The Wafflesworn

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

(Groan). We'll never hear the end of this tirade of fangirl adoration.

[Left he/him]

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

(Hurk!) (Urk!) (Carious vomiting sounds!)

 

Please. Anything BUT TRIGUN MEMES. PLEASE! I BEG YOU!

[Quiver he/him]

Well, you heard the Panda.

Post Ponies.

[Kobold King he/him]

(Hurk!) (Urk!) (Carious vomiting sounds!)

 

Please. Anything BUT TRIGUN MEMES. PLEASE! I BEG YOU!

 

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

(Hurk!) (Urk!) (Carious vomiting sounds!)

Please. Anything BUT TRIGUN MEMES. PLEASE! I BEG YOU!

Trigun is the greatest!

Queen Elsa Steelheart approves of Trigun memes.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

 

[Kobold King he/him]

 

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

 

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

I have never understood why memes became so popular. They may be pretty pictures with a witty message, but all in all, they take up a lot of space for so little value.

 

But I guess, ponies can't really express themselves if there are no picture of their hooves up there. 

[Left he/him]

"Now I get why QC hasn't been participating that much. Too high class for the wars. Probably more comfortable with court intrigues. Such as a bomb perhaps?"

 

After tossing the bomb out of the window with a grin, the Scholar continued talking.

 

"That's rather boring really though, perhaps you would like to know about how I've been coating acid on all of the ponies shoes so that their hooves are now all gone. It'll take them a full three days I expect to recover from such a loss." :ph34r:

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

Check This out. Came across it the other day. Makes me really question the mental integrity of some bronies these days.

[Quiver he/him]

The Average Brony:

Can't check the link, but I've been thinking of changing my avatar to Screwball anyway. It suits the obsessives Brony person a I seem to have here

[Ashiok]

Does anybody have any good recipes to make ACTUAL waffles?

I'm legitimately hungry for waffles right now (not toaster waffles. NEVER toaster waffles)

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Does anybody have any good recipes to make ACTUAL waffles?

I'm legitimately hungry for waffles right now (not toaster waffles. NEVER toaster waffles)

Do you have a waffle maker?

I don't think I've ever had toaster waffles... What exactly are they?

[Left he/him]

Toaster waffles are premade waffles that get frozen. You then put them in the toaster and you now have a waffle. Pretty much only yankees would do something so dumb when you can buy waffle mixes that are even easier to make than Ramen.

Edited August 21, 2014 by LeftVash

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Toaster waffles are premade waffles that get frozen. You then put them in the toaster and you now have a waffle. Pretty much only yankees would do something so dumb when you can by waffle mixes that are even easier to make than Ramen.

Thanks!

[traceria she/her]

Does anybody have any good recipes to make ACTUAL waffles?

I'm legitimately hungry for waffles right now (not toaster waffles. NEVER toaster waffles)

If you can wait about 8 hours, I can hook you up with my great-grandmother's recipe.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Toaster waffles are premade waffles that get frozen. You then put them in the toaster and you now have a waffle. Pretty much only yankees would do something so dumb when you can buy waffle mixes that are even easier to make than Ramen.

 

I'm a Yankee and I think toaster waffles are gross. Too much sugar and most of them have preservatives. 

 

Here's the recipe my family uses, modified from The Joy of Cooking: 

 

Whisk together in a large bowl:

2 cups whole wheat flour

1 tablespoon baking powder

2 tablespoons sugar

1/2 teaspoon salt 

Whisk together in another bowl: 

3 large eggs, well beaten

8 tablespoons butter, melted

1 1/2 cups milk

1 teaspoon vanilla extract 

 

Make a well in the center of the dry ingredients and pour in the wet ingredients. Gently whisk together; batter should have a pebbled look, like muffin batter. Spoon 1/2 cup (or the amount recommended by your waffle iron) onto the hot iron. Spread batter to within 1/4 inch of the edge with a spatula or wooden spoon. Close the lid and bake until the waffle is golden brown. 

[traceria she/her]

Here's my great grandmom's:

3 tbsp melted butter

3 tbsp oil

1 egg

3 tbsp sugar

1 cup milk

3/4 tsp. salt

1 1/2 tsp. baking powder

1 1/2 cups flour

 

You can add a little vanilla if you want, but it's not necessary.  Also, if you want to risk incurring the wrath of the Wafflesworn, you can omit the oil and this is a fine pancake recipe.

[Kobold King he/him]

Here's my great grandmom's:

3 tbsp melted butter

3 tbsp oil

1 egg

3 tbsp sugar

1 cup milk

3/4 tsp. salt

1 1/2 tsp. baking powder

1 1/2 cups flour

 

You can add a little vanilla if you want, but it's not necessary.  Also, if you want to risk incurring the wrath of the Wafflesworn, you can omit the oil and this is a fine pancake recipe.

 

...pancakes?

 

[traceria she/her]

I swear, it was just a warning!  *cowers *

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

...pancakes?

Stop the hate. Enjoy pan-waffles.

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

Does anybody have any good recipes to make ACTUAL waffles?

I'm legitimately hungry for waffles right now (not toaster waffles. NEVER toaster waffles)

 

Ironic how the founder of the Wafflesworn doesn't know how to make Waffles 

 

 

Pretty much only yankees would do something so dumb when you can buy waffle mixes that are even easier to make than Ramen.

 

RAMEN IS FAR FROM EASY FOR RAMEN IS AN ART! Even the 2-minute ones are an art.

[Left he/him]

Ironic how the founder of the Wafflesworn doesn't know how to make Waffles 

 

 

 

RAMEN IS FAR FROM EASY FOR RAMEN IS AN ART! Even the 2-minute ones are an art.

 Well than I am quite the artist