaven.”

“Are you a revelation? Because you must have come directly from God.”

“Do you have a Urim and Thummim? Because I see my future with you.”

“Is your name Emma Smith? Because I think I’m in love with the elect lady.”

“Are you the law of consecration? Because I’m ready to devote everything to you.”

“I must be Thomas B. Marsh, because I’d argue over milk strippings for you.”

“You’re like the Kirtland Temple—worth every sacrifice.”

“Are you the word of wisdom? Because I promise to obey your every word.”

“Can we practice the law of eternal progression? Because I want to grow old with you.”

“Do you believe in enduring to the end? Because I can’t imagine my eternity without you.”

“Are you the Liahona? Because my heart always points to you.”

“Is your name Sariah? Because my heart travels in the wilderness for you.”

“Is your name Alma? Because my heart is ‘stirred up’ every time I see you.”

“Are you Zeezrom? Because my heart is changing for you.”

“Are you the Ark? Because I just keep floating towards you.”

“Are you the promised land? Because I’ve been wandering in the desert without you.”

“Is your name Grace? Because you’ve saved me.”

“Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in Eden.”

“Is your name Faith? Because you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

“I must be Moses because I can’t speak when I’m around you.”

“I would part the Red Sea for you.”

“Can you tell me the story of Ruth? Because I’d go wherever you will go.”

“Is your name Deborah? Because you judge my heart.”

“I can’t turn water into wine, but I can offer you a loving time.”

“You’re like the loaves and the fishes… You keep multiplying the love in my heart.”

“Are you Peter? Because you rock my world.”

“Is your name Esther? Because you reign over my heart.”

“Are you the walls of Jericho? Because I’m falling for you.”

“You must be Solomon, because you have the keys to my heart.”


my sister has one and its like

"how do you spell your name? no way, that's exactly how it's spelled in my patriarchal blessing!"

  • 2 weeks later...
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Has anyone read this article? I saw it on Reddit but I didn't want to talk about it there - Reddit doesn't like the church very much, and anyways they kind of think of religion and politics in rather binary terms over there.

One thing I have observed is that people see the way he writes Jasnah and assume that means he's secretly an atheist. Never mind that he writes religiously devout characters just as well - apparently both theists and atheists can write theist characters, but only atheists can write atheist characters, or some such. I really do admire how well he writes other voices than his own, but I'm not sure I always agree with him on what is often called "progressivism."

Thoughts?

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26 minutes ago, Eran of Arcadia said:

Thoughts?

From the article:

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I created Renarin as a character long before this was as much of a hot-button issue as it is now; a time when I leaned a different direction politically. This was always going to be his path.

...

My plan was for Renarin to be gay when I wrote Way of Kings Prime in 2002. 

This seems less than perfectly credible, for one very simple reason: if you've read it, you'll know that the Renarin character in Way of Kings Prime dies in the first book, before he ever gets much of a "path" at all.  No exploration whatsoever is made of his love life or sexual preferences.

The thing that really worries me is that he's said (elsewhere, not in this article,) that these are his beliefs and he wants the Church to come around to accepting them.  From a purely objective standpoint, that I really don't want to apply to any specific person but the facts are what they are, that is basically the very definition of apostasy.  And that kind of freaks me out.

  • 2 weeks later...
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We sang a Tongan hymn in sacrament meeting yesterday! It was lovely, though I was flailing a bit as I was trying to parse a foreign language and an unfamiliar melody at the same time. (It was this one.)

On 1/10/2025 at 6:17 PM, Mason Wheeler said:

From the article:

This seems less than perfectly credible, for one very simple reason: if you've read it, you'll know that the Renarin character in Way of Kings Prime dies in the first book, before he ever gets much of a "path" at all.  No exploration whatsoever is made of his love life or sexual preferences.

The thing that really worries me is that he's said (elsewhere, not in this article,) that these are his beliefs and he wants the Church to come around to accepting them.  From a purely objective standpoint, that I really don't want to apply to any specific person but the facts are what they are, that is basically the very definition of apostasy.  And that kind of freaks me out.

I'm going to be optimistic and say that that was always the way the character was in Brandon's mind, even if it never made it to the page. And as long as you don't try to claim revelation for the church as a whole or claim you know better than God, I don't mind individual members having their own "personal apostasies". I do lean conservative, but Brandon's writing has so far been good enough that I truly don't care if our politics or social views diverge--that's universally acclaimed as one of his greatest strengths. If that ever changes, that's when I'll be worried.

Posted
14 minutes ago, Slowswift said:

We sang a Tongan hymn in sacrament meeting yesterday! It was lovely, though I was flailing a bit as I was trying to parse a foreign language and an unfamiliar melody at the same time. (It was this one.)

I'm going to be optimistic and say that that was always the way the character was in Brandon's mind, even if it never made it to the page. And as long as you don't try to claim revelation for the church as a whole or claim you know better than God, I don't mind individual members having their own "personal apostasies". I do lean conservative, but Brandon's writing has so far been good enough that I truly don't care if our politics or social views diverge--that's universally acclaimed as one of his greatest strengths. If that ever changes, that's when I'll be worried.

I also think that based on his goal of inviting people in as stated in another article, it was probably not a bad idea to include a little bit of those ideas in his work. My personal philosophy is against that sort of thing, but I think it makes sense for his goals in writing and I respect that aspect of it. 

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5 hours ago, Slowswift said:

We sang a Tongan hymn in sacrament meeting yesterday! It was lovely, though I was flailing a bit as I was trying to parse a foreign language and an unfamiliar melody at the same time. (It was this one.)

Cool!

This Sunday in my ward, one of the speakers was a heavily pregnant sister.  She opened with, "when the Bishop asked me to speak to you this week, I told him I would unless the baby decided to come first.  It seems God has listened to his prayers more than to mine." 😂

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10 hours ago, Slowswift said:

We sang a Tongan hymn in sacrament meeting yesterday! It was lovely, though I was flailing a bit as I was trying to parse a foreign language and an unfamiliar melody at the same time. (It was this one.)

I'm going to be optimistic and say that that was always the way the character was in Brandon's mind, even if it never made it to the page. And as long as you don't try to claim revelation for the church as a whole or claim you know better than God, I don't mind individual members having their own "personal apostasies". I do lean conservative, but Brandon's writing has so far been good enough that I truly don't care if our politics or social views diverge--that's universally acclaimed as one of his greatest strengths. If that ever changes, that's when I'll be worried.

I feel this a lot. I don't necessarily agree with the political side of things, but I do agree that we should show love and appreciation to our fellow man. Charity is the pure love of Christ, y'know? I don't really want to say much more than that though, respectfully.

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8 hours ago, Mason Wheeler said:

Did anyone else from here catch the inauguration yesterday?  I was a bit surprised to see, towards the end, a military band and choir performing, very specifically, the Tabernacle Choir's version of The Battle Hymn of the Republic.  That's a very distinctive arrangement, and a famous one; the Choir won a Grammy for it!

I was pleasantly surprised too! It's a shame the Choir themselves couldn't be there, but the Navy singers did a fine job. (To be a bit pedantic, that arrangement didn't originate with the Choir, though they certainly have the canonical performance.)

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I was on a campout and somebody prayed to bless and sanctify the pizza...

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